Day: November 5, 2005

  • It’s Not the Language

    Report from Michelle’s class today:

    It’s not the language barrier. Today’s class was all in Chinese and Michelle still has to be the first to answer every question. (Correctly.) I was afraid she was responding faster than the other kids in her last class because it was in English and she had the natural language advantage. This time, that couldn’t be the case.

    She just enjoys showing off her knowledge. Good for her. Really the only thing I remember that I enjoyed in school was beating the other kids at answering questions.

    Nowadays I gather they’re supposed to cooperate, collaborate and act like a colony of mindless ants.

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  • Waiting for a Game

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    One of the things that always surprises me about trails in Taiwan is that “lived in” feel they have. Instead of the feeling of complete solitude, no matter how trackless the wilderness, you’ll come across signs of habitation. Often they’ll be signs of regular habitation, but there’s no one around.

    Near the trail spur to go to Tiger mountain, there was a park table. On the table someone had scrawled a game board, and hand-drawn game pieces were still sitting on the table, as if the owners were coming back any minute.

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  • Elephants and Tigers and Lions and Jaguars…

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    Michelle had class and a haircut scheduled for today, so I decided to take the “Taipei Metro’s Guide to Hiking and Cycling” and try to locate a good day hike from an MRT station.

    Last night as we were coming home, very late, from Danshui, Irene noticed that the outline of Taipei 101 looked blurred and obscured by clouds. I told her it must be an illusion because there couldn’t possibly be clouds. There weren’t, it was pollution. Yesterday’s clear weather must have had an inversion layer and collected all the pollution. This morning when I got out, the air was disgusting.

    Taipei is very proud that they’ve labeled their trails with signs in both Chinese and English, and I’m not complaining about that.

    They’ve also published a guide to tell you which train stations have these signs pointing you at trails. The guide is only in Chinese and Japanese.

    Nonetheless, it was with a sense of learning and adventure that I sat down this morning, comparing the hiking guide to a MRT map with both English and Chinese station names, studying the time estimates in the hiking guide for the length of the hike, rejecting those that said “Bus” in Japanese as the first step.

    Finally, I settled on what looked to be a fairly long, but easy to follow trail looping from Houshanpi Station up to Tiger, Lion, Elephant and some other cat mountain. The Elephant Mountain trail is often mentioned in articles on day hikes from Taipei, although when I started, I didn’t realize that’s where I was going.

    When I arrived at the station, I easily found the first sign (in fact, a the time, I’d forgotten that Taipei had placed the signs). The sign pointed in a consistent direction with the map. The map; however, seemed rather illogical. Rather than taking a straight street in an almost direct line with the trailhead, it turned away at 45 degrees, then sharply angled back to a line perpendicular to the trail.

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    The only conclusion I can draw is that the path is designed to take you through a street market area, perhaps to help drive business through the market. Heaven knows how many times I’ve started to take a hike and I say to myself, “I need to buy some raw meats, fish and vegetables for my hike!”

    I never saw another Taipei trail marker until I actually reached the entrance street. If I’d followed the one sign I saw at the station, I’d have never found the trailhead.

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    When I reached the start, the trail was clearly marked and quite nice. One nice thing about some trails in Taiwan, they place distance markers facing both directions on the trail, so if you pass a 100m mark, and look the other way and see a 550m mark, you know the trail is 640m long and you’ve got 550m to go.

    What didn’t make sense was that the trail looked a lot longer than that. (Actually, I don’t remember the numbers, but there were less than 1/2 a kilometer) Still, I was there to see what I could see.

    What happened was that when I reached the “end” of the first trail, really the only place to go was the beginning of the next trail. After a while, the distance markers become useless because the reset at the beginning of each new trail.

    At one point the “trail” became a mountain road, but after walking down it for a while, with doubts in my mind that I was still on the right path, I came to another Taipei hiking sign indicating this was the right way. I believe I eventually managed to reach all four animal mountains. A couple of them were difficult to reach.

    Many times as I walked along the road, there were trails leading up and down off to the side. Some were unmarked completely, others had simple Chinese signs. Every once in a while, I would feel like I should be going on one of those and would end up at someone’s shack, or cultivated field. I’d always return to the road and continue on my way.

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    At one point, I came to a peak in the road and there was an open air restaurant, with a woman belting out karaoke. I’d swear it was the exact same woman and exact same song as I saw at Chiang Kai-Shek Memorial and in the town of Puli. There really ought to be a law against that outdoors.

    Eventually, I concluded I was lost. I came to a Taipei sign pointing down the mountain (stairs, lots of stairs) indicating a temple was there. I decided to gamble and headed towards it, hoping that it would have a parking lot and a road that was a lot closer to the bottom of the mountain.

    When I got there, it was as I’d hoped, and I finally broke out the GPS, which was low on batteries, and checked my distance and bearing to the train station. I was about 1.5 miles away as the crow flies, but at least it was downhill. I reached the city streets and would my way around until the GPS lead me unerring back to the entrance of the train station.

    This part of town has lighter traffic in the streets, but the sidewalks are completely covered over with overhangs and stores extending out to the street. To keep the GPS signal, I finally just walked in the middle of the road and the traffic be damned. They went around me without a second thought.

    That’s the attitude you have to adopt on the streets here: you just drive around the other people and not get mad. If they didn’t do that, there’d be a 50% reduction in drivers every day as they killed each other off in road rage battles.

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  • No Part Goes to Waste

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    There was nothing on the schedule today, so we had a “free day”.

    In the morning, we did some shopping back at the Breeze Center. There was no line at Mister Donut, so we picked up some of those awe-inspiring donuts that lead to lone lines just waiting around for their delicate taste.

    They kinda suck. We had about 6 kinds and even Michelle and Irene didn’t like them.

    The weather was still bright and clear, finally a perfect evening to go to the night market without the kids. Irene wants to eat from one end of the market to the other.

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    She didn’t really, but she did have stinky tofu and misc. duck bits. The picture you see up top is the duck bits vendor… I’ll call them “The No Part Goes to Waste Shop” because (and I know it is difficult to see in the picture) those little plastic trays contain all the parts of a duck that you’d expect to be thrown in the garbage. Heads, tongues, necks, internal bits of an unidentified nature, feet – it’s all there. The only think you won’t find are legs, thighs or breasts… at least, I couldn’t identify them clearly. The only things reasonably “normal” on the cart were wings.

    I had another example of the vendor’s food that I’m not describing until I develop my own recipe and make a fortune. We had this one slightly custom-made and, as I’d hoped, it was even better than what they normally sell. I’m looking forward to experimenting with this when I get home!

    The night market is along the Danshui MRT line, and they run until midnight. It was still early enough that we decided to head home, pick up one or more kids (depending on if Michelle wanted to go with us of stay with grandma) and return to Danshui to take a boat across to the wharf on the other side of the river’s mouth.

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    Michelle didn’t want to come and the boats stopped running a few minutes before we arrived, but it was still a lively evening and there was a foreign (American) street performer playing with fire. He wasn’t bad, and he obviously collected a lot of money at the end of his performance. Watching his take, I’d say he got about $NT3000 ($US90) for 5 minutes prancing around with fire.

    Considering that MOS Burger apparently pays well and only pays about $US2.70 an hour, he was making good money. I wonder if he was working legally? I’ve heard of foreigner performers getting deported for such things.

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