Month: June 2006

  • Ancient Crocs

    news @ nature.com => Slouching out of Gondwana

    Modern crocodiles and alligators may be able to trace their roots back to Australia, say palaeontologists who have dug up the scaly beasts’ most primitive known relative near a remote outback town.

    The new crocodile-like species, unearthed in rural Queensland by a team led by Steven Salisbury of the University of Queensland in Brisbane, lived between 95 and 98 million years ago, during the Cretaceous period.

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  • Spiders

    BBC News => Early web-spinner found in amber

    True orb weaving spiders found trapped in amber from 121-115 million years ago are the oldest of their type yet found.

    Now, if only the can find some good, dinosaur blood-engorged mosquitoes so they can create Jurassic Park.

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  • First Day of School

    First Day of School

    Monday was Michelle’s first day of “real” school, sort of.

    The school year technically starts in August, but they also hold summer school, so we decided to get her a head start (and, for my wife’s sake, get her out of the house) early.

    It’s an all-day school, so by the time she got home on her first day, she was out for the count. The family had a quiet day and a quiet evening, how refreshing!

    We think she likes school. She doesn’t kick up a fit, seems to anticipate going each morning, but the best we get out of her are question and answer sessions like this:

    “How was school?”
    “OK”

    or

    “What’d you do at school?
    “I went swimming, and ate and did stuff.”

    or

    “Did you meet any new friends?”
    “Yes.”
    “How many?”
    “Hundreds.”
    “What are their names?”
    “I don’t know, but they don’t know my name, either.”

    They’ve been giving writing and other simple worksheets during the day, which she brings home, graded. So far she’s nailed them all. Guess we’ll have to wait for some feedback from the school.

  • Ick

    Boned Sausages

    The Taipei Kid => Ick

    Nothing pairs with a pizza like some bone-handled sausages. To quote from Cathy Dennis’ 1991 hit “Just Another Dream”, this combination is matched up like sugar for a cake. Is this for real or is it just another dream?

    In 2001 when we went to Taiwan they had a new novelty food item, street vendors were selling hot dogs and sausages with handles, rather like a corn dog. The novelty that made it uniquely Taiwanese (and probably proves Taiwan has no board of health) was that the “handle” was an old chicken bone.

    When we returned in 2003, they had disappeared completely. I assumed this was because somebody had died eating that utterly unsanitary snack.

    Now, it looks like they’re back and being served by no less than Domino’s Pizza.

    Salmonella on a stick! How quaint.

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  • Doctor Who – The Satan Pit – Review

    The Satan Pit by Matt Jones

    Let’s face it, last week on the Impossible Planet the Doctor was left in a pretty precarious position.

    He and Rose had landed on an incredibly distant planet, “impossibly” orbiting a black hole. The TARDIS had not only been unable to translate the key glyphs that would have made short work of the mystery, but had then been lost forever in a seemingly bottomless gorge. As the plot unfolds, it becomes clear that the planet is the prison of no less than Satan himself, and that he is now awake and through possession has taken control of one of the crew and a legion of mindless drones, the Ood, who are now marching on the crew to destroy them. Meanwhile, the Doctor has travelled to the center of the planet only to discovered the Pit itself, which slowly opens…

    After last’s week’s episode, the Satan Pit was a bit of a let down. It was still an excellent episode, which a tense and well realized plot of Rose and the crew escaping and defeating the possessed Ood, but the Doctor’s part down at the pit was slow, plodding, rambling and just generally worked against the episode.

    Another problem was that, in the Impossible Planet, nothing yet had been resolved, so illogical plot points weren’t yet so obvious as they came to be in this episode. Most notably, when all was revealed, the villain’s plan to escape was overly-complicated, and could have been accomplished much more simply and no one would have been the wiser till after he’d escaped.

    The Doctor’s waxing philosophical about faith and challenging his understanding of the universe were just plain dull.

    Overall, it was a great two-parter, but the first part really shines with the promise of the second, and the second, on some level, fails to deliver.

    Another point that was a bit down on this two-parter was the music. Doctor Who has never been known to have very good incidental music. The revival series’ scores have been (as far as I’ve noticed) all penned by Murray Gold. While the music hasn’t been bad, per se, through the new series, it’s always intrusive, and for the most part, derivative. It’s like listening to the soundtrack for the first episode, Rose, over and over again, week after week.

    In The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit, for the first time that I’ve noticed, the score is completely different with a cliched “apocalypse movie” sound, but it’s no less intrusive. I almost feel as if, perhaps, this score was done for the remake of the Omen instead.

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  • Fusion Patrol: 1999, Part 1

    As I mentioned in an earlier post, I’ve been going through my old material and adding into YouTube.

    Here then, is the first installment of the pilot for Fusion Patrol: 1999


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  • My Heros at The Tiki Bar, Say It Ain’t So, Doctor Tiki!

    In the world of video podcasting, one podcast stands head and shoulders above all the rest: Tiki Bar TV.

    Even if you aren’t an alcoholic, it’s funny, irreverent and extremely well put together.

    (And, if that’s not enough, Lala is extremely well put together, too.)

    But there’s something disturbing about their latest episode, Space Cadet. There’s just enough disturbing similarities between this episode and our Fusion Patrol: 1999 episode, The Last Pizza to make me go, “hmmmm.”

    And it’s not just me, several people have contacted me about it since the episode aired.

    Plot-wise, there’s really no similarity, but the premise of the Tiki Bar being sent into “The Outerspace” and even the use of a same joke/pun just seem too coincidental. The video for FP: 1999 has been on the net for years, so it is conceivable that it’s been seen. Doctor Tiki seems so competent and reassuring, I’m sure it must be a coincidence, right?

    Of course, that movie, Zathura, about the house being blasted into space seems mighty suspicious, too…

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  • The Truth Sometimes Sets You Free

    BBC NEWS => Eating pizza ‘cuts cancer risk’

    I hate eating tomatoes.

    For years people have nagged me, “oh, you need to eat more tomatoes, they reduce the risk of cancer.”

    To which I always respond, “I eat pizza, that’s a tomato food.”

    “Oh no”, they say, “That’s not the same.”

    Turns out, it is.

    Pizzas are covered with a potentially protective tomato sauce. Italian researchers say eating pizza could protect against cancer. Researchers claim eating pizza regularly reduced the risk of developing oesophageal cancer by 59%. The risk of developing colon cancer also fell by 26% and mouth cancer by 34%, they claimed.

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  • Armchair Ninja – Episode 2

    Lesson 2, Defense with a Remote Control, Armchair Ninja style.


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  • Armchair Ninja – Episode 1

    I was digging through my old Fusion Patrol video material (for reasons that will become clear in a later post) and decided to post a few “classics” to youtube.com.

    This is a test of the simplest and shortest one I could find to see if the embedded player works.

    So, here is the Armchair Ninja, teaching the Seated Horse stance.


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