Ghost Light
by Marc Platt
1989, Starring Sylvester McCoy as The Doctor
and Sophie Alred as Ace
Synopsis
The Doctor and Ace arrive at a Victorian House and lots of nonsensical crap and dialog get spread around like someone had a sprinkler attachment on their asshole.
Analysis
Seriously, I can only assume that Marc Platt is a pseudonym because I find it hard to believe anyone would take credit for this story. After three viewings I still couldn’t make head nor tail of what they were trying to accomplish except to waste airtime. In just three episodes, even the most hardcore Doctor Who fan would have to be convinced that it was time to put a bullet in the series’ head and let us all out of our misery.
If you’re buying Doctor Who DVDs, give this one a miss and save yourself 20.625in2 on your bookshelf that you could use for something useful, like dust bunnies.
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