I like to eat at Taco Bell sometimes so I can have a meaningless conversation with the packets of taco sauce.

Where do I get a job writing this stuff?

Saw this on a window in the parking lot at Costco.

I’d like to spend a few minutes poking fun at PETA, but they’re such a self-parody already, there’s nothing I can say to make them look worse than they already are.

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Do you think that Best Buy calls their cashiers “representatives” so they can get away with paying them less by making them think they’ve got a fancy title?

These people never represent anything to me except the human interface to the cash register.

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I went to Arby’s for lunch today and they’ve got this cool new automated cashier, where you can order your food.

I would have tried it but the human cashiers were so desperate to take my order I didn’t get the chance. Guess that’s what happens when your future, unpaid replacement gets brought onto the jobsite: Worker Motivation

Unfortunately, that’s not a good picture, but you can see that the woman in line is completely ignoring the friendly, convenient robot.

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