Day: December 13, 2006

  • Torchwood – Random Shoes – Review and Spoilers

    Random Shoes
    by Jacquetta May

    Torchwood meets Love & Monsters.

    Synopsis

    Eugene Jones is dead and for some unknown reason, Torchwood is investigating the scene of the accident. Meanwhile, Eugene Jones stands beside them. He is only just beginning to realize he is dead, and he cannot remember the last two weeks of his life.

    Eugene had been a bit of a Torchwood groupie and so he’s thrilled when Gwen wants to investigate his death. (Despite the fact that there’s no evidence of alien involvement.) Eugene narrates his thoughts on life while he follows Gwen on her investigation.

    It turns out Eugene had been in the possession of an alien artifact, and Gwen’s investigation leads her to realize that Eugene’s two friends committed eBay fraud to make him think his artifact was worth £15,005.50. Greed got the better of them when they realized someone else would pay £15,000 for it so they try to force him to hand it over. He swallows it and they chase Eugene into traffic and to his death.

    Mystery solved, Eugene can now go to his grave a fully-informed corpse, but not before he temporarily physically manifests himself so that he can save Gwen’s life from a traffic accident.

    Analysis

    I can only assume that writer Jacquetta May was told they needed to do an episode on the cheap and then locked in a room with a videotape of Doctor Who’s Love & Monsters as an example of the official “How to cheap an episode guide”.

    That said, this was vastly superior to Love & Monsters, primarily because, with a 5 person cast, they were able to draw in Gwen only (with the other cast having greatly reduced roles) and produce a story you could rightly call Torchwood.

    I question the wisdom of placing two episodes about life after death back-to-back, especially when they directly contradict each other.

    Eugene had swallowed the Dogon Eye just before he died, and conveniently because he couldn’t remember what happened, that’s not revealed until the very end of the episode. The notion that the Eye inside his body has caused this little stint of life-after-death isn’t well-realized and the explanation is haphazard at best.

    (Why, by the way, did Toshiko’s alien artifact detection equipment not notice the Eye in Eugene’s corpse?)

    In a show that can’t quite find its niche, this isn’t such an odd duck out like Love & Monsters was for Doctor Who. If you don’t look too closely, and you don’t mind a title that sounds like a joke working title that they forgot to change, it’s not a bad character piece.

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  • Mockery Required

    BBC News => Creation museum pushes ‘true history’

    I thought they convicted that crackpot Hovind (currently facing 288 years in prison) we’d be done with this sort of nonsense, but apparently not.

    The museum’s aim is to bring Genesis – the first book of the Bible – to life for all ages, and promote the belief that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old.

    Everybody who works at the museum has to sign on to the belief that the living Earth was created in six 24-hour days – rejecting the convention most scientists view as fact, that life evolved slowly over millions of years.

    To hammer that point home, two smiling children clad in tasteful animal skins, work and play alongside a pair of baby Tyrannosaurus Rex

    ..and yet, staffer Georgia Purdom did say one of the smartest things I’ve ever seen in print:

    “It’s foundational. If you can’t believe Genesis, then why believe any other part of the Bible?

    ”You can’t pick and choose, you can’t say this part is right, and this part is wrong.“

    That really does say it all. Dawkins couldn’t have said it better.

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  • Torchwood Renewed

    BBC Press Office => Torchwood to return for second series by way of Little Storping-in-the-Swuff =» Torchwood Renewed

    Don’t know how I missed this press release, but Torchwood will be back for series two. Now if I could just get them to read my reviews and make a few “corrections” along the path…

    BBC Three’s Torchwood is back for a second series but this time it will premiere exclusively on BBC Two as confirmed by Jane Tranter, Controller of BBC Fiction, and BBC Two Controller Roly Keating.

  • Roasted Turkey Doritos

    The Taiwan Kid => Turkey-Flavored Doritos

    Somewhere Dr. Evil has a lab where they cook up these products:

    I’ll give you something to Ho!, Ho!, Ho! about–how about Doritos Roasted Turkey flavored chips? And the chips are even shaped like Christmas trees! It would be easy to think that this is some sort of art project, but it seems to be readily available at 7-11s here. And popular too–I grabbed the last bag in the store. Every foreigner in the neighborhood must have bought a bag to blog about.

    I noticed there was no comment on how they taste.

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