Month: November 2007

  • Catchy slogan

    There are days when I’m proud of my Scottish ancestry from the Clan Stewart…

    … and then there are other days when I’m glad I’ve got more Irish and English in my veins. Like today.

    The Daily Record => Scotland’s New £125k Slogan…Welcome To Scotland

    A £125,000 campaign to replace Scotland’s Best Small Country In The World tag has been unveiled.
    And the exciting new catchphrase dreamed up by top advertising brains is…“Welcome to Scotland”.

    Well, it least it’s easy to memorize. It doesn’t sound so bad if you say it with an accent, and obviously they’re too cheap to go back and buy another one, so they’re stuck with it.

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  • In my opinion, this is a big mistake

    BBC – Doctor Who – News => Billie Is Back!

    Rose Tyler returns for Series Four.

    Following a series of unconfirmed reports across the media this morning, we’re delighted to officially confirm that Billie Piper will return as Rose Tyler in Series Four of Doctor Who.

    Anything you may read elsewhere about when, how or for how long Rose returns to Doctor Who should be treated as pure speculation at this point.

    Seriously, this is not a good sign. Leave the lost companion lost. It’s bad enough that screwed up by getting rid of Freema. I’m willing to give Catherine Tate a chance (not impressed so far, yet) but… don’t bring back Rose.

    Unless she’s going to be the regeneration of The Master.

    Now, that’s what the official BBC Doctor Who page said earlier today. Minutes later, BBC News said more…

    BBC News => Billie Piper to return to Dr Who

    She will star in three episodes of the sci-fi drama, reprising her role as the Doctor’s companion, Rose Tyler.

    So much for the idea of her playing someone other than Rose.

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  • I just don’t like the sound of “Saturnalia Lights”

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    You know, it amuses me no end to point out to Christians that the holiday they call Christmas is a huge hodge-podge of completely and utterly non-Christian traditions. (I love this site at this time of year – The History of Christmas.)

    In fact, the Church used to forbid opening the churches on “Christmas” because it was a holiday they didn’t support. Easter being the important turning point in Christianity. It was only popular demand (and, more importantly, competition from other Christian sects who were willing to open their doors – and collection plates – at Christmas) that got the big churches to embrace Christmas across the board.

    Anyway, you can hardly argue that it’s anything except a secular holiday these days. It’s just the name is so blatantly biased that spoils it all. Still, I can’t come up with a suitable replacement name. Saturnalia just doesn’t work and besides, it’s just as nutty.

    “Winter Solstice?” Too WICCA-wacky, with all the connotations of Gaia earth mother and cavorting druids.
    “Yule”? That’s a nice Scandinavian name, but, thoroughly associated with Christmas nowadays. The “yule log” is inextricably linked to the concept of Christmas. Few realize they aren’t even related.
    Saturnalia, Juvenalia, Mithras Day? No no no.

    We need a new word. I’m going to give some thought to that one. Perhaps I should draft the help of some Madison Avenue types. It needs to be modern, catchy, memorable and most importantly, completely without meaning – much like the names of automobile models these days.

    Whatever it’s called, I did something this weekend I though I’d never do, and certainly haven’t participated in in at least 30 years. I put up Christmas lights (or “fairy lights” for our overseas readers.)

    I did it for the kids, plain and simple. No one will accuse me of going overboard on the project, though.

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  • Black Friday

    Well, dear readers, this has been a busy week for me: My birthday (43rd), Thanksgiving (also my 43rd) and now Black Friday (my 32nd, if Wikipedia can be believed).

    (I’m a little miffed, Wikipedia doesn’t seem to have an entry for my birthday.)

    In any case, my birthday was quiet, but enjoyable. I got the Christopher Eccleston Doctor Who box set of DVDs for my collection and a book on Japanese SFX master Eji Tsubaraya.

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    Michelle had a Thanksgiving “pow wow” at school this week and as I had the day off this year, went to see it. We got to hear all about how the pilgrims thanked god almighty for seeing them through the brutal winter and providing them a bountiful harvest. That just shows what a fucked up bunch of lunatics the pilgrims really were. Instead of thanking the imaginary sky fairy, they should have been kissing Squanto‘s ass for providing them the necessary knowledge that they lacked in survival skills.

    History really is written by the victors isn’t it?

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    I thought about wearing my t-shirt that has a photo of Geronimo and his warriors with the caption “Homeland Security: Fighting terrorism since 1492” to the school pow wow, but I thought better of it and decided to co-exist peaceably with the pale face parents who send their kids to Michelle’s school. Instead I just wore my Citizen Potawatomi Nation tribal T-shirt instead.

    Guess you can tell I’m not all that impressed with Thanksgiving, but is a day off from work. We had my father over and ate ham. (I steadfastly refuse to eat turkey.) Ham good, turkey bad. It was a beautiful day outside, with a high today of 80º. You couldn’t ask for a nicer day. Pity nothing is open and the entire country is home gorging on turkey and watching football.

    Tomorrow is Black Friday, a day I wouldn’t go shopping on if it weren’t for those one-day only loss-leader sales. I’ve got at least 2 places lined up with 500GB external drives (just perfect for OSX’s new Time Machine) for $79. Costco’s got 2 packs of 2GB SD cards for $35. Our newer Canon camera uses those and they’re so small we keep loosing the little buggers.

    Anyway, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “gosh, what can I buy for Black Friday?” Gift ideas really are tough, and so I thought I’d list the books I’m currently reading and recommend them as gift ideas for Christmas (or Saturnalia, if you prefer.)

    Why Darwin Matters: The Case Against Intelligent Design by Michael Shermer
    Eiji Tsubaraya: Master of Monsters by August Ragone
    Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Wonderful World of Odd by the Bathroom Reader’s Institute
    The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman
    Beginning Joomla! From Novice to Professional by Dan Rahmel
    Breaking the Spell: Religion as a Natural Phenomena by Daniel C. Dennett

    I’ve provided convenient links to Amazon.com if you want more info on them.


    What’s on my iTunes right now?
    Blunt Instrument from the album “Casino Royale” by David Arnold


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  • Survivors Survive!

    BBC Press Release => BBC Drama Productions acquires rights to develop 1970s series Survivors for BBC One

    BBC Drama Productions has acquired the rights from the Terry Nation Estate to develop the Seventies drama series Survivors, it was announced today by Jane Tranter, BBC Controller, Fiction.

    Set in the present day, the new series will be written by Adrian Hodges (Ruby In The Smoke, Shadow In The North, Charles II and Primeval) for transmission on BBC One.

    Survivors was one depressing TV show, but it will be interesting to see how they remake it.

    (I wonder if the catastrophe that wipes out humanity will be tied to global warming or islamic terrorists? It’s got to be one of the two. No writer worth his cliched salt could pass up both of those!)

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  • Big Scorpions

    BBC News => Man-sized sea scorpion claw found

    8 foot long, eyes of blue… well, ok, probably didn’t have blue eyes. Just for clarity of that BBC headline, the scorpion is man-sized, not the claw.

    The immense fossilised claw of a 2.5m-long (8ft) sea scorpion has been described by European researchers.
    The 390-million-year-old specimen was found in a German quarry, the journal Biology Letters reports.

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  • Doctor Who – Time Crash – Review

    The BBC has announced that this year’s Children in Need has taken in a record-breaking £19. That can’t be bad, can it?

    As previously reported, much like two years ago, this year’s Children in Need featured a special mini Doctor Who episode.

    Two years ago, the episode was a short post-regenerative sequence between David Tennant and Billie Piper that took place immediately prior to the events of The Christmas Invasion. This year’s mini-episode, Time Crash, inserted a few extra minutes into the concluding scenes of The Last of the Time Lords.

    Synopsis

    Martha Jones has just departed the TARDIS, and as the Doctor and his newly rebuilt TARDIS depart it experiences the titular time crash. As the Tenth Doctor frantically works his way around the TARDIS console trying to find out what happened, he bumps into the Fifth Doctor working his way around the opposite direction.

    Two instances of the TARDIS have collided in time and space because the Tenth Doctor hadn’t fully completed his repairs of the TARDIS after the Master disassembled it. The two Time Lords trade a few barbed remarks, mostly the Tenth critiquing the Fifth and his wearing of a decorative vegetable, while the Fifth spends his time exasperated at this annoying “fan” who has somehow found his way into the TARDIS and has “…changed the desktop theme.” (Will that Joke still be funny when Microsoft Windows is just a stain on the Highway of Unpleasant Memories?)

    When the Cloister Bell starts tolling, the Tenth Doctor leaps into action and saves the Universe, or at least a Belgium-sized part of it.

    Catastrophe averted, the TARDISes begin to separate and the Fifth Doctor returns to his timeline, but not before the Tenth sums up his love for the old days and his old persona.

    With a final warning from the Fifth Doctor about putting up his screens, the episode resumes the final scene from Last of the Time Lords by having the Titanic crash into the TARDIS console room.

    Analysis

    The are a whole raft of reasons why multi-Doctor stories generally fail. Most of them don’t bear mentioning here except for the “plot overload” aspect. In the Three Doctors and the Five Doctors, the circumstances that bring the Doctors together is a strained plot device that knocks the tried-and-true Doctor Who formula off its tracks.

    In much the same way the early Davison years were hampered by too many companions vying for screen time, the Three Doctors and the (deceptively named) Five Doctors had (respectively) three and four lead characters vying for screen time. Ironically, the generally-abysmal Two Doctors is the better of the bunch because it brings together only two Doctors and because the circumstances of their meetings is both integral to the plot and not nearly so contrived as the other stories.

    Time Crash can hardly be called an episode. It’s more of a brief vignette, and rather than involve a story, it just taps into the most popular aspect of multi-Doctor stories: the Doctors sniping at each other. This is always a fan favorite because it reflects the often possessive nature about fans’ choice of a favorite Doctor. That said, there’s a lot here to be recommend Time Crash.

    One could almost picture David Tennant not being in the episode at all. Instead, it’s not at all hard to imagine writer Steven Moffat standing in Tennant’s place reciting all the lines. The whole thing feels rather like his tribute to a favorite Doctor and the continuity that they all represent. When the Tenth Doctor says to the fifth, “You were my Doctor!”, I can see Moffat’s face regenerating over the top of Tennant’s.

    It’s an enjoyable, nostalgic piece you watch for the witty dialogue and on that level, it doesn’t fail.

    Much though I normally hate contrived plot-devices, sometimes they can be brilliant. Having the Doctor “regenerate” to cover the change in the lead actor was a brilliant piece of nonsense, but it works famously. Steven Moffat has come damn close by “…short[ing] out the time differential.” This plot contrivance allows Davison’s Doctor to look older than he did at the time of his regeneration into the Sixth Doctor. In just a couple sentences, the door is not only opened to potential future multi-Doctor stories featuring even more decrepit previous Doctors, but goes a long way towards explaining the past multi-Doctor stories, too.

    A not-as-welcome plot contrivance was the return of Timey-wimey, Moffat’s non-explanation of related, linear temporal events spread over multiple timelines violating what would appear to be inviolable causality. It worked brilliantly in Blink, but could rapidly bring about enormously illogical plots or plot holes if not tightly reigned-in.

    Case-in-point, in Time Crash, the Tenth Doctor brilliantly works out a way to save the day, but the Fifth Doctor recognizes that even he isn’t brilliant enough to have worked out that risky solution in the time available. The explanation: The Fifth Doctor saw the Tenth save the day and remembered it. Now, as the Tenth, he remembers seeing himself saving the day in exactly that fashion, ergo, no one ever actually worked out how to save the day. That only works in timey-wimey world. But does timey-wimey work when the Fifth Doctor seems to know about Linda and her Doctor fans yet the Tenth Doctor didn’t seem to know about them when he met them? Or does it just make your head hurt like it does mine?

    Still, I didn’t have high-hopes for Time Crash, but in the end, I enjoyed it immensely. I hope they don’t forget about it when the DVDs are released.

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  • The Lovely City of Phoenix

    I haven’t had much to post lately, so I thought I’d post something to complain on behalf of my neighbors down the street. Oh, they don’t know I’m complaining on their behalf, to be sure, this is just my civic mindedness kicking in.

    Personally, I subscribe to the eco-friendly concept of zeroscaping.

    Lawns are an abomination against nature in the desert – and don’t get me started about golf courses. Nonetheless, I can appreciate the time, effort and expense involved in maintaining a nice yard. Why, just last week, my neighbor’s entire family was out in the yard, cutting the grass, pulling the weeds, trimming the trees (and putting up xmas lights weeks too early.)

    They timed it, I suspect, to coincide with “big trash collection”, that quarterly event where the City of Phoenix deigns to pick up garbage bigger than one container. Over a one-week period, everyone is supposed to pill their large trash (often tree branches and other construction debris) at the front of their property (not blocking the sidewalk) and they’ll come and get it.

    The City also thoughtfully uses a small front loader to scrape up the trash and put it in the truck. The results can be seen here, where they’ve completely removed the turf from the ground.

    Way to go Phoenix! We love you, too.

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  • Kickball

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    My daughter is in a sports club after school. Each month, they play a different game.

    Last month it was basketball. At the end of the month, they had a big game on Saturday. Actually, it was more of a very informal tournament. To my knowledge there were no winners, but several schools came together and played each other in a series of 5 minute games.

    I’ll spare myself a bit of agony and not go over the basketball game in any detail, save to say that Michelle wasn’t the most accomplished player on the court, although she did have a remarkable talent for looking every direction except where the ball was and she managed to practice her handstands without seemingly being bothered by the other kids running all around her trying to play basketball.

    This month it was kickball and, while I was prepared for more of last month, I was pleasantly surprised. Michelle was running hard, trying to catch and kick the ball, she scored several runs (including one home run) and got a couple players out.

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    She’s a little too small to have a powerful kick and, for some reason, she was kicking with her right foot, which, since she is left-handed, I assume is probably as awkward as if I tried kicking with my left.

    This month, as with last, I was still amazed at how many kids didn’t seem to have a clue what they were doing. Despite having (supposedly) played kickball for a month, several of the kids didn’t seem to realize you had to run from one base to the next when someone kicks the ball. There were several instances where kids were tagged out because there were two people standing on the same base.

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    Not Michelle, though, she never made a tactical or rule error that I noticed. I’m really quite proud of her. She even stood up to bigger kids who were trying to hog the ball. In the first game, there was some kid on her team who was trying to hold the ball all the time, even if it meant taking it from other kids on his team. (Seen in this picture heading for Michelle to get the ball, but she ran around him with it instead.) You’re not usually supposed to have to work against your own teammates, too.

    They didn’t have kickball, that I can recall, back when I was in elementary school. My first recollection of it is from Junior High. I can see how it would make a good substitute for baseball, suitable for younger kids. We enjoyed the game because you could bean the runners with the ball, if your aim was good enough, which made it a game of suitable violence for us – rather like a combination of baseball, soccer and dodgeball. There wasn’t much of that in evidence at this game, although Michelle did take one to the face while trying to field the ball.

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    Seeing as how baseball has been adapted, I wonder if Cricket could be similarly adapted. Kicket anyone?

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  • The New Sontarans

    Check out the gallery of pictures of the new Sontarans.

    Looks like another faithful updating of a classic old foe.

    BBC Sontaran Gallery

    Oh, and you read about them, too.

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