Month: May 2008

  • The Saint – have we been betrayed again?

    I stumbled across this at lesliecharteris.com in the news section. It’s a synopsis of the upcoming new Saint telemovie/series with James Purefoy.


    Simon Templar is part of a secret organization known as ‘Knights of the Templar’. He’s responsible for enforcing the group’s code of ethics against the criminal underground of the world. Those familiar with ‘Knights’ know Simon Templar by one name: The Saint. His current assignment has him in Montenegro, rescuing captive children from being sold on the black market. When the operation is finished, Templar discovers that one of the children is missing. An orphan once himself, he vows to rescue the lost boy, no matter what the cost. Waiting for him in Paris is Patricia Holm, an intelligence specialist and Templar’s lover. She has information that a crooked businessman named Carger is responsible for the children’s abductions; however, the Knights learn that Carger is now into much bigger things. The Saint is ordered to find Carger and steal a treasured relic that, if made public, could ignite a spectacular holy war. When he discovers Carger has also been keeping the missing orphan as his own son, Templar must decide between his own personal convictions and his duties as The Saint.

    Up till now, I’d been eagerly anticipating this new series, now I’m dreading it.
    Goddamn-it! If they can’t keep their meddling fuckin’ fingers off the core concepts of the character, why even bother? Do they presume that they can actually improve upon the original? Or is it that they just wanted to make their own show and, like that horrific Val Kilmer travesty, want to use the name “The Saint” to get some free audience buy-in?

    Oh, I’ll still watch it, but if they can’t get the simple stuff right, why should I expect them to get anything else right, either? For cryin’ out, the whole point of the Saint is that he is a lone wolf idealistic vigilante! Yes, he occasionally had a gang – but they were following him like a pack! He was not part of some worldwide secret organization, and that completely changers the man, the mode and the motivation.
    In short: That’s not the Saint.


    While you’re looking at the news section of lesliecharteris.com, note that in Australia the Simon Dutton Saint series from the 80’s is being released on DVD. Even though this show didn’t do well in the ratings, it was probably the truest to the original spirit of the Saint.
    The Dutton series suffered from some terrible supporting acting and the production quality, despite being a large international production, has that 1980’s “breaking away from the major studios into small production company” feel to it, but the spirit of the show to the original character is spot on. Much more so than the Roger Moore series.

    In fact, in one of the Dutton telemovies, Templar keeps the stolen money – or at least his self-defined “cut”. How else does he maintain his wealthily lifestyle? Answer: He’s Robin Hood! He steals from the crooked and gives to the victims (less his 10%.)
    That’s the Saint.
    And they’ve almost always been afraid of that aspect of the character when adapting him for TV.
    So how come Australia gets the DVDs and we don’t?

  • Save Early, Save Often

    I just finished up writing my review of The Sontaran Strategem and the Poison Sky, my MacBook turned off.

    It was low on battery, a bit, but it hadn’t even hit the critical level yet, and it didn’t hibernate the machine, either. It just turned off.

    Now I have to go back to my last save point… how tedious.

  • Doctor Who – The Unicorn and the Wasp – Review (Spoilers)

    Something queer is happening at at Lady Edison’s estate and it isn’t just her sons, it’s murder most foul!

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  • Steven Moffat and Doctor Who. It’s Christmastime in Doctor Who land.

    Steven Moffat, Doctor Who’s finest writer has been named the new lead writer and executive producer, replacing the departing Russell T. Davies.

    It can’t get any better than that.

  • Am I behind?

    Yes, I am. Four episodes of Doctor Who behind on the reviews… guess I’d better get to it.

    It’s just… I don’t know… It’s just that this season really isn’t inspiring me much.

    Fine… in honor of Dan Vettori getting his name up on the honours board at Lords for a 5-wicket test, and Jacob Oram getting his name up there for a century, I guess the least I can do is step up and review Doctor Who…

  • Doctor Who – Planet of the Ood – Review (Spoilers)

    There’s something a little ood about this episode.

    Proving once again that no costume is inexpensive enough to use only once, the Ood have returned.

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