$0.99 Madness or What the Hell is this?

Times are tough. We went to the 99 Cent Only store today.

They advertise that everything in the store is 99 cents. Inflation takes its toll though because over the loudspeaker they were announcing special items for 99.99 cents! That’s a 10% price increase!

But I ask you: Who would pay $0.99 for this hideous thing?!