Druids should have an iPhone app

From this article from the Orange News, we learn that Austrian Motorway Authority have been rather silly.

Motoroway bosses in Austria secretly hired a full-time team of druids to drain ‘negative energy’ from accident blackspots.

The team is said to have reduced fatal accidents at one notorious crash site to zero after restoring its “terrestrial radiation”.

What’s more important is this picture. Someone needs to take this picture and convert it to an iPhone app. The world needs to be able to insert this druid into any photograph – just like those apps that insert ghosts and UFOs into your pictures.

Brilliant!