Stupor Bowl

I saw on the news tonight that 85% of the televisions in America are expected to tune in to some sporting event or other on Sunday.

Couldn’t care less, but, they had an article more near and dear to my heart. Pizza restaurants expect a massive upsweep in sales on Sunday pandering to the couch potato army. Some restaurants are expecting 300-400 pizzas sold on that day!

They’re stocking up to make sure that they can handle the extra load.

What does that mean to me? Sunday will be a bad day to buy a pizza. Rushed and overworked staff will be preparing substandard pizzas for and unappreciative and unwashed audience.

Obviously Saturday will be a good day for reviewing a pizza. I wonder who it will be?

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