Getting a charge out of the Japanese

Orgismo.com => Japan Railway passengers to generate electricity at train stations

The East Japan Railway Company… …is testing an experimental system that produces electricity as people pass through ticket gates. JR claims that this sort of human-powered electricity generation system may provide a portion of the electricity consumed at train stations in the future.

Having been in a Japanese train station at rush hour I know that there’s a vast amount of energy surging through the building, so this seems like a great idea.

But knowing the Japanese, they’ll adopt this on the subways and perhaps even implement a little system to redirect some of the electricity generated and impart a mild shock into the genitals of the men passing through the gates – just to get them in the mood to read their hardcore porn and grope the female passengers.

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