Month: November 2006

  • First Looks – Doctor Who – The Invasion

    Little Storping-in-the-Swuff =» “The Invasion” Animated Episodes Review

    The first “re-constructed” Doctor Who episode for DVD has been released in the UK. “Invasion” starring Patrick Troughton as the second Doctor battling the Cybermen in London with the first appearance of UNIT. They have combined the original audio track and new animation to re-create the missing episodes. While I have to wait a few months for release in the US, early indications are that the it’s good.

    Simon at Little-Storping-In-The-Swuff writes:

    (T)he episodes have been reanimated by Cosgrove Hall (who produced the BBCi Doctor Who: The Scream of Shalka serial).

    The animation, in black and white, is impressive. It has a different “feel” to the live action episodes, and clearly the animation isn’t photorealistic and doesn’t resemble live action, but whilst it’s two dimensional the images have depth…

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  • Doctor Who – Ghost Light – Review

    Ghost Light
    by Marc Platt

    1989, Starring Sylvester McCoy as The Doctor
    and Sophie Alred as Ace

    Synopsis
    The Doctor and Ace arrive at a Victorian House and lots of nonsensical crap and dialog get spread around like someone had a sprinkler attachment on their asshole.

    Analysis
    Seriously, I can only assume that Marc Platt is a pseudonym because I find it hard to believe anyone would take credit for this story. After three viewings I still couldn’t make head nor tail of what they were trying to accomplish except to waste airtime. In just three episodes, even the most hardcore Doctor Who fan would have to be convinced that it was time to put a bullet in the series’ head and let us all out of our misery.

    If you’re buying Doctor Who DVDs, give this one a miss and save yourself 20.625in2 on your bookshelf that you could use for something useful, like dust bunnies.

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  • Torchwood – Small Worlds – Review (Spoilers, blah, blah)

    Small Worlds
    by Peter J. Hammond

    The mystery of Capt. Jack deepens as the Torchwood team comes up against their most formidable opponent yet: fairies.

    Summary

    A quintessentially eccentric British old lady (QEBOL) stalks silently through the forest. She is hunting and finds a circle of glowing fairies, flittering around a stone circle. She takes a few photos and leaves. Her intrusion does not go unnoticed.

    Meanwhile, Capt. Jack has a nightmare and awakes to find a rose petal. At the same time, the Torchwood monitoring systems notice freak weather patterns.

    The next day, a pedophile attempts to abduct a young girl, but something invisible and unseen attacks him, attempting to choke him with rose petals. Jack and Gwen go to visit the QEBOL, who turns out to be a former lover of Jack’s “father” from the 1940’s. [Her name is Estelle, but I’m going to keep calling her QEBOL.] She’s a researcher into fairies, and she’s been giving a talk about her recent photographs. Jack asks to see all her photos and data and warns her that these fairies aren’t nice, sweet little creatures. QEBOL explains to Gwen that she and Jack have had disagreement on their nature before.

    As the investigations progress, it is clear no one is safe from them and their pursuit of one young girl, their next “chosen one”.

    Analysis

    This story was by Peter J Hammond, creator of Sapphire & Steel and it shows: It plays fast and loose with the concept of linear time, features creatures “from outside of time” and doesn’t bother to explain the real nature of the antagonists. That might sound like a criticism, but it isn’t. There are very few TV writers who can pull that off and Hammond is certainly one of them. The episode is well written and constructed and isn’t nearly as “unexplained” as episodes of Sapphire & Steel. This may be the best episode of Torchwood yet.

    In fact, most of the unexplained “mystery” in this episode does more to make the story of Capt. Jack more complicated rather than bog down the main narrative.

    The QEBOL’s lover was, in fact, Jack himself. That’s not so much of a surprise as the Doctor first met Jack in 1940’s London. Although we know Jack was a renegade Time Agent, we never learned what Time Agents do. Perhaps I was reading something into it that wasn’t there, but it seemed in The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances that Jack hadn’t been there more than a few months. QEBOLs explanation in Small Worlds makes it sound like he’s been there much longer.

    Later, Jack reveals (to the audience, if not specifically to Gwen) that he was commanding troupes in 1909. Again, what does a Time Agent do? Would Jack as an agent or a con man have spent enough time in 1909 to take command of troupes going into war?

    Considering how world-weary Jack’s character seems in Torchwood, compared to Doctor Who, I almost think they’re going to reveal that he somehow after the Dalek battle in space and his resurrection by Rose and the time vortex that perhaps he was sent way back in time and has been living for ages as an immortal being.

    Acting and production were again impeccable, the only reservation I had was that the CGI fairies in “scary” mode had a slightly rushed feel to them.

    This episode relied on story, action and characters and required no superficial insertions of sex scenes, innuendo nor Capt. Jack’s “kiss of life.”

    This story makes me wish they’d bring back Sapphire & Steel.


    Additional note: Maybe it’s just me, because my wife says she didn’t understand the episode.

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  • Ai Raifu!

    Apple Japan => Get A Mac

    Too funny!

    Those (some say brilliant, other say annoying) “Get A Mac” ads that Apple has been running lately aren’t just a local thing. Apple Japan has their own versions, too.

    I hope the guy on the left isn’t supposed to be Bill Gates.

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  • The IT Crowd Crashes on American Shores

    Zap2it => NBC Looking for More Comedy Imports

    Earlier this year, Channel 4 aired a somewhat hit-and-miss sitcom called <>i>The IT Crowd. While it certainly suffered from all the negative things associated with being “a sitcom”, there were some genuine laughs in it, and a few moments that (as an IT worker myself) rang so truthful, that you had to believe the writers once worked IT.

    Anyway, now it appears to be another show that will be ruined by an American television network. (They haven’t even finished ruining Life on Mars and they’re already moving on to more fodder. How depressing.)

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  • New Bond…. Good?

    BBC News => “Brilliant” Bond seduces critics

    According to this article, the early reviews on Daniel Craig’s 007 are in and he’s brilliant.

    But before you start declaring the new “era” of bond, note this quote from one critic:

    …easily the best film since GoldenEye

    That’s like saying, “Best automobile since the Ford Pinto.”

    Goldeneye was the worst of all the “official” Bond films. It was cursed with bad directing, bad acting, bad story and bad music. I saw it once the day it premiered, got up right in the middle to go to the toilet and didn’t bother to rush back. When the DVD came out, it sat on my bookshelf for over a year before I bothered to watch it again… and when I did watch it my opinion didn’t change. It’s the kind of film I don’t bother to push the “pause” button on before a bowel movement. I think that’s the best way I can describe my feelings about Goldeneye.

  • Torchwood – Cyberwoman – Review (Spoilers, blah blah)

    Cyberwoman
    by Chris Chibnall

    Summary

    Ianto Jones, Torchwood’s faithful… um… what? butler? front man? garbage picker? Clean up man? Well, anyway, Ianto has a secret: He keeps his girlfriend, Lisa, locked up in the basement of Torchwood. The thing is, she’s been half converted into a Cyberman. Ianto secretly brings a cybernetics expert to the help her regain her humanity, but things go horribly wrong when the expert succeeds in weaning her from the life support mechanism – which just happens to be a cyber-conversion unit.

    Lisa then shows her colors by trying to convert the cybernetics expert into a cyberman, but the upgrade “fails.” Ianto, obviously completely blinded by love, covers the crime up, while the rest of the Torchwood team begin to realize something is amiss. The rest of the episode is basically a battle to the death, while Ianto tries to save his girlfriend from destruction.

    Analysis
    I enjoyed this episode a lot. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it contained the single coolest scene I’ve ever seen on TV. How can you not love a cyberman battling a pterosaur? Too cool! (PS, Torchwood team – Pterodactyls are more primitive pterosaur types that have long tails, making Torchwood’s pet something more like a pteranodon.)

    Overall the episode was a tense, exciting battle from end to end, although I had some issues with the pacing. Despite that, there’s a lot in this episode that doesn’t stand up to closer inspection.

    The most obvious is the cyberwoman herself. Obviously, they’ve tried to make a sexy incarnation of Maria from Metropolis, and the costume they’ve devised is quite good, but… well, why has she still got breasts? Why are her feet cyber-heels instead of cyberman boots? We know from Doomsday that, during the Canary Wharf battle, human females were converted into standard cybermen. The cybermen weren’t experimenting with new models and so the notion that Lisa’s cyber-conversion would ever have had cyber-breasts is ridiculous. During the episode, Ianto explains that the cybermen were upgrading humans rather than “transplanting brains” because they needed troups, fast. That seems like a poor attempt to gloss over this particular plot hole. Clearly the cyber converters, all the way back to the beginning in the alternate universe “upgraded” people rather than did brain transplants on them.

    The second is her brain conditioning, which, even on 2 viewings, I cannot determine if the idea is that she’s always been conditioned and she’s been playing on Ianto’s emotions to get free or if something “snaps” when the cyberneticist works on her.

    And then there’s Ianto… I just don’t buy this character. Yes, Ianto has been played as mostly a shadow of a character so we’ve been kept in the dark about him, but this performance doesn’t ring true. He’s obviously been Torchwood since before the war, so he’s been a willing part of an organization which is, let’s face it, less than savory. Are we to believe that he learned nothing from the events at Canary Wharf? Love is blind, but not that blind. I could buy the setup all the way up to the point where she attempts to “upgrade” the cyberneticist. Even then Ianto is torn… I can even buy that, but with each progressive demonstration that she was lost, he didn’t get seem to get any clue at all. The only way he could have redeemed himself in my mind was if he’d finally pulled the trigger on the pizza delivery girl once she started on about upgrading.

    And what has he got against Jack? I feel like Ianto is going to prove more of a liability than as asset as the show progresses.

    Once again Jack’s immortality is put to the test, and each time they do that, I feel Jack’s actions are not in keeping with someone who is immortal. Something like that is bound to impact the way you think and behave more than it apparently has Jack. Jack’s comments about thinking he might die and feeling so alive echo a common theme is sci-fi: that to truly be alive, life must be ephemeral. Perhaps Jack is the monster Ianto says he is.

    Speaking of Jack’s powers, what’s with his “kiss of life”? Does he just has a gay necrophiliac streak or does he have some supernormal power? In Day One he seemed to give some sort of “extra special” kiss to the girl, but that was accompanied by bright lights and fairy dust. Laying one on Ianto’s seemingly dead body appeared to be pointless, although it did seem to shake him out of his death/unconsciousness. It certainly wasn’t meant to be mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Perhaps this will prove to be Jack’s super-hero power.

    One last note on the pacing. Television and movies exist in a bizarre time-dilated world where one minute on screen rarely equals one minute in real life. We’ve all been programmed since childhood to understand the shorthand of time on screen, and so to convincingly portray 1 to 1 passage of time, filmmakers usually have to resort to gimmicks to keep the audience “grounded” in real time. Throughout this entire episode, the director never conveyed to me that this was “real time”, and so the arrive of the pizza delivery girl 40+ minutes after the pizza was ordered was jarringly out-of-time. It felt more like a couple hours had passed, but perhaps pizza delivery is more leisurely in Wales. If I were Ianto, I would not accept those pizzas, nor would I give her a tip.

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  • Long John Silver’s Walks The Plank

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    There are days when you walk into a restaurant and you know you should walk right out again. On other days, the signs are there, but you choose to ignore them… and so it was for us this evening at Long John Silver’s on Northern near 35th Ave.

    We arrived shortly after 7:00PM and our first thought was, “Wow, look how busy they are! We’re going to get fresh fish tonight.” Indeed, there were busy. There are about 14 booths and 3 tables, and at least 1 table and 6 booths were filled, plus there were about 4 people apparently in line. For a Thursday night, that’s busy. At that time of night, I would normally expect to see maybe 2 groups of people in the restaurant.

    The first inkling that something was wrong should have come when we noticed that there were about 50 receipts placed on the counter, surrounding the register. Another portent of doom should have been the observation that only one table had any food. The man standing first in line was apparently complaining that he didn’t get the right food. (That’s what I thought, but in fact, he was complaining that he didn’t get any food.) They also couldn’t find his receipt. He demanded his money back and they gave it to him. While they were conducting that bit of unpleasant busy, one of those loud, pushy type came up and asked for some plates. She was from the table that had food and “asked” for the plates like this: “Could we get some plates, please. Our food wasn’t supposed to be ‘to go’.”

    They gave her the plates, but she wasn’t done. She came right back and asked for something else, I couldn’t quite hear what she asked for, but I certainly heard how she explained why she was being insistent. “We waited 35 minutes for our food, so it out to be at least right.”

    One refund, one customer complaining that their food took 35 minutes (probably an exaggeration to help get her way), a room full of people with no food and a fiercely blinking order fulfillment display, angrily displaying that it was out of spaces for more orders.

    Did we turn around and leave? No. Were we stupid? Probably.

    Funny ho the brain tries to turn this sort of thing to a positive. My thought was: There’s 3 or 4 people in back cooking, they’ve just got to have some really fresh fish coming out any minute now. We’ll get our food quickly and benefit from everyone else’s wait.

    David ordered his food first, we ordered ours second. We sat down at the table at exactly 7:15. (My credit card receipt says we paid at 7:15, their cash register receipt says we ordered at 7:25? Some sort of trick perhaps to keep the wait times down on the computer?)

    And we waited, and we waited. All the while, the pushy woman was talking to everyone in the store about how she got her food after 35 minutes, and no one else had gotten any. She was obnoxious, but right. We slowly watched over the next 20 minutes as, one by one, the people gave up and demanded their money back. One person actually got their order of food. The obnoxious woman actually scared some customers away as the overheard her talking while waiting in line.

    Finally, we began to see something odd. One of the staff brought a tray of food out. Asked the first table if they had “2 #7s”? and when they said, “no”, she took the tray back and disappeared. Those people gave up and asked for their money back.

    A bit later, she came out with another tray, asked another table if they had some particular combination order. When they said, “no” she took that tray back and didn’t return. We heard the manager explaining that all the returns hadn’t been removed from the fulfillment display and he was ordering them to use the food from the returned orders to fill the existing orders.

    Now, I’m not 100% certain, but I think using the food that was taken out of the kitchen on someone else’s order is a health code violation, even though I know the food wasn’t touched. Perhaps that’s not what they did – although it is what he told them to do. Finally, through attrition, we got our food.

    When I say, “we”, I mean Chu-Wan, the kids and myself. David didn’t get his. We got our food 22 minutes after sitting down. The only other people who remained (and came in after we’d sat down) got their food next. David then went and asked about his fish and was told they were cooking more and he had a 2 minute wait. In about 3 minutes, he did indeed get his fish, and burned his mouth on it. (That’s just a funny anecdote I had to relate and really has nothing to do with the service, unless they didn’t let the food cool long enough before serving.)

    To be fair, my fish wasn’t hot like I’d expect for such a wait, but it wasn’t bad. It certainly wasn’t bad tasting. Still, Long John Silver’s really screwed up on this visit.

    As we left, there’s a bell to ring if you got good service, which didn’t get a lot of rings tonight, and this sign. I’m going to respond to this survey, and, if I win $1,000 I will consider this a trip well worth it. Otherwise… it’s going to be quite some time before I return to that Long John Silver’s.

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