Images on Toast

From: Specious Report => Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Slice of Toast

“I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring,” Chapman told local newspaper The Huddlesfield Express. “However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs, as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole, were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big Bang. It’s the beginning of the world!” he added excitedly.

I’ve been itching to write a spoof article about this sort of thing for some time, but I’ve just never been able to come up with a suitably atheistic graven image… Really, I’m kind of ashamed of my lack of imagination.

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