Author: Eugene Glover

  • Yellowstone! – Day Seven Thursday August 26, 1999

    We made our way out of Jackson and back to Pocatello via the scenic route, over the Teton Pass. We went this way partially because I didn’t want to go into the lower plains any sooner than I had to, and partly because everywhere we went that damn WYDOT (Wyoming Department of Transportation) was tearing up the roads.

    Each time we ran into construction, they were making the traffic go in one-way switch-offs for 30 minutes at a time. Every main road into Jackson was under construction for miles on end. The road over Teton pass isn’t considered one of tha main roads, and we only hit one construction zone, and they hadn’t got the flagmen out yet.

    We arrived in Pocatello with 2 hours to spare before our flight. We killed a little time in the town, which really isn’t such a bad place, but it really does feel isolated.

    Our flights were on-time and completely uneventful, which seems to be a first for me.

    Our arrival in Phoenix gave us just about 18 hours before my in-laws would have to be back at the airport to return to Taiwan. Murphy’s Law being what it is demanded that something go wrong, in this case, our luggage never left Salt Lake City.

    After discovering that every last piece of our luggage was missing, we informed Delta. They informed us that it had been left behind, but would be on the 11:30 flight, and they’d deliver it to us right away.

    “It will probably be very late tonight”, they warned us,

    “No problem”, we said, “We’ll wait up.”

    We went home and waited. At 11:45 I checked the Delta lost baggage tracking web page. According to the page, all luggage had arrived in Phoenix and would be delivered to our home address (which they had correctly) between 11:30 and 3:30 AM. We staid awake waiting for the luggage that never came.

    Finally, at 5:00AM, we called Delta.

    They said, “Oh, no residential deliveries are made at that hour of night, only to hotels and businesses.”

    (“What businesses would these be?”, I asked myself, “7-11s?”) Finally at 6:45AM this morning, our luggage arrived – intact and complete. Our voyage now complete.

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  • Yellowstone! – Day Six Wednesday August 25, 1999

    We decided to try looking at the Tetons again.

    First we headed towards Teton Village, a small ski enclave near Jackson, at the base of the Teton range. We took the arial tramway to the top of Rendezvous point (10,000+ ft) and looked around at all the crazy places where skiers will try to kill themselves.

    There is a magnificent view of the Tetons and Jackson Hole from the top. Even in the summer, at this altitude, the wind was cold as it blew off the glacier of the nearby Grand Teton.

    After coming down, we headed to the hamlet of Moose. Along the way we saw a bull moose along side the road who was being very photogenic.

    After eating pizza in Moose, we stopped by the National Park visitor center, where we discovered that it was Founders Day: the anniversary of the founding of the National Park Service and the 49th anniversary of the opening of Grand Teton National Park. They even had free admission and cake for all the visitors.

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  • Yellowstone! – Day Five Tuesday August 24, 1999

    We were up at 5:00AM and out the door by 6:30 to meet the 7:00AM bus. Even though it topped 92 degrees on Monday afternoon, it was freezing at 6:30 in the morning. The bus headed south of Jackson, where we reached a boat dock on the Snake River where we were to take a combination scenic and whitewater trip for 16 miles down the mighty Snake River.

    The first half of the trip was the “scenic” part. The water was very calm and totally flat. The pace of the trip was designed to enjoy the scenery. After 8 miles, we stopped at camp for a breakfast of sausage, eggs and pancakes. My in-laws, along with Kiki, with her hurt knee, left the river at this point. The remaining four of us proceeded on the 8 mile whitewater portion of the trip. There are several whitewater companies making the trips down the river. We estimated, conservatively we felt, that there are at least 60 trips per day and the river was rather crowded.

    Bouncing along the “rapids” was a lot of fun, but it was late in the summer and it had been quite hot. By this point in the year, the river was no longer swollen with run-off and there really wasn’t much in the way of rapids.

    Rapids are classified in a system of 1 to 5; 1 being the easiest, 5 being the most difficult. Our trip comprised mostly of Class 1 and 2 rapids, with 3 Class 3 rapids. There were 13 or 14 people on our boat, including some small children (6 to 10 years of age), one of whom was very vocal about not wanting to get doused or killed on the rapids. Which each little rapid he would ask, “Was that the Big Kahona?” (Big Kahona is the name of the biggest Class 3 rapid we were going to go through.)

    We had a raft which could go either direction and our guide, Mitch, asked which side of the boat wanted to go first through the Big Kahona. (First means wettest.) We took a vote and the other side of the boat won, Chu-Wan was very disappointed, as was the vocal brat on the far side of the boat. Mitch gave Chu-Wan and the boy a chance to swap sides and they did. Chu-Wan and the boy’s family got drenched. Those of us at the rear of the boat only got a little wet by the Big Kahona, but, but now all the little splashes had gotten us pretty well soaked anyway. (Incidentally, the water is 40 degrees F.).

    The boy jubilently started laughing and gloating and shouting at the other side of the boat, telling them how they were “losers”, etc. He was sitting at the extreme rear end of the boat, the furthest from the action.

    I said but one thing, “Mitch, can you turn the boat around for the next one?”

    Mitch looked pleased and turned the boat around. The boy was now screaming in terror.

    When it works, justice is good.

    On the next rapid the boy got sloshed but good and knocked off of his perch on the raft. I grabbed him before he went overboard, although the temptation was there to let him go.

    Our overall group had been broken into two boats, and the boat behind us had a family with three incredibly obnoxious children in it. On the bus ride, I learned that the boys’ names were Thaddeus, Chance and Alexander. They fought, they bickered, they irritated everyone and their new-age maternal parental unit never said a negative word to the little shits all the way to the river or all the way back no matter how bad or out-of-control they got.

    I was pleased to see that two out of the three of them were pushed overboard by their guide and father as part of a “practice” for what to do in case they fell over during the rapids. They were soaked and shivering, but they still wouldn’t shut up on the way back to Jackson. They were impressive in their sustained horridness.

    During the 16 miles trip we saw

    • 7 Bald Eagles
      • 2 adult pair
      • 1 pair of immature eagles
      • 1 solo individual (we probably just missed seeing his mate)
    • 2 bald eagle nests,
    • 4 Osprey ,
    • schools of Cutthroat Trout and
    • significant Beaver damage (but no Beavers).

    Back in town, Chu-Wan and I went shopping, then hit the CyberCity Internet café and game center so I could finally see what was happening in the rest of the world.

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  • Yellowstone! – Day Four Monday August 23, 1999

    This was a long, long day! We travelled from West Yellowstone, Mt. to Jackson, Wy.

    First, we had unfinished business: We finally stopped at the Lower, Mid and West Thumb Geyser Basins.

    Once past these last stops, we headed directly to the Grand Teton National Park. As we got our first glimpse of the Tetons over Jackson Lake, everyone insisted that we stop and take pictures.

    They truly are breathtaking mountains, but would the view keep everyone occupied for three days. Somehow I doubted it.

    We got into Jackson, Wy by 4:00PM and checked into our hotel. Chu-Wan and I went walking around the town and picked up some waterproof disposable cameras for tomorrow.

    Jackson is a mess. It’s now a lot like Sedona, Az: hordes of tourists, jamming the itty-bitty streets, which are lined with mall shops and the occasional artist’s gallery. Another nice town destroyed by too-many humans. Every fourth or fifth shop is a realtor, and the cheapest priced two-bedroom home we could find listed for $600,000. Thanks, but no thanks.

    Meanwhile, back at the hotel, Kiki managed to take a tumble and scrap up her knee on the asphalt. Although she was almost a teenager she had apparently never had a cut or srape in her life. This lead to a great deal of hysterics, culminating with my father-in-law applying iodine to the wound in a less-than-merciful fashion.

    The hotel had charcoal grills so we bought hotdogs at Albertson’s and cooked them for dinner. The weather was perfect, but the mosquitoes were out in squadrons.

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  • Yellowstone! – Day Three Sunday August 22, 1999

    This morning, my in-laws didn’t go with us. They were tired and wanted to take a day off.

    We headed across the northern part of the southern loop, towards the fishing bridge and lake.

    We stopped again in Canyon and asked about bison sightings. Thre had been none so far that day, but we were heading where they had been seen the day before. Not too far down the road we saw the bison – hundreds of them. One was only 5 feet off the side of the road.

    We went to Lake, ate lunch, then went to the trail leading to the Natural Bridge. At last out of the car and walking on foot, we hiked the short one-mile trail to the bridge and climbed up it. Up one side, we saw a marmot.

    Heading back along the same route there were even more bison on the road. We got stopped on the road when one of them decicided to (ever so slowly) cross the road in front of us. Even the big mini-van wouldn’t win a fight with one of these massive animals.

    We thought about staying late in the fishing areas, as grizzly bears had been seen the last few days in the evening, but there was no realistic hope we’d see one and we decided to go back to town.

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  • Yellowstone! – Day Two Saturday August 21, 1999

    Saturday’s excursion was towards Old Faithful. We skipped Lower and Mid Geyser Basins, as well as Black Sands and Biscuit Basin because everyone else wanted to save their energy for walking around later. If time and energy permitted, we’d stop there on our way back.

    We waited only about 20 minutes for Old Faithful, then walked around part of upper basin for a few short minutes before we had to leave. By this point I’d noticed that our bathroom stops are longer than our sightseeing stops. I suspect that I should have been videotaping the toilets instead of the park.

    We proceeded south to West Thumb and stopped at Grant Village to buy food at the grill which we took it to a nearby picnic area and ate. This was a pleasant, unhurried 30 minutes respite from the hustle and bustle of “speed sightseeing” that we’d been doing.

    We went to the beach of Yellowstone Lake and played around there for 30 minutes to an hour the shot back to our hotel, making it a short day.

    We did stop at Black Sands Basin on the way back, but not the others. The 1959 earthquake destroyed Biscuit Basin and I decided to omit it from my itinerary.

    Since we were in town early, we went to Grizzly World, a local “bear conservation” park (read: really small zoo) where we saw some grizzlies and a wolf pack. Chu-Wan and I spent the rest of the evening walking around town seeing the sights.

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  • Yellowstone! – Day One Friday, August 20, 1999

    9:00AM comes early in West Yellowstone, (especially since it was 8:00AM Arizona time) and it was off in the mini-van for great adventures. Considering our hotel location and duration of our stay, the general layout of Yellowstone stinks. Each day we would have to travel the same entry strectch of the road until we reached a branching point in the road, but the first day was easy. We chose the northern loop as our day’s excursion.

    Travelling east into the park, we traveled along the Madison river, passing several fishermen and, at one point, a small herd of young elk. Yellowstone is justifiably famous for being a great place to see wildlife. While watching the elk, a large coyote was spotted on the opposite side of the road. It was big enough I would have sworn it was a wolf, but it had distinctly coyote-looking features.

    Our first waypoint was Madison, which is nothing but a fork in the road, where we turned somewhat north towards the Norris basin, a large area of volcanism. Norris Basin was full of hot springs and such, but not everyone in the crew was up to the one-mile hike and so I had to cut it short, missing one of the most active geysers in the basin. I did manage to see a minor eruption of the steamboat geyser, which hasn’t had a major eruption since 1981; however, they say when it does erupt, it is twice as tall as Old Faithful.

    The day’s first itinerary change came when we redirected ourselves towards Canyon village, near the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone. We had planned on heading north, directly to Mammoth and the Mammoth hot springs – something I really wanted to see, but instead headed east towards the village of Canyon. Our new goal wasn’t sightseeing, but food.

    We arrived at the village, the day was beautiful, the weather perfect and the picnic tables outside beckoned to me. Unfortunately, everyone else wanted to eat indoors at the cafeteria. I couldn’t stand the thought and grabbed a sandwich at the deli shop and ate by myself outside. That is, if you consider being surrounded by hundreds of foreigners being “alone”.

    During my lunch two squirrels began to come to me and beg food. Clearly neither was starving. I named the smaller one Kiki as it had the same, curious expressions and mannerisms as our travelling companion Kiki. After finishing my lunch, the others were still eating, so I took a stroll around the area. Emerging from the back of the store, I noticed a big traffic jam on the road to Lake Junction,. These usually indicate that some animal can be seen, so I sauntered over. Three huge antlered elk were relaxing in the meadow and pond. A ranger was trying to direct traffic and hundreds of people were watching. As I passed some Japanese tourists, I overhead them ask what the animal was. I hope they understood my “Are wa elku desu.”

    One of the elk had antlers that stood taller than Chu-Wan. After the family finished eating, I drove them over to the elk so that they could see them. Then we took the drive to the overlook of the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone. Nowhere near as impressive as the real Grand Canyon, it is nonetheless an impressive sight. We headed north to Tower, where we took a short hike to the waterfalls, then back to the parking lot.

    While we waited for Johnny and Tiffany to get ice cream, a ranger started to give a talk on the wolves in Yellowstone, how to identify them and where to see them. (Answer: No chance if you stick to the roads) Continuing on towards Mammoth, we came across another traffic jam, this time a female moose was standing in a stream. We got out to look at it and take some pictures. Few people noticed, but a small calf was sleeping near the stream’s edge. A ranger was shooing away all the people who tried to get too close to the animal.

    The moose showed her contempt for the crowd by really letting out a long and well-considered urination into the stream for all to see. I noticed that rangers were dispatched to animal sights to keep people from violating the minimum distance rules imposed in the park.

    When we reached Mammoth, I was more than a little disappointed. The brochures and pictures (and my memories) all showed a huge multicolored terraces, with colored water cascading over them, building them up day by day. The reality was huge dry terraces. There was a large network of wooden ramps leading to the top of the terraces, where steam could be seen, so off I went, leaving the others behind. Although I didn’t think the altitude was that high, the stairs really winded me, but when I go to the top I was rewarded with a view of: a small steaming pool of muddy water. The terraces were dead. Other visitors were complaining, and one explained that, just three years earlier, these were overflowing. None of the guidebooks said anything about the death of the Mammoth Hot Springs, but dead they were.

    Mammoth was our last stop of the day, and we returned to West Yellowstone. Chu-Wan and I went to dinner at Gusher Pizza. Johnny went along with us, but when the waitress said “ Just the two of you?” I looked behind me to correct her and realized that Johnny had disappeared. I went looking and saw him in the bar, where the bartender was saying to him, “You’re over 21? And you’re from Taiwan?” I decided this was where Johnny had disappeared to the night before and decided to leave him undisturbed. The pizza was very much like the boxed pizzas that my dad made at home when I was growing up. That is to say, it wasn’t that bad, but it wasn’t restaurant-quality either. Still, it was a pizza on a trip where I didn’t expect to have any at all.

    One thing I noticed, West Yellowstone had “casinos” and there were gambling machines in the pizza place and other locations. I must check to see what kind of gambling is legal in Montana these days.

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  • Yellowstone! – Day Zero Thursday August 19, 1999

    Prologue

    As a child, hardly an amenable weekend went by without my father taking me camping around Arizona. During longer breaks from school we’d travel father afield and there aren’t any western states that we didn’t camp in. While I enjoyed both the experience and the opportunity immensely, these memories of childhood are haphazard memories, ungrounded in geography. Vivid memories of places I had visited are virtually impossible to identify with names, and places I knew I had been to are no more than names on a map, waiting to be rediscovered in adulthood.

    In the summer of 1999 my new in-laws from Taiwan decided to come for a visit and a family vacation.

    Our first prospective vacation spot was Banff National Park in Canda. Being newly married, my wife, Chu-Wan, was going through the lengthy immigrations and naturalizations procedures here in the US. Consequently, she was not eligible to leave the US without potentially abandoning her visa application. Rather than risk that, we settled upon a US destination: Yellowstone National Park – the grandaddy of all national parks in the world.

    With a destination in mind, Chu-Wan (my wife), Mr. & Mrs. Huang (her parents), Johnny (her brother), Tiffany (Johnny’s girlfriend), Kiki (family friend’s daughter) and I set out on our trip.

    Day Zero – Thursday, August 19, 1999

    “From the air, the swath of destruction stood out against the ordered grid of Salt Lake City like a huge gaping wound ripped from the flesh of the city. Seen from the air, the magnitude of the destruction was humbling.” That’s how I wanted to start this travelogue, with an evocative description of the damage of the tornado that ripped through last week, instead I saw nothing of the damage.

    What I did see from the air, however, was the Great Salt Lake itself. Our flight path brought us over the lake and then looped back before our approach into the airport. The lake itself was comprised of dead, sickly-colored water, with strange flowing patterns of minerals clearly visible from the sky. At the edge of the lake, we crossed a great alkalai flat, and then, oddly, the pools of water took on an appearance of algae mats covering the surface of the water. This gave way to swampy ground and then suddenly the airport. In fact, so near the “swamp” was the airport that it appeared we were going to land in it, but at the last second solid ground appeared below us and then the tarmac.

    We arrived at about 2:00PM, almost on time despite a boarding delay due to a tire replacement, and then a further delay on the runway because the previous arriving flight on the same runway had blown a chunk out of their tire. The pilot assured us it was a common experience to loose parts of the plane when landing on hot runways like Phoenix’s. There was turbulence both leaving Phoenix and arriving in Salt Lake City, but the biggest shock was when we discovered that our flight to Pocatello – Idaho’s second largest “city” – was on a two engine prop driven plane. Never having been on a prop driven plane, I didn’t know what to expect. My mother-in-law was looking rather green and I later discovered she doesn’t enjoy flying (or anything involving heights) at all. She got a lot greener when we were in flight! The flight was OK most of the time, although the engines were noisy enough to prevent conversation. As we started descending into Pocatello, it became a roller coaster ride. It wasn’t a good thing, Chu-Wan was crushing my hand and I could see that Tiffany was also not enjoying the flight at all.

    Nonetheless, we arrived safely at gate 4 of the Pocatello airport. Gate 4 is rather comically named, as there appear to be no other gates, despite signs to the contrary. We picked up our luggage (they did have an electronic luggage conveyor) and checked out our rental car: A Dodge Caravan. Once our luggage was loaded on board we set off towards Pocatello. The van was nice, but the first 10 miles were spent while each member of the crew took turns whining from the back (in Chinese) to turn on the air conditioning in the back. It was a desceptively long drive into the thriving metropolis of Pocatello.

    By now, I was starving for lunch, but not so the rest of the family. Nobody was willing to let me stop for pizza, so I stopped in at Dairy Queen and had a chicken sandwich while they went to the nearby grocery store and shopped for supplies.

    After stocking up with enough groceries to last through winter, we headed north for the very long drive to West Yellowstone, Montana. For the most part, the drive is unmemorable, but we did pass the turn off for the Craters of the Moon monument.

    Craters of the Moon is one of the few places that I can vividely remember from childhood and I was eager to see if my memory was playing tricks on me, but we didn’t have time to detour to it. Even without the detour it was 8PM when we arrived in West Yellowstone and checked into a nice little hotel called the 3 Bears lodge. Because all of us were going to stay in one hotel room, Chu-Wan booked a special suite. It was a two-room hotel suite with one bathroom, but two separate sink areas, a refrigerator and a microwave. One room contained two queen-sized beds, the other contained a king size bed. We had decided that my in-laws would share the room with the two queen size beds, while we would be taking the seperate bedroom with the king-sized bed.

    When we arrived we were somewhat shocked to find that the king bed was in the open area with the bathroom and the main door while the two queen beds were in the private room. We had a most unsatisfactory dinner in town that night and turned in for the evening.

    As everyone was going to bed, Johnny went on one of his “errands” for Tiffany. This time to find her some milk. We had to give him a key and hope he wouldn’t disturb us when he returned. He returned several hours later, smelling suspiciously like a bar and without milk. It was hardly suprising that he couldn’t find milk, since he didn’t leave until after 10pm and there are apparently no convenience stores in West Yellowstone.

    About 2:30AM, I was awoken by the sound of someone trying to open a door – without success. My first waking thought was that someone was trying to break in to the room. Instead, I discovered Chu-Wan’s father trying to get into the bathroom. Apparently when Johnny came home, he took a quick shower to disguise the evidence and managed to lock the bathroom door on his way out. 10 minutes with a bobby pin and I was able to open the door. Not an auspsious first night in West Yellowstone.

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  • December 20, 1998

    Our flight to Singapore was at 9:20AM, so we planned for an early start to the airport.

    Unfortunately, Chu-Wan refused to go out in public with only half of one eyebrow and spent an inordinate amount of time constructing a new one, which made us late for catching the bus to the airport. Chu-Wan’s father came to the rescue and drove us to the bus stop, but it was already gone, and so we chased the bus down in his car, somewhat like a car chase on Hawaii 5-0, until they stopped at the next stop and we got on.

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  • December 19, 1998

    I awoke with a bit more energy than the day before, and I was going to need it. This was phase two of the Wedding Photography Adventure: Picture Day. With luck we’d spend the entire day driving around scenic spots in and around Taipei having wedding pictures taken.

    Luck wasn’t with us. After days of perfect weather, today it had settled into a steady rain. We spent the entire day confined to the studio, we didn’t even have time to leave for lunch; however, a catered box lunch was included in the package. It would have been totally inedible had it not been for the fact that I could neither smell nor taste anything.

    An all-day picture shoot would be exhausting at the best of times, but with my sinus problems, I was constantly blowing my nose. This tended to wipe off the make-up, so they had to have someone powder my nose between every shot. Also, my ears were so clogged I could barely hear anyone speak, but since the photographer only spoke Chinese, I couldn’t have understood her anyway. Hand gestures didn’t help much either, since I was wearing fake glasses with no lenses in them.

    From 9 in the morning till after 6 at night, I was blind, deaf, unable to smell or taste. The only way they could accomplish the shoot was to have the photographers assistant powder my nose and pose me like a mannequin between each picture.

    Strangely, by 6:00PM I was beginning to get my strength back and so we went for a steak dinner. I was able to eat the whole thing, but was still unable to taste anything.

    When we left the studio, Chu-Wan discovered something unpleasant. During the elaborate make-up job they did on her, one over-eager make-up girl shaved off 50% of one of her eyebrows.

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