Author: Eugene Glover

  • Torchwood Renewed

    BBC Press Office => Torchwood to return for second series by way of Little Storping-in-the-Swuff =» Torchwood Renewed

    Don’t know how I missed this press release, but Torchwood will be back for series two. Now if I could just get them to read my reviews and make a few “corrections” along the path…

    BBC Three’s Torchwood is back for a second series but this time it will premiere exclusively on BBC Two as confirmed by Jane Tranter, Controller of BBC Fiction, and BBC Two Controller Roly Keating.

  • Roasted Turkey Doritos

    The Taiwan Kid => Turkey-Flavored Doritos

    Somewhere Dr. Evil has a lab where they cook up these products:

    I’ll give you something to Ho!, Ho!, Ho! about–how about Doritos Roasted Turkey flavored chips? And the chips are even shaped like Christmas trees! It would be easy to think that this is some sort of art project, but it seems to be readily available at 7-11s here. And popular too–I grabbed the last bag in the store. Every foreigner in the neighborhood must have bought a bag to blog about.

    I noticed there was no comment on how they taste.

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  • A different notion of hiking…

    Vanderbilt Forums => Short stroll in a Chinese national park

    I’m always fascinated by the various notions of recreation in national parks around the world. While I’m not sure exactly where this series of pictures is, it looks a lot like the Three Gorges.

    You have to see all these pictures to believe this is really a hiking trail.

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  • Lemmings

    <PREFACE>I know Lemmings don’t really behave this way.</PREFACE>

    With my wife working weekends, and having to take care of the kids on my every day off, I don’t get much of a chance to go shopping, especially when holiday season arrives (Holiday season being our anniversary, on the 12th, and that pagan holiday that got co-opted by the Christians on the 25th)

    Twice now, I’ve gotten my father to come over to babysit, and twice he’s waited until after the football games are over. Both times, all the stores were closed by the time I got there. Today was no exception, but it should have been. I went to Chandler Fashion Center since (a) I was in the Area (b) it’s a fancy new mall with all the trendy junk and (c) it’s got the other Apple Store. Surely they must be open for Christmas shopping!

    Judging by the enormous and full parking lot, they were. Judging by the stream of hundreds of people parking their cars and walking to the mall entrance, they were. Judging by the constant stream of people comically smashing their faces against the locked doors as they stubbornly refused to open, they weren’t. Closed at 6:00PM. They might as well just roll up the sidewalks at night in this city.

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  • Holiday Shopping!

    In my never-ending quest to make consumerism easy, I’ve joined the Amazon Shops program and added it to my site.

    I’m not done setting it up, but I’ve started off with some books and DVDs I’m currently reading/watching. Stay tuned as I add more items and new categories.

    The Lone Locust Shops

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  • There’s nothing like technology for Christmas…

    iWreath-28

    Team Droid => Building the iWreath for a Cyber Christmas

    John over at Team Droid got nominated to make our IS Division holiday party wreath. Never passing up an opportunity to try to get a blog entry, or perhaps even a digg, John documented the whole process.

    He did a great job, but we got cheated in the voting for best wreath. The division with most people won the “popular vote” and the division with the second most people came in second. Democracy in action. Next year, I want senatorial representation, as our division only has 4 people in it.

    Still, even if it didn’t win, it deserves a link.

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  • Runaway Bride on YouTube?

    I won’t post a link to it because it’s obviously material that shouldn’t have been leaked out and I don’t condone that sort of activity; however, it is a fact, at least as of today, that about 4 minutes of the Runaway Bride (The upcoming Doctor Who Christmas Special) are currently available on YouTube.

    I’m not sure what the clip is from, but it is obviously recorded with a camcorder off of a screen at some sort of ceremony or presentation, but there’s no indication where it aired.

    The segment appears to be a “chase” sequence with the Doctor attempting to rescue the bride from the baddies. It’s a chase unlike any previously seen in Doctor Who.

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  • Torchwood – They Keep Killing Suzie – Review (Spoilers)

    They Keep Killing Suzie
    by Paul Tomalin & Daniel McCulloch

    An old “friend” returns to Torchwood.

    Summary
    A psycho killer is on the loose and his calling card is the word “Torchwood” written in the victims’ blood.

    Chemical analysis of trace evidence from the killer reveals he has previously been given Torchwood’s memory erasing drug. Worried that the drug might begin inducing psychosis on the thousands of people they have administered the drug to, they break out the gauntlet that can bring a dead person back to life for 2 minutes. Their hope is for the victim to identify the killer.

    The glove works better with some people than others. The previous glove operator had been Suzie, the Torchwood member who Gwen replaced in the pilot episode. Suzie had become obsessed with the glove, perhaps even possessed by it, and had begun murdering people so that she could practice bringing them back with the glove.

    Gwen attempts to use the glove and gets some limited success, and she improves with each attempt. The trail obtained from the resurrected victims leads squarely back to Suzie. They resurrect Suzie, but instead of lasting only 2 minutes, she does not return to death, but stays, rather zombie-like but fully aware.

    She explains that she’d been using a guy she met at a religious group as a sounding board – someone to talk to. After she’d talk to him, each week, she’d erase his memory. They find him and lock him up in the Hub.

    Meanwhile, Suzie convinces Gwen to take her to see her dying father. Gwen’s compassion gets the better of her and she takes her, against orders, out of the Hub. Just as she does, the Hub goes into complete lockdown and everyone else is trapped inside.

    Owen has worked out that Suzie is sucking the life out of Gwen to bring herself permanently back to life. Before she died, Suzie prepared a contingency plan. She planted post-hypnoptic instructions into the killer’s brain which caused him to start his murder spree and attract Torchwood’s attention. She planted clues so that she would be the person they’d need to interrogate and would be forced to revive her. She also planted a suggestion in the killer’s mind that caused him to recite poetry in the Torchwood cell. The poetry activated a hidden lockdown program that locked everyone into the hub.

    The Torchwood team finds an override and starts the chase.

    Suzie reveals her true colors when they arrive at the hospital. First, Gwen collapses with a headache. Suzie explains that she’s slowly being “shot through the head” (Suzie shot herself in the head when she committed suicide.) and then she proceeds to murder her father.

    Capt. Jack arrives just in the nick of time, shoots Suzie, has the glove destroyed and the day is saved once more.

    Analysis

    This was an interesting episode. In general, I enjoyed it. The characters worked well together, and, for perhaps the first time, they all participated as a team, even Ianto.

    The crux of the episode was the unbelievable (and I use that word with precision) machinations that Suzie put into motion before her death in the pilot.

    If you can buy the notion that she programmed someone to become a killer, setup to specifically get caught and then recite a particular poem that was programmed into the computers to initiate a complete lockdown. If you can buy the fact that Suzie made sure the clues were there so that Torchwood would be forced to resurrect her. If you can buy the fact that she would plot and waste all this effort for 2 extra minutes of life (because she obviously hadn’t figured it out how to make it last when she killed herself in the first place)… well, if I were able to buy all those things I’d have only one thing to say:

    Suzie was Torchwood’s one kick-ass member and I’m surprised they can function without her.

    In a way, it’s be a nice character developing situation for Gwen. Gwen should really, really feel inadequate about now. She’s not a boil on Suzie’s butt.

    That’s only if I bought the premise. Unfortunately, I couldn’t stretch my disbelief that far. While I might have bought the poetry computer shutdown, the ISBN restart sequence was stupid.

    While maybe I could believe that Suzie sucked the life force out of Gwen, I’m not going to buy that Gwen is slowly forming a bullet hole in her head. Either you have a hole in your brain, or you don’t. There’s no “half a hole” when it comes to a bullet in the brain.

    The “payoff” for this episode is, of course, the opportunity for someone who is alive to ask someone who has been dead what it’s like. They neatly circumvented it in the pilot by making the resurrections so short and traumatic that they never go anything useful out of the victims. There’s no avoiding the questions in this episode, though.

    Death is nothing, says Suzie. There is nothing more than life. Well, nothing, except something moving through the darkness.

    Russell T. Davies is an atheist1, so it’s no surprise that Torchwood universe would take the non-existence view of death. But… if there’s nothing… there’s nothing “moving through the darkness” Movement requires the passage of time, which is more than nothing.

    These problems aside, the mystery (far-fetched though it was) was engaging and unravelled nicely as the story progressed.

    Captain Jack mystery puzzle pieces of the week: Something in the dark is coming for Jack. Jack has a penchant for games two men play alone with a stopwatch.2


    1http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_T_Davies – I’ll take Wikipedia’s word on this one.
    2I can only assume that’s a British joke that doesn’t translate well.

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  • Is this irony? Doctor Who didn’t survive Survival.

    BBC – Doctor Who News => Survival Coming to DVD

    April 2007’s Classic Series DVD will be Survival – the last regular adventure of the original TV series.

    In a year that already sees the release of The Keeper of Traken, Logopolis and Castrovalva, Survival features Anthony Ainley’s final performance as the Doctor’s arch-nemesis.

    It also features cats on horses – which is almost as strange as cat nurses – and the comedy stylings of 80’s rib-ticklers Hale and Pace.

    Details of extras have yet to be announced, although the disc will feature a fan commentary recorded by a Doctor Who Magazine competition winner.

    Oh, where do I enter these contests? I’d love to do a commentary track on a Doctor Who DVD! I don’t think I’d want to do a Sylvester McCoy one, though. (On the other hand, it might cathartic!)

    Note: April 2007 is the UK release date. US releases are usually within 4 months of the UK release.

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  • Shermer at TED

    I don’t really know who TED is, but Michael Shermer is always interesting to listen too.

    I always loved it when he was the lone, token skeptic on those drubbed up UFO and paranormal shows on TV.

    Not only is he smart guy, but he also apparently uses a Mac.

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