Category: General

  • Note to self: Never entitle blog posts, “Don’t tell my daughter”

    My wife uses the OSX RSS Visualizer screen saver, with the feed set to my blog.

    Michelle walks into the rooms, 30 seconds later she looks at the screen and says, “Don’t tell my daughter what?”

    I hastily cleared the screen saver.

    I should never underestimate that girl…

  • No excuse for this one, either…

    cricketI was searching Flickr to find a suitable photo of girls playing cricket to accompany my previous post. Instead I found this photo, which was thoroughly inappropriate to go along with that post.

    So here it is with a post all of it’s own. It certainly adds a new angle to the oft-heard phrase in cricket, “taken from behind.”

    While I do not condone the objectifying of women, I have to say, “bravo,” to the flickr poster of this, warriorofchaos. (Most of the photos follow a similar theme and many are definitely NSFW)

  • Don’t tell my daughter…

    It’s a good thing my kids don’t read my blog.

    This will be no surprise to most parents, but my kids are not like each other… apart from the obvious anatomical differences.

    James is a compulsive, obsessive child, who is frequently fixated by superheroes. Hardly a day goes by where it isn’t “Batman this, Batman that,” “Go-Onger this, Go-Onger that” or “Obi-Wan Kenobi This and Obi-Wan Kenobi that”

    I supposed I’d be worried if I didn’t know that my first grade report card came back with the note, “Your child could be a very good student, if he’d just spend a little less time thinking about Batman.” I turned out OK and they didn’t have to medicate me as a child. They say acorns don’t fall far from the oak tree.

    My daughter, on the other hand, is frighteningly sharp, but she’s also both bossy and a “pleaser.” At times she takes keen interest in things and it’s difficult to tell if she’s doing it because she’s genuinely interested, or she’s trying to be interested in things that I like. I’m quite certain now that she actually does have an interest in dinosaurs and paleontology.

    Her interest in cricket; however, seems to come and go. Sometimes she’ll watch the matches intently, others she couldn’t care less. I’ve at least trained her that we always root for New Zealand.

    Since fall is finally here and the temperatures have begun to drop below 90º, we’ve gone to the park the last couple of weeks and set up the stumps. She’s really improved in just a couple days, she gets bat on the ball most times. At 6 years old, I’m not expecting much, but she’s really improving. My mother was quite athletic and a natural at baseball, perhaps Michelle has inherited some of that.

    (Actually, I mostly take the kids out so I can hit the ball as far as possible and watch them chase it.)

    In any case, I wonder where she’ll be on the love cricket/ignore cricket next year come June. Hopefully she (both of them, really) will enjoy their first live sporting event.

    However, considering that she’ll be in a foreign land, far from her friends, on her birthday, I’m trying to come up with something special for her. We can’t hold a party for her, but we might be able to take her somewhere… and that somewhere might be Euro Disney in France. It’s just a 2 hr 38 minute ride on a wickedly cool high speed train, departing from a recently renovated Victorian railway station, passing under a massive underwater tunnel… and then there’s Disneyland at the end.

    I’m going to see if I can keep the whole idea a secret from her, and since she’s always going on about wanting to go to Disneyland, I assume she’ll be pleased with it as a surprise. Train tickets aren’t quite available to book yet, but May ticket fares are only $260 for the entire family – and for that fare, we actually get seats! Looks like entrance and ticket fees for Euro Disney will be about the same amount again, unless there are special deals, which appears often to be the case.

  • Google Earth – iPhone

    Google Earth for iPhone is out!

    It seems to work ok and they even managed to included the Panoramio and wikipedia components of the geographic web.

    Location services are available to both position you on the Earth and to locate search results nearest to your present location.

    Standard iPhone type zoom and reposition and a bizarre, almost stomach churning tilt the phone to tilt the horizon.

    It works! But I haven’t tested it yet on the old 2g network that by fossil iPhone uses.

    It did blow up and crash the first time I tried to position myself using location services.

    Screen shot of Cheddar Gorge via iPhone Google Earth below.

  • Wacky iPhone Photo

    I made the mistake of thinking to take the kids to Peter Piper Pizza on a Saturday night. I somehow failed to reason out that it would be a madhouse!

    I was going to blog about (hey! I just did) and started to take pictures to illustrate. When I did, I got the infamous scrambled iPhone photo. I thought this had been fixed. Guess not.

  • $0.99 Madness or What the Hell is this?

    Times are tough. We went to the 99 Cent Only store today.

    They advertise that everything in the store is 99 cents. Inflation takes its toll though because over the loudspeaker they were announcing special items for 99.99 cents! That’s a 10% price increase!

    But I ask you: Who would pay $0.99 for this hideous thing?!

  • Shameless Plug for Ghost House

    Here it is. Ghost House… a short video we did for Fusion Patrol some years ago. Back then, we were making fun of Taiwanese and Japanese ghost shows, which usually ran a couple hours and consisted of placing two girls in an abandoned house in the dark and waiting for them to get scared of something. Afterwards, they’d find some dust floating in the air, or paradolia in a window or something and declaring it a real haunting.
    Little did we know that these programs would be adapted and polluting American TV screens in the near future.
    Why am I posting it to the site today? I was looking over some new YouTube demographic tools after I posted the earlier video today and, Ghost House is our most popular video, without over 100,000 views – and, if the tools are to be believed, 56,000 of them are from schoolgirls in France (age 13-17.)
    This makes sense of why at one point my YouTube account suddenly became French.
    I still love the comments on Ghost House… a video, clearly labeled as “comedy” and so obviously (obviously!) staged, still has people believing it’s real. (I loved the comment from the guy who said people like us give “serious” ghost hunters a bad name. Ha!

  • I have no excuse for this one…

    …except that I found this video both nostalgic and funny with the new lyrics.

    And this one is not as good, but…

  • Mekong Plaza

    Here’s a few pictures of the new Mekong Plaza in Mesa, AZ.

  • Taiwan Food Expressway to Hunger

    The new Meikong Plaza (an indoor Asian mall) opened today in the hinterland of the Mesa/Tempe border just a couple blocks from the terminal Phoenix Light Rail station.

    Inside the mall is Taiwan Food Express and new Taiwanese restaurant with an impressively large menu.

    It’s a pity the menu isn’t edible as there wasn’t much food in evidence on grand opening day.

    We wanted beef noodle soup, they were out.

    We tried to get chicken curry over rice, they were out.

    We tried to get xiao long bao (steamed dumplings), they were out.

    I gave up and just wanted a Dr. Pepper and they were out.

    My wife finally asked them what the did have and they indicated just a 2 inch section of the menu that they had. They finally got a pork chop (bland) and a bowl of noodles in broth.

    We also ordered three drinks and the got one of them wrong.

    Despite not having much food, they weren’t hurting for customers hoping to buy something.

    We’ll give them another try someday, maybe after the trains are running. In the meantime, don’t bother to look at the menu, just ask what they’ve got.