Category: General

  • Hoist by my own petard

    While going through my backlog of unfinished posts, I found this one.

    New World’s Hotel/Casino Breaks Ground

    Las Vegas, NV Ground was broken today at what some people consider the most ambitious construction project ever undertaken in the 20th century. MGM Mirage (NYSE: MGM) owners of The Mandalay Bay, Circus Circus, Luxor and other theme-based hotel casinos has begun construction on what will be both the largest hotel in the world and the largest inhabited structure ever built. Stretching for a total of 31 miles, the Great Wall of Nevada hotel will recreate a scaled-down version of the Great Wall of China.

    My first thought was, “Wow, why didn’t I post this one? This is too good. What will they have for theme entertainment dinners at the buffet? A re-enactment of Mao’s Great Leap Forward?”

    I thought it odd that I hadn’t included in my notes the original source for this article, so I went looking. It doesn’t exist. It’s a complete hoax that I wrote and completely forgot to finish. Pity, I think it would have been a good one.

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  • The real threat to civilization…

    Apart from being able to laugh at the country western singer, this clip from Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? gives me the perfect opportunity to expound on what scares me about our civilization: celebrities.

    I don’t recognize this person in the video, but it would appear she’s some form of celebrity, or she wouldn’t be playing for charity. (Comments on YouTube indicate her name is Kellie Pickler. Never heard of her.)

    The problem is, this appearance on TV notwithstanding, there are probably kids who look up to her, perhaps even idolize her. Worse: Want to grow up like her. She puts on a performance here that clearly indicates she’s a candidate for the hypnotic sharks.

    Why do people automatically attribute positive attributes to celebrities? Why do people listen to them when they give their opinion on politics or the environment or any number of topics? It’s not like you need any qualifications whatsoever to be a celebrity.

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  • Here’s something you don’t see every day

    BBC News => Shark ‘kills swimming kangaroo’

    A kangaroo met an unlikely death after it bounded into the surf in southern Australia and was mauled by a shark, according to eyewitnesses.

    I’ve been watching a fair amount of Australian TV lately, and I’m amazed at how often the subject of sharks snatching animals and people comes up. There was one story about a man swallowed head first, down to his chest, by a great white earlier in the year. Luckily he got out.

    Doesn’t sound like Skippy was quite as lucky. Perhaps the shark hypnotized him and lured him out to sea. If so, maybe we’re in luck. If sharks have evolved the ability to hypnotize and lure their prey off land, perhaps we’ll get rid of all the Creationists and most of the Republican candidates for President? They haven’t got nearly the mental power of kangaroos.

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  • One Plateful Per Child…

    I’m of quite mixed emotions about the One Laptop Per Child project. Even in charity there is injustice, so I suppose this might be a good thing, but I can’t help thinking there are better ways to help children.

    This article sums up my initial thoughts beautifully.

    The Daily Mash => The Daily Mash – AFRICANS DISAPPOINTED TO DISCOVER $100 LAPTOPS ARE NOT FULL OF FOOD

    COMMUNITIES across Africa have revealed their disappointment that the new $100 laptops contain no nutritional value.

    A bit chewy
    The scheme, organised by western technology companies, is designed to give young Africans the chance to play Tetris before their village is burned to the ground.

    Meanwhile, as broadband is rolled out across the continent, millions of Africans have been surprised to discover it is a sophisticated communications network rather than a big pipe full of rice.

    Fourteen year-old Lizzie Matumba, from Ivory Coast, welcomed the laptop initiative but said the early models did not look very tasty.

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  • The devil is in the details

    Speaking of Satan, how’s this for a terrible abuse of technology? I mean, sure, it’s quite a technological achievement, and I can’t think of a better book to make unreadable, but couldn’t they just make it 0.5sq-mm smaller?

    BBC News => Bible put on a pinhead-size chip

    Researchers in Israel say they have succeeded in putting a version of the Bible on a chip smaller than a pinhead.
    Its 300,000 words in Hebrew were inscribed on a silicon surface at the Haifa Institute of Technology.

    Scientists say the aim of the project is to increase young people’s interest in nanoscience and nanotechnology.

    The record for the smallest copy is held by a Bible measuring 2.8×3.4x1cm (1.1×1.3×0.4in), weighing 11.75g (0.4 ounces) and containing 1,514 pages.

    The 0.5sq-mm (0.01sq-in) nano-Bible was written on a silicon surface covered with a thin layer of gold (20nanometres thick – 0.0002mm).

    Am I the only one amused by the use of the words “bible” and “pinhead” in the same headline?

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  • Remember shark skin jackets? Now we have shark skin dinosaurs.

    Seems like we’ve been getting an increasing number of “soft tissue” dinosaur fossils lately. Is it luck? Some improvement in the way fossils are found? Or is it Satan just trying harder trick people into believing in evolution?

    BBC News => Flesh wound reveals dino secrets

    A fossil unearthed in China has given scientists a rare glimpse of what dinosaurs were like in the flesh.

    The plant-eating Psittacosaurus had a thick layer of shark-like skin hidden under scales or feathers.

    Palaeontologists believe this tough outer coating supported the dinosaur’s organs and protected it from predators.

    Tooth marks suggest the dinosaur was torn open by a scavenger, giving a unique insight into their biology, 100 million years after this one’s death.

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  • Clean Up

    Back in ’07, I started a “year in review” blog post, and promptly failed to finish it.

    While working on it, I discovered a whole bunch of other posts I never finished. Guess it’s time to clean house.

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  • My GPS – But first, a little history…

    A brief bit of background… I’ve been using a GPS since 1995, when I purchased a (now) vintage old Garmin GPS 40 for my father.

    I had been convinced for some time that I really wanted one and, equally, was convinced that I had no practical use for it. I rarely got the opportunity to go hiking and car navigation GPSes were still the thing of science fiction. On the other hand, I was positive that my father, who, at that time, went camping and hiking some 25 weeks out of the year, was a perfect candidate for one.

    The problem: He wasn’t at all convinced they had any use.

    After several attempts, over several months, to talk about the technology and get my dad interest had completely failed, I decided to buy him one, anyway. I figured if he decided he didn’t like it, I’d keep it. After he took the GPS out for his first trip, there was no chance I was going to get to keep it.

    My dad can be stubborn, but he’ll usually admit when he’s wrong (except about global warming), and he came back from the first trip raving about how much fun it was to have a GPS. He wouldn’t dream of going out to the woods without it anymore.

    I could hardly have chosen and more appreciated or successful birthday gift for me father. Picking gifts for my father is historically almost impossible to get right. I’ve only ever gotten him three gifts that I genuinely feel he’s enthused after (Two GPSes and one Apple Mac) so I was pleased with his reaction, but I still didn’t have my own GPS.

    In 2000, I purchased a Garmin eTrex for my father to replace the aging GPS 40. The eTrex was still a basic unit, but expanded to a 12-channel receiver (up from the GPS 40’s 8 channel receiver.) The improvement in signal acquisition and accuracy was as dramatic as night and day.

    In 2001, I took this newer unit with us to Japan and Taiwan and I loved it. It’s really a comfort in a place like Japan where we had no knowledge of the area, no locals to help up and only my incompetent Japanese skills and my wife’s ability to read Chinese characters. Even if it is miles and miles away, there’s something reassuring about having a “fix” on your hotel, or the subway station you arrived at.

    I’ve logged quite a few hours using both my dad’s GPSes over the years, but they were both “basic” units without any of the cooler bells & whistles available on higher end models. If I was ever going to get a GPS of my own, I had different requirements than my dad…

    [Stay tuned for part two.]

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  • Visit to Fresh & Easy

    A while back I blogged about Tesco’s attempt to penetrate the US Market with their Fresh & Easy chain of environmentally green midi-marts. I also mentioned the slimy unions’ attempts to keep them from opening shop.

    While the Fresh & Easy near my house remains an empty lot, and the next two nearest ones are nearing completion, but a long way behind the originally announced schedule, a few have opened around town. Mostly around the wrong side of town.

    One has opened at 19th Ave and Baseline, about 8 miles from home. We decided we’ve take a look today. There’s a Lowes nearby and we needed some home improvement stuff, so it made for a neat package trip. In case we bought anything cold at Fresh & Easy, we went to Lowes first. While we were there, the slimy unions struck again, placing a heavy cardstock, professionally designed and printed, full color flyer on our car window.

    It’s deceptively designed to look like a Fresh & Easy flyer, but it really says it’s “Produced by Fresh & Queasy, a project of the United Food and Commercial Workers.” (Emphasis mine.)

    It says, “Don’t be fooled by Fresh & Easy” and goes on with a litany of complaints about Tesco. All of the complaints are aimed at Tesco in the UK, many are scare-mongering. “Pesticides found in baby food” reads one of the headlines. “Tesco clothes made by child labor in Asia”, reads another.

    Now, I’m not going to defend or condemn Tesco because I’m not in possession of the facts, nor, even if these allegations are 100% true and taken entirely in context, do they address the real issue. The grocery workers’ unions are always trying to close down any non-union grocery stores. They’ve been using this tactic for years because the real issue – that Arizona is a right-to-work state and that grocery stores that do not pay union wages are more competitive – is not one that anyone cares about.

    And so they launch these well-funded hatchet campaigns designed to foster negative public opinion.

    So, of course, we went shopping at Fresh & Easy.

    It’s an interesting store. It’s not as big as a traditional supermarket, but it’s much larger than a convenience store. It’s stocked with a respectable selection of foods, meats, fruits, vegetables, fresh bread and a larger-than-average-sized selection of prepared sandwiches and heat-and-serve meals. Most of the merchandise is Fresh & Easy branded.

    Everything in the store is packaged. Even the fresh vegetables come in containers. Why? Because they have no cashiers. The entire checkout system is self-serve, although, they bag the groceries for you and will, if you ask, scan the items for you. This is quite clever. Self-checkouts have been increasing, but they all suck.

    The weight-and-transfer system used by the other stores is designed entirely to keep you from stealing merchandise. Th problem is that it’s so onerous and finicky that the system often goes wrong. (Just ask anyone who has children – one child placing a hand on either the incoming or outgoing scale results in an alarm and a visit from a store “assistant”.)

    Fresh & Easy has eliminated that completely. Items are taken directly from your cart and scanned across the counter and placed on a conveyor belt which takes the merchandise to the bagger. They even have a scan gun for getting herd to scan items. There is no automated anti-theft device that I can see at all. Of course, the bagger is watching you and is a lot more intelligent than the weigh-and-transfer registers.

    This system also allows you to do a full load of shopping, rather than just being relegated to the 10 Items or Less lane.

    Fresh & Easy has lots of organic products and would appear to source their merchandise locally, where practical. (Bananas are still from Ecuador.)

    They’ve gone to great lengths to position themselves as a “green” company, but I can’t help wondering about all the plastic containers their produce and meats come in so they can be scanned.

    They have priority courtesy parking spots up front, not just handicapped parking, but also parking for adults with children and, I’m not sure because a car was parked in the spot and covering the pictogram on the asphalt, but I think they had a parking spot for “same-sex couples who think their dog is a child.” At least that’s what I concluded looking at the vehicle and its occupants.

    Because the prepared meals are not frozen, they have a short shelf-life. I purchased a couple of them for my breakfast for the rest of the week. I’ll see if they’re any good. This store is too far away from home to be practical, but when they finally build the one by my house, I could see myself shopping there for small to medium to the grocery.

    First, I’ll have to do a price comparison to the other stores in town. I find it hard to believe Fresh & Easy can position itself in the organic, green, upscale market without having upscale prices.

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  • Geocaching – Take 2 (and 3)

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    A co-worker and I walked to lunch Thursday and, as I’d recorded some nearby geocaches, we decided to walk to the nearest, which wasn’t far from the restaurant.

    The location of the first was easy to locate, but the cache itself eluded us. It seemed so unlikely that we couldn’t see it that it must have been removed or missing. We decided to try the next nearest. It was a brisk walk given the time constraints of our lunch hour, and, once again, the location seemed obvious, but the cache itself eluded us.

    In all honesty, I really didn’t spend a whole lot of time familiarizing myself with the whole geocaching phenomena, and so I really just didn’t have a clue what to expect.

    Today, we knew that rain was coming, but before it arrived, we decided to go out to one of the mountain parks with the kids to walk around. Just before we left, I hopped onto geocaching.com and downloaded about 5 cache locations in that area.

    The first was only 0.2 of a mile from the car, and we immediately zeroed in on the area. In was in a mountain park in which many of the off-trail areas are designated closed. GPS signals are somewhat imprecise but the location was clearly off the trail. While the area wasn’t explicitly marked as “off-limits”, it could reasonably be inferred, but I decided to look anyway.

    After a few minutes fruitless searching, including around a particularly promising dead tree, a group of people were approaching. Rather than get caught, I decided to move onto the next cache.

    The next one was only 0.3 of a mile away. It was located – or so the coordinates would seem to indicate – up a slight hill along the side of some freeway fencing. The hill side was covered with loose rocks, and we searched up and down looking for a cairn or other marker that would locate the cache, but again we just couldn’t find it. We didn’t know what we were looking for.

    This time I wasn’t going to give up so easily, but then, those same four people who had come upon us at the last cache location arrived where we were. Then I realized what was happening, as they swept across the hill, GPS units in their hands. They looking like a Star Trek landing party, tricorders scanning for lifeforms. They were geocachers on the same hunt as us.

    Introductions were made and, within 30 seconds of their arrival, one of them had spotted the cache. It was a small carabiner with a screw-top end that had just enough room for a small piece of paper to be rolled up and tucked inside: The log.

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    Although, certainly I never would have found it, I signed the log anyway. I was there when it was discovered.

    We spoke for a while, and they gave me several pointers. They had a print out of the geocaching page which showed various details like difficulty of the hiding place, size of the container and other pieces of useful information. They also told me that they (as two different teams) had found over 2,000 and 1,200 caches each! All over the world.

    They also confirmed my suspicion that the old dead tree was the hiding place for the previous one we hadn’t found, so we went back and found it. It was easy when we knew where it had to be, so we set off for a third cache.

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    This one was half a mile away and, once I’d homed in on it, was easy to find. I helped that this one was a large tupperware container. Nonetheless, this was my first completely unassisted find. It was interesting that this cache was in sight of one of my favorite shooting locations for Fusion Patrol. We used this exact area to tape “Eli Whitney’s Wooly World” – a take off on Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World, and Spottings – a rip on Sightings.

    The rain was coming and James had reached the end of his hiking, so we called it quits for the day. The kids seemed to enjoy it and it was a pleasant way to take aimless wandering and make it seem more purposeful.

    Now I’ll have to go back and find those two by my office.

    Note: I’ve been intentionally vague about where these caches are so as to not provide spoilers to someone who might go looking for them.

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