Category: General

  • Can a tree die of embarassment?

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    We’ve been having freeze warnings the last few nights, and, because of last year’s excessive freeze damage, Irene is paranoid about the remaining tree being killed by the cold.

    She’s taken the advice of the news and put old sheets around it. (Honest, below the sheets, it’s alive, we’ve never managed to cut off the dead branches at the very top, which is what is sticking out.)

    The thing is, there’s a reason that the sheets she used were buried in a hole in the store room, destined for paint drop cloths: They’re hideously ugly. The tree might survive the cold, but will it survive the taunting of the other trees?

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  • I got cache for Christmas

    Over a month or so back, it became clear that my first choice Christmas present, a Nintiendo Wii, wasn’t a viable option – I suspect many people didn’t find a Wii under their tree this year, either.

    When I knew the Wii wasn’t to be, I thought long and hard about a fallback choice, and I decided upon a Garmin eTrex Vista HCx GPS unit.

    Irene spent weeks doing her best (successfully) trying to convince me that, since she couldn’t find my first choice, she’d picked something that wasn’t on my list.

    In the end, the GPS was under the tree. This one’s several models “up” from my father’s GPS, which is what we always take to Taiwan or when we go on a long trip. Amongst the most critical of features is that this GPS uses a standard USB connection, which allows it to talk to my MacBook. (I’ll make another post concerning my research shortly.)

    Unfortunately, it’s been a cold, windy day, and, what with it being Christmas and all, there’s been nowhere to go. I took a walk around the block first thing in the morning with the unit but, well, that’s a little boring.

    This evening, after watching the Doctor Who, Voyage of the Damned Christmas special, I worked out how to use the “Geocaching” mode on the GPS. It has a special place just for downloaded waypoints from geocaching.com an it keeps track of the ones you’ve found.

    I’ve never tried the whole geocaching game, but there was a cache located less than half a mile from my house. With GPS in hand, I set out into the cold, dark Christmas night, not knowing what to find.

    For starters, the city was eerily quiet, unlike during the day when the neighbors were playing loud party music and one of the car alarms was going off continuously for five hours. It seemed as if the city turned down the street lights, too, for it was darker than usual, but at least there were more stars visible in the sky.

    The only thing that broke the desolation was an occasional car, and a few silent people standing outside, quiet as ghosts.

    I began having second thoughts. I know the area well enough that I couldn’t think of a suitable “public” space that the cache might be hidden in. What if it was a ruse? Someone plants a geocache entry on the website just before Christmas. They know people will get them, and they’ll be drawn to the cache. They know some will come at night, and when they do: BAM! It’s an episode of Torchwood.

    With that cheerful thought in mind, I continued on, now warily looking over my shoulder.

    When I arrived at the cache, I was surprised that the GPS had led me to a house just two doors down from an old friend’s house (since moved to another state.) The second thing that struck me was so strange that I circled the marked spot twice. It was in someone’s front yard – no mistake about it.

    In the darkness, I decided that I had better not try to locate the actual item, lest I be mistaken for someone with more nefarious designs.


    Postscript: I went back and checked the notes on the cache and the notes indicate that it is located – with the owner’s permission – in the front yard. Still, I think I was wiser not to go poking around at night.

    It gives me a great idea though: A geocache webcam. Now I just have to figure out where to put on so I can monitor the visitors!

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  • Merry Christmas

    Seasons greetings, etc etc etc.

    Just got word from my brother-in-law, that’s always good for a chuckle.

    His girlfriend is taking courses at Leeds this year, and, after much arm-twisting, Johnny went to visit her over Christmas.

    Mostly, he’s taking food. According to her, English food is bad (yeah, well, alright, it’s a fair cop) and there aren’t many “foreign” restaurants, and everything is too expensive for her, anyway. Including groceries. I get the impression she’s surviving on boiled water, which, if she can survive on that she might as well eat English food.

    All of that is neither here nor there, but they went to London to do some sightseeing and shopping, and they went to Harrod’s. Outside, they saw something they’d never seen before: snow.

    They were, of course, overjoyed and elated. Until they found out it was fake snow being dispersed by Harrod’s.

    Anyone in the Leeds area got any ideas for sightseeing?

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  • What’s worse than 12 days of Christmas?

    19 days of it!

    Michelle has been singing that song all day long, and she just keeps going and going and going. Worse: she’s actually consistent with the days 13-19.

    I was impressed she knew all the regular verses… well, except that somehow she got “a partridge in a pear tree” confused with “a palm tree in a pear tree.”

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  • Was this really necessary?

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    The city of Phoenix supplies us with the wheelie bins for our garbage collection.

    It came to my attention that our next-door neighbor, who, once in a while, generously puts our garbage can out on the street when they put their out, accidentally swapped our garbage cans once. I know that because theirs had a cracked lid and ours didn’t. When I swapped them back, the accidentally got swapped again! What are the odds would happen twice?!

    In any case, the constant beating of our new garbage can by the garbage trucks ultimately had their toll on the can and the lid broke, allowing all the lovely garbage odors to escape. We contacted the city and they agreed to replace it, and here it is: our brand, spanking new wheelie bin.

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    It is a marvel of modern technology. It must be, because it came with instructions. (Click on the photo to enlarge.)

    Seriously, are people so stupid they can’t work a wheeled container?

    Speaking of wheelie bins, in case anyone in Australia feels like sending me a Christmas present, this would be very nice:

    A cricket stumps sticker! What a cool idea! Bet that makes a lot of noise when you bowl a yorker.

    (It won’t work on my fancy new wheelie bin, but it would work on my recycling bin.)

    The “Out-For-A-Duck” beanie isn’t bad, either.

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  • How green is my house?

    A while back we installed radiant heat barrier in our attic. After the first test month, it was positive that it was making a significant impact on our electricity usage, but, with differences in the average daily temperature (it was hotter and summer was longer this year than last) it’s tough to make a definitive assessment.

    The company that sold us the barrier guaranteed a 30% reduction in energy used for heating/cooling. Like all such guarantees, that’s a really tough on to prove, and it’s based on a rather imprecise measure. “Energy used for heating/cooling” is based on a federal government estimate of the total percentage of household energy usage. In other words, the 30% is really 30% of something like 70% of my electricity bill. (I don’t have the exact number at my fingertips.)

    Even though we had to install a second air conditioner because the heating/cooling characteristics of the rooms changed, we’ve still be showing noticeably significant drops in electricity use, month after month, and now the real savings begin.

    Here in Phoenix, we generally have mild winters and brutal summers. This, at least for my house, leads to significant swings in my summer/winter energy use. Arizona Public Service (APS) offers an equalizer plan: The energy usage for the previous 12 months is totaled and averaged and your bill for the next 12 months is set at fixed payment. At the end of the next year they “settle up” and outstanding credit or debit, and the payment is adjusted for the next year.

    Our barrier was installed at the first of June. Our Equalizer plan year ends mid-November. The numbers are in. The barrier has been in for 5.5 months, including the worst months of the year, and our bill is being adjusted downwards from $363.00 to $277.00 per month, or a real reduction of 24% of the total energy bill. This doesn’t take into account the rises in cost per kilowatt hour, either. That’s a savings of $1032 in the coming year.

    It’s unclear how the winter months will play out. Winter has been late coming and it’s only begun to be cold outside in the last two weeks or so. (Right now it’s a mind-numbingly cold 45º outside at 5:30AM.)

    Using last month as an example, though, the average daily temperature was 65º. Last year, same period, it was 63º. This year kilowatt hour usage is down 13% over last, but how much of that is just the 2º temperature difference?

    Only time will tell, but right now, I’m pretty happy with the radiant heat barrier.

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  • …before I was a parent.

    I think this will be a new “regular feature” of my blog.

    Every once in a while in the course of one’s life, you hear a phrase and you think, “There’s a phrase that’s never been uttered in the English language before.”

    While once incredibly rare, these moments seem to be happening with alarming regularity now that I have kids, for example, this evening Michelle came in and stated, “James is not sharing your hamster.”

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  • You can learn a lot from Bugs Bunny

    Personally, I’ve never been persuaded by the so-called experts’ warnings about cartoons like Bugs Bunny. I’m just not convinced that you can run an adequately controlled scientific evaluation of the impact of this type material on children.

    That’s why I try to only let my children watch cartoons created before 1970.

    Today, I saw that strategy come to fruition.

    Michelle (5) stated that she loves Batman. James (2) said, “No you don’t. You like Curious George.”

    (By way of explanation, my father recently bought James a Batman coloring book and Michelle a Curious George coloring book.)

    For the next 2 minutes, the conversation went like this:

    “Yes, I do.”
    “No, you don’t.”
    “Yes, I do.”
    “No, you don’t.”
    “Yes, I do.”
    “No, you don’t.”
    “Yes, I do.”

    …and then James drew on the wisdom of Bugs and said, “Yes, you do.”

    With baited breath, Irene and I sat in the front of the car waiting… there was no actual pause, but time seemed to stand still for just that moment, and then Michelle said, “No, I don’t.”

    Victory through hare power.

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  • They put those railings up for a reason, you know.

    So, when I’ve been on Taipei 101, I look at that heavily-constructed, narrow-gapped, tall barrier fence around the outside observation deck as a safety measure to protect me from strong winds blowing me off the building, or perhaps the odd roc flying down and carrying me off.

    Even with this barrier, I get a disturbing feeling that somehow I might accidentally slip between the 4 inch gaps and fall off.

    Consequently, this guy is a nut!

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  • Model Airplanes

    According to the BBC, Airfix, manufacturer of model airplane kits is back in business.

    BBC News => Airfix – Britain’s next top model?

    Airfix has been bought by model train giant Hornby, which plans to rebuild the brand.

    But will today’s Playstation generation even notice?

    Generations of school children grew up in the 50s and 60s gluing and painting Airfix model planes, from the iconic Spitfire and Lancaster to the Messerschmitt and Fokker – then hanging them from their bedroom ceilings to re-create the Battle of Britain.

    Looks like one of their first kits will be a TARDIS. <SARCASM>That sounds like a challenging kit.</SARCASM>

    I, for one, spent many an enjoyable hour (in the 70’s) building model kits, and am generally appalled by the current selections. But I wonder if one of the premises of this article is true. Was it really computer games that wiped out the model building market? I’m sure that’s part of it, but, surely the distance in time from the days of the “glories of war” has something to do with it also.

    My knowledge of WWII planes was firmly imparted to me by my father, who was 10 when WWII started. He and his friends used to play trading card games with fighter plane stats on them. I have no illusions that people of my generation had the same background. My father was considerably older than the average when I was born. Many of the children in my grade had parents who were bead-wearing, anti-war protesting hippies.

    By the 80’s, the generation of kids who would find WWII fighting machines meaningful had to be significantly diminished.

    Still, half the time, I pretended my Spitfires, P-48s and Corsairs had been retrofitted for spaceflight and had been pressed into service on Moonbase Alpha.

    On second thought, maybe computer games did turn kids into imaginationless drones.

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