Category: General

  • Faster Than The Speeding Internet


    Before James was born, I got an iSight camera. I was testing it and the video conferencing (using Macs and iChat AV) was the best I’ve every seen, this side of dedicated hardware and network.

    We’d been using MSN messenger to video chat with my in-laws on a PC for months and the experience was painful on the best of days.

    While my father-in-law was here, I demonstrated how it worked and he was so impressed that he bought a Mac Mini and an iSight so they could stay in touch.

    Before I purchased the computer for him, I located a couple people in Taiwan and tested video chatting and it worked just as well. (I also tested it with people in Vermont, Germany, England, Australia and New Zealand with similar results.)

    But when my in-laws got back to Taiwan, the experience, although not as painful as MSN, just wasn’t very good.

    So when I went to Taiwan in September, I brought along everything I needed to try to figure out why the experience was so bad. It didn’t require much diagnostics, my father-in-law’s high speed cable connection operated at a blistering 24k. He’d switched internet providers since our last trip and was paying for a connection that was frequently slower than a modem.

    However, I had the darndest time convincing them that their connection was the problem.

    Finally, Johnny (my brother-in-law), who likes to do online gaming, convinced his father to install an ADSL line, and now we great full screen chats and my wife’s parents can watch their grandchildren grow up even when they’re half a world away.


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  • New Sofa, At Last


    At last, our Ikea sofa set arrived today, and after hours of assembly (I’ll never remove those covers for cleaning) it was finally done.

    While Irene is happy with the sofa (and I’m not displeased) the path to happiness wasn’t smooth.

    Here’s the story of the Ikea fiasco associated with this sofa.

    I was hoping to purchase and have the sofa delivered before Christmas as Irene’s present. For some months she’s been trying to get me to purchase a sofa set, and I’ve been putting it off with the idea of surprising her for Christmas.

    There’s no way I could surprise her if I had to arrange for one of our friends to help me purchase and move the sofa, so I decided to bite the bullet and pay Ikea’s delivery charges.

    I went to their website on about November 30th and was pleased to learn that if you buy from “Ikea Online” within the next three days you received a 10% discount. (On $1,400 worth of sofa, that’s nothing to sneeze at.) A coupon code was provided to get the 10%.

    I went through the entire online order process with reasonable ease until I reached the end. At each step of the process, I expected an opportunity to use to coupon code, but it never materialized.

    When I received the e-mail confirmation, no discount had been applied, and so for $140 I was willing to get on the phone and call.

    After 45 minutes on hold (Is there a better argument for ordering online?) I got through to a very helpful operator who informed me that the 10% discount only applied to Ikea Online when you call on the phone. Their online ordering system can’t handle discounts.

    They were at a critical juncture at this point and could have failed miserably when I said, “I’m on the phone to you now.”

    And, sure enough, they gave me the discount; however, they had to cancel my old order and place the order again.

    One minor snag, my order hadn’t shown up in the computer yet, (another shortcoming of their computer system) so they told me not to worry, just ignore any e-mail I might get about the first order. That wasn’t too comforting and visions of 2 sofa sets on Christmas morning were dancing through my head.

    When the order was complete, I was given an estimated delivery date of December 21. I figured if they showed up on the 21st, it would be a bit early, but Irene would be able to show off for the party she was holding on the 24th.

    Unfortunately, Irene finally decided that we just had to purchase the sofa before her party and I had to spill the beans. The secret wouldn’t have lasted because the bill showed up on the credit card statement long before the 21st.

    The 21st came and went and the sofa set didn’t arrive. Irene, impatient, called Ikea only to find out that our order had been cancelled.

    Why? Because we hadn’t paid.

    When Irene pointed out that our credit card had been charged, they said, “Oh, yeah, that happens sometimes with our order system. I’ll put the order back in for you.”

    Why do they bother to even have a computer system? It’s certainly not to reduce the amount of work their staff has to do, or that we had to do for that matter.

    There was no way we’d get it before Christmas, but they did credit us back the delivery charges and “expedited” the order so we’d get it in about 1 week.

    Needless to say, that was 2 weeks ago, but it did finally arrive today. The order was right, we ultimately paid less than we’d have paid at the Ikea store and delivery was free.

    Despite all that, the best part is that both sections are big enough that I can stretch out. Ahhhhhhh.


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  • Stand Up And Be Counted!


    I’d like to try to tell you that I caught James’ very first time standing, but these things don’t happen when you’re holding a camera, and it doesn’t last long.

    Sometime about 2 weeks ago, James began standing for sometimes up to 5 seconds without assistance, but yesterday he managed to stand for 20-30 seconds and I was able to get the camera a snap this picture.


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  • Ham Line

    My wife maintains a family website/blog on Baby Home which is based in Taiwan (and therefore in Chinese). It’s primarily about the kids growing up.

    One of the unintended side effects is that several Taiwanese mothers located in Arizona have “found” each other and formed a sort of offline group of acquaintances (I believe the old-world term was “circle of friends”.)

    They, their kids and husbands get together roughly once a month and eat (a lot.) I generally avoid them because, being predominantly a Taiwanese gathering, it’s just like being in Taiwan at one of those awkward social gatherings where everyone speaks Chinese and occasionally tries to throw me a bone by speaking English.

    I like to think of this as Irene’s time to spend with other Taiwanese unfettered by English and the kids’ opportunity to play and absorb their second language.

    I can’t always avoid the gatherings and on the 24th we had one at our house.

    15 years ago I had a Honeybaked Ham at a work Christmas party and it was the best ham I ever ate. Since then I’ve been looking for an opportunity/excuse to buy one. This seemed like the perfect opportunity!

    Never having purchased one, i didn’t know what to expect, and, nothing could have prepared me.

    When I arrived with, what I thought, was plenty of time to stand in line and pick up the ham before the gathering, I was stunned to find a line of over 400 people winding around and around the store and the parking lot. They even had Sheriff’s Deputies out acting as crowd control.

    Luckily the line moved fairly quickly, and I was 12.5 pound ham-laden in only about an hour and a half.

    It was exceptionally good, but the Taiwanese people also brought enough food to feed themselves three times over and we only made a small dent in the ham at the gathering, despite the fact that I had three plates full.

    We’ve been having ham for days, but finally the ham-bone has been exposed and I’m going to have some happy puppies this weekend, once I can figure how to split it in two pieces for them.

    HoneyBaked Ham: Really, Really good.

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  • Leftovers


    We’ve been awfully busy/sick lately and just haven’t had much time to post… besides, when you’re sick/busy, there’s nothing much really to tell.

    I offloaded my cellphone photos tonight and discovered I had a few leftovers from Taiwan.

    This was one of my favorites. As we were waiting in the airport terminal, in the food court, getting ready to leave, I chanced to go to the urinal.

    In some of the toilets in the airport, they have airplane identification guides pasted over the urinals so you can learn about some of the fascinating jets that ply the skies of Taiwan. (I have to wonder if providing reading material doesn’t increase the puddle on the floor, though.)

    However, in the food court restroom, they have signs like these.

    Certainly, while visiting the restrooms in the food court, while taking a leak, in the airport terminal after you’ve already entered the country and passed though immigrations and customs, is just the right time to remind you not to bring scorpions and cockroaches into the country, right?


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  • Humbug Tree, Part Deaux



    You see? It really is for the kids.

    When I came home today Michelle was all wound up, wanting to decorate the Christmas tree. We had to make her take a nap she was so jittery in anticipation.

    All the while it was being decorated she’d look at each new decoration, or each change in the tree and exclaim, “how pretty!” (In Chinese, as it happens.)

    It’s a simple tree, but everyone seems happy with it.


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  • Humbug Tree


    OK, so I’ve never really come up with a good, non-religious name for the good old fashioned Christmas tree. “Holiday Tree” just doesn’t have much pizzazz.

    Did you realize that Christmas Trees are really not all that old? The first known one in England was Queen Victoria’s. In fact, that whole Dickensian Christmas thing was a cynical ploy to try to stop poor people from rioting at Christmas time.

    The New York City Police Department was established because of such Christmas riots. (It really sucked to be poor during the Industrial Revolution.)

    There’s a fascinating documentary on the History of Christmas that comes on the History Channel (or one of those) every year about this time that really puts the whole thing in perspective. It’s odd how dispelling all those Christmas myths actually puts me in the holiday mood.

    In any case, he we all are with our holiday festive season tree, completely unadorned as we just brought it home today.

    It’s for the kids, really, and it is a live tree.

    In our back yard, we have two other surviving holiday trees. Irene’s and my first tree, and Michelle’s holiday tree.

    The tree on the table behind us is James’ first holiday tree.

    You know, looking at this picture, I realize I should have had everyone stand on boxes. (Actually, Michelle is on a chair.)


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  • November Flickr Cram

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    It’s the end of the month and that means my flickr upload allotment will roll over on the first of December, so I’m cramming as many of the 300+ remaining photos from my Taiwan trip onto Flickr as I can tonight.

    With the new camera I’m generally getting about 5 photos per 1% allotment of space, so in December I’ll finish uploading all the remaining pictures, which will take about 69% of December’s allotment.

    Considering how few pictures I’m taking now that I’m back home and nothing is inspiring me to take photos of it, I shouldn’t have any need to do a New Year’s Eve cram.

    Incidentally, I’m not just posting my good pictures to flickr, I’m posting every photo I haven’t deleted outright. It’s my off-site backup, so to speak, so keep that in mind when you’re looking at the awful ones.

    My flickr photos page

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  • Meriam C. Cooper

    I bought the re-mastered DVDs of the original King Kong, Son of Kong and Mighty Joe Young tonight. That’s something I’ve been looking forward to ever since the announced Peter Jackson’s re-make of Kong.

    (Sometimes that’s the best part about re-makes, the originals finally get released on DVD! Although, in this case, I haven’t yet been disillusioned with the Jackson re-make. If there’s anyone out there that can make it right, it’s him.)

    In any case, I didn’t watch Kong, instead I went for the DVD extras. One of which is on Meriam C. Cooper, the man ultimately behind Kong’s existence.

    In Taiwan, I’d picked up a re-issue of the 1931 novelization of the film, and in the introduction they gave a brief synopsis of Cooper’s life – even from that brief overview, it was amazing.

    The documentary on his life was even more incredible. Sometimes there are people who’s lives you read about and it seems they’ve done more than one human could possible do and Cooper is one such.

    For example, here are just some of the highlights that come immediately to mind:

    • Joined US Naval Academy (pre-WW I) but was forced to resign because of his belief that planes would someday destroy ships
    • Enlisted and flew a bomber in WW I
    • Was shot down in enemy territory. The plane was on fire, his copilot was shot through the neck, his hands burned to the point where he couldn’t hold the stick. he managed to open the throttle wide, dive the plane, controlling it only with his elbow and knees. The power dive put out the fire and he managed to land the plane (again with only elbows and knees) and he and the copilot got out. He spent the last of the war in a German prisoner hospital.
    • After the war he joined an group of American pilots fighting the Soviets who were trying to take Poland. He was again shot down, and spent months in a Soviet concentration camp in Russia
    • Escaped the Soviets in a daring overland escape (Including having to overpower and slit the throat of a Russian soldier
    • Went into natural documentaries and spent years living in Africa, Persia and Siam living with the natives
    • Had a falling out with the studios when he made the film, the Four Feathers and quit
    • Became a director at Pan-American airlines
    • Was brought back to RKO by David O. Selznik in an effort to shape up the studio which was going bankrupt.
    • During this time he managed to get his pet project, King Kong, made (That’s another story)
    • Was the leading “visionary” or advocate of the Technicolor process which he thought would revolutionize the film industry but most others didn’t believe in
    • When WWII started to break out, Cooper was too old for the military, so he joined the Flying Tigers in China, and not only was he their Chief-Of-Staff, but flew in the lead bomber on all their missions.
    • The Flying Tigers ultimately got incorporated back into the US Military and at the end of the war he had attained the rank of Brigadier General
    • Came back to Hollywood determined to make films to show the American spirit in an effort to counter Soviet propaganda films. He teamed with the legendary John Ford and together made some of Ford’s greatest films
    • He was shown and then pushed and promoted the Cinerama process, a three-screen, wraparound process that literally immersed the audiences in the screens. (My father has told me about seeing a Cinerama film, it was apparently quite impressive, but failed to catch on.)

    And if that wasn’t enough, in that time he managed to get married and raise three children, which, when you think about it, represents for most people the sum total of their lives, not just an afterthought in a list of amazing accomplishments.

    Amazing man, amazing life.

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  • If One is Good, Two Must Be Better

    If I’ve not mentioned it, although I call my wife Irene, her actual given name is “Chu-Wan”, romanized from the original Chinese using the Wade-Giles romanization system.

    Someone born in China today with the same name would have it spelled “Zhuwan” using the Pinyin romanization system.

    The fact is, when spoken in Chinese, to my ear at least, the first sound in her name is a wholly foreign and unnatural sound that an English speaker just isn’t trained to say. It’s somewhere between “Ch”, “Zh” and “Jh” although rather slightly more towards “Zh” in most cases.

    An interesting things is that when my wife is speaking Chinese, or others are speaking to her or about her, he name sounds much more like “Zhuwan.” On the other hand, if she’s speaking English, she pronounces her name more like “Chu-Wan” (phonetically, “Chew Wahn”). It is an interesting example of how when speaking different languages, the same words’ pronunciations can get altered by the words around them.

    In any case, that’s just background to the actual story.

    This evening, Irene was teaching Michelle about names. We’re at that stage where we’re trying to get Michelle to understand that, just like her, we have names other than “mommy” and “daddy.”

    Upon explaining to Michelle that her name was really Chu-Wan, Michelle announced (and continued for the rest of the evening) that she was “Chew Two.”

    I’m reasonably sure Irene didn’t find it as hysterically funny as I did.

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