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  • More Horrors Await You

    IMG_0015Yet another new frontier awaits!

    If it wasn’t bad enough that we invaded local television with the TV program Fusion Patrol many years ago, and now we’ve launched the almost-totally-unrelated Fusion Patrol Podcast for your Internet and iPod entertainment, now it looks like Apple is opening the iBookstore to self-published books.

    I had this idea for a yet-even-more-totally-unrelated Fusion Patrol book… perhaps I should finish writing it while I’m in Taiwan.

    According to The Unofficial Apple Weblog:

    You don’t need a publisher, distributor, agent or anything else for that matter. You can decide how much to charge and which countries (that have an iBook store) to sell into. You also get the same deal as the app publishers, meaning that Apple takes 30% and you keep 70% of the revenue.

    I’m there! Well… writing and finishing a book is probably the easiest part. I’m sure any author will agree…. 😉

  • BlogPress

    Sometimes you just have to experiment. This is one of those times. For the longest time, I’ve been using the free WordPress for iPhone app, which was recently updated to be native on the iPad, too.

    I’m just not particularly happy with it, and now that we’re going on a trip, I want to be more blog capable on my mobile devices. And so, I’ve picked up BlogPress, which, amongst other things has video and photo support to Flickr and YouTube.

    Here is a picture… I’ve chosen this exciting urinal picture because this was the scene of devastation at my office on Monday morning. It would appear that, somehow, as still unknown, the second floor bathroom flooded and the water, seeping through the floor, collapsed the roof of the first floor bathroom.

    As the first person in then office on Monday, I discovered both the flooded second floor bathroom and the damaged first floor one. I got some amusing pictures.


    – Posted from my iPad.

  • Druids should have an iPhone app

    From this article from the Orange News, we learn that Austrian Motorway Authority have been rather silly.

    Motoroway bosses in Austria secretly hired a full-time team of druids to drain ‘negative energy’ from accident blackspots.

    The team is said to have reduced fatal accidents at one notorious crash site to zero after restoring its “terrestrial radiation”.

    What’s more important is this picture. Someone needs to take this picture and convert it to an iPhone app. The world needs to be able to insert this druid into any photograph – just like those apps that insert ghosts and UFOs into your pictures.

    Brilliant!

  • Australian Meat Pie Mk. IV

    SN850910Tonight I tried my fourth variation of the classic Australian meat pie. I’ve got a good recipe for the filling, so I’ts just a question of getting the pie crust working. So far, that’s been a disaster.

    This time, I’ve tried using pre-fabricated croissant dough and using muffin pans to shape the pies.

    For once, they came out, fully cooked, nicely browned, easy to eat but… it’s still not right. Croissant dough isn’t right.

    Surprisingly, the kids loved them. They don’t like the real thing which tells me that mine isn’t the real thing.

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  • Implications of the world of Ashes to Ashes

    I’ll not review the finale of Ashes to Ashes as an episode, I never really reviewed the finale of Life on Mars, nor have I been reviewing either series on an episode by episode basis. There’s no reason for me to start that now. That notwithstanding, I’ve faithfully watched both series from day one. I had more affinity for Life on Mars probably because my age my closely matches Sam Tyler’s and because the mystery of the series was more unique and pronounced than then post-Life on Mars finale world of Ashes to Ashes.

    If you’ve not watched these series, be aware that no discussion of the end of either of these series could be considered spoiler-free. You have been warned. Really, if you haven’t watched Life on Mars and you ever think you might (and you should) don’t read this post. It will ruin the show for you.

    Read more after the break…

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  • The Hungry Earth – Not a Review

    We’re holding off on the podcast and I’m holding off my review of this story until next week’s episode, Cold Blood has aired, but honestly, it’s driving me to distraction not at least giving some random thoughts that the program has brought up.

    So this illustration is just me, putting some ideas up from this season on a whiteboard. See if they draw you to the same conclusion they do me:

    Doctor Who Crack Mindmap

  • The Silurians – Lost in Time

    The Silurians, a classic Doctor Who “monster” have returned to our screens in Chris Chibnall’s new story The Hungry Earth. Sadly, the story has not done anything, so far, to correct an unfortunately horrid series of errors placing them in geologic time. In fact, by adding one more piece, he’s compounded the error yet again.

    For the sake of this post, I’m going to call them “Silurians” but as you’ll see, as things stand now, we’re no closer to giving them a correct name as we were when they first appeared 40 years ago.

    Consider: These reptilian creatures were first dubbed “Silurians” in the original series story, “Doctor Who and the Silurians.” This is clearly a misnomer. The Silurian Period spanned from 430 million years ago (mya) to 408 mya. By the end of the Silurian period, land-dwelling reptiles didn’t exist yet. A gross misnomer.

    It was also pointed out that the so-called Silurians went into hibernation when a small planetoid threatened the Earth. The planetoid instead went into orbit and became the moon. Although not known that the time of the writing of that story, the moon is the result of collision with the primordial Earth, over 4 billions years ago. One this is for sure, the moon has orbited Earth for as long as life has been present.

    Later, the Silurians cousins turned up in the story, The Sea Devils. The Doctor helpfully pointed out that the Silurians should have been called The Eocenes.

    Problem: The Eocene Epoch spans from 57.8 mya to 35.6 mya. That’s over 7 million years after the extinction of the dinosaurs. We know that the Silurians co-habitated the earth with dinosaurs which must put them into the late Triassic, the Jurrasic or the Cretaceous periods roughly 220 mya to 65 mya. Most likely they must have come from the end of that time as they have a pet Tyrannosaur, which only dates back about 68 mya.

    Next problem: Even the original Silurians recognized apes, which didn’t evolve until just after the Eocene, in the Oligocene.

    You’d think it couldn’t be any worse and then Hungry Earth comes along and not only does the Doctor call them Silurians and Eocenes, but he also refers to them as Homo Reptilia, and then suggest they’re from 300 mya – which is in the Carboniferious Period!

    While the Carboniferous did have amphibians, the major reptilian lines didn’t really get going until the next period, the Permian.

    Finally, I don’t know where he pulled the name Homo Reptilia from, but in biological classifications, you don’t just slap “homo” in front of a name if the creature is vaguely anthropomorphic. For it to be Homo Reptilia, these creatures would have to be our very close, mammalian relatives.

    One could almost think Chibnall threw this stuff in just to push my buttons. Maybe he’ll fix it all better next week.

    One thing in the original story’s favor. Although it was clearly intended and stated to have been the moon, time has given us an out. When the first Silurian story came out, nobody knew about the asteroid that struck the Earth at the end of the Cretaceous, now widely thought to have been the final straw in the extinction of the dinosaurs. It would be easy to retrofit the original explanation and say that it was that asteroid instead of the moon that the Silurians hid from.

    But that just adds more fuel to the argument that the Silurians really should be called The Cretaceans.


    Follow-up June 2, 2010:

    There was no magical explanation in the final episode, Cold Blood and they even re-enforced the wandering moon problem, too. I guess I really was giving them too much credit.

  • Five years, really?

    I happened to be reading one of the blogs I normally peruse at lunch today and I noticed they were celebrating their fifth anniversary.

    Honestly, it have never even occurred to me to have “anniversaries” for a blog.

    In any case, that got me looking to see how old my blog was. And the answer is: Five years this coming July 1.

    Should I have a party?

  • Episode 004 – Doctor Who: Amy’s Choice

    Episode 004 – Doctor Who: Amy’s Choice

    We’ve put out the latest episode of the Fusion Patrol Podcast. This week we discuss Amy’s Choice.

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  • Doctor Who – Review – Vampires in Venice – Spoilers

    Summary

    The Doctor decides that Rory needs to go on a date with Amy and so he picks him up at his stag night and whisks the two off to Venice in 1580. They encounter a mysterious Countess who runs a school for pale, slightly creepy girls who hate the sunlight. They are, of course, not really vampires but alien crayfish refugees intent on sinking venice and repopulating their race.

    Analysis

    No matter how hard I try, I just could not care less about this episode. I don’t actively hate it (like Love and Monsters – go on, read my review of that, at least I had some emotions about it) but I am completely and utterly apathetic about it. It killed the better part of an hour and little more.

    …and… that’s… about… it.

    Oh, surely I can come up with something to bitch about.

    This reminds me a lot of Toby Whithouse’s other Doctor Who script, School Reunion, which was mostly enjoyable only for the return of Sarah Jane Smith and not for the imaginative story-telling. He’s got a thing for vampires and faux-vampires, though. Next thing you know, he’ll probably be writing a series about them…

    I’m sick of the low-level perception filter gimmick. Let’s get back to aliens that either look human or look like guys in rubber suits.

    The Doctor is completely trying to be Jerry Lewis in this episode. I hate Jerry Lewis.

    Ben and I discuss this story on Episode 3 of the Fusion Patrol Podcast.


    You can listen to it here


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