Category: Reviews

  • The Frying Scotsman


    Tonight we visited the Frying Scotsman, an “authentic” Fish & Chips shop here in Taipei.

    They’ve got a number of items, fish and non-fish on the menu, but I was here strictly for some good old-fashioned cod.

    There are two kinds of cod on the menu, Canadian and the more authentic (and expensive) European variety. I had two pieces of European cod, chips and a drink.

    The first thing you can’t help but notice is the price, this meal was $NT320 ($US9.52) which is on the high end, although the scarcity of European cod has been driving the prices up in England for several years now. It’s too pricey for regular visits.

    They did have everything you’d expect and perhaps more, including malt vinegar, tartar sauce, brown sauce and even salt. (I never expect to find salt in Taiwan.)

    The cod itself was good, with that characteristic lack of fish flavor that makes cod so much better than other kinds of fish. The batter was very plain, but well within the range of typical British fish & chips. The chips were fresh cut, thick and greasy – in a word, “authentic.” If you’re looking for fish & chips, this is the real deal.

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    The shop is equally authentic. The proprietors, who are Scottish and have hired Taiwanese staff who speak English well, have purchased the fixtures of a Scottish fish & chips takeaway shop and transported it to Taiwan.

    They’ve chosen what appears to be a good location, near Taipei 101 with all the foreigners, and right down from a bar which seems to be packed with foreigners all the time. The restaurant itself had about 8-10 people eating there. Only 1 Taiwanese man was there by himself, the other patrons were all of European decent or their Taiwanese wives/girlfriends. By the sound of them, apart from myself and one young lady who came in later, they were all from the UK.

    The area in the back had a TV which was showing a Billy Connolly DVD, which is as Scottish as you can get, and that seemed to be holding most of the patrons entertained.

    Unlike most small shops in Taiwan, they’ve really spent a lot of money on self-promotion. They have custom printed cups, table mats, napkins and even bien dan boxes for the food all printed with their logo, the British flag or the Saint Andrew’s cross.

    Although we didn’t try anything other than the cod, other items on the menu included typical things you’d find in a chip shop: sausages, peas, hamburgers and deep fried chocolate bars.

    They also had other kids of fish, including shark, plaice and catfish.

    It’s not a discount meal, but certainly recommended for a change of pace and perhaps a taste of home.

    One disappointment: rumors that they had Dr. Pepper turned out to be false.

    The Frying Scotsman


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  • Cadina Pizza Hut Pepperoni Pizza Flavor Chips


    Whenever I see something that supposedly has “pizza flavor” I know it is a mistake, and yet, hope springs eternal.

    This little potato chip snack achieved new levels of horrid taste. It was absolutely repellant, and the flavor just kept getting worse after you’d finished eating.

    It was if some toxic substance was lining your mouth and decomposing into new and more awful tastes with each passing minute.

    I could only eat 2 of these chips. Michelle wouldn’t take a second bite.

    Negative 5 on a scale of zero to five.

  • Stumpy’s Pizza

    Stumpy’s Pizza
    1331 E. Northern Ave.
    Phoenix, Arizona 85020
    (602) 997-2727

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  • Fat’s Not So Bad?

    Following the awful chili dogs we had at Fat Burger the other day, I really felt that it must have been a fluke. Nobody could stay in business if their food was that bad, especially not for 50+ years. (At least, I’d like to think nobody could stay in business with food that bad.

    As we had another 2 for 1 coupon, this time for an actual hamburger (or “Fat Burger”) we decided to try again and give them a fair shake.

    My Fat Burger was OK. The patty was overdone, but I’ve come to expect that in this day of ground beef paranoia. The toppings were adequate and, best of all, I ordered bacon and there was bacon on every single bite. You can’t beat that.

    Anyway, it’s still nothing to write home about, but it was OK.

  • Angie & Jimmie’s Italian Pizza

    Angie & Jimmie’s Italian Pizza
    3126 W Indian School Rd
    Phoenix, AZ 85017 – 4036
    (602) 246-7833

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  • Fat is Bad

    Irene, the kids and I drove drove around last night wanting to find food after looking for the teething biscuits. Not wanting to spend our entire food budget on the price of gas, we settled for eating at Fatburger. We happened to have a “buy one chili dog, get one chili dog free” coupon.

    Wow, was that a mistake. The chili was so bad it completely ruined the chili dogs. I’d have thought that was impossible. I hope that chili isn’t a secret recipe because it tasted more like that’d scraped the scraps of meat out of the hamburger grill’s drip tray. Add to that the buns were stale and the hot dog completely overpowered by the chili.

    If that had beent he first chili dog I’d ever had, it would have been the last.

    I suppose i’ll have to try a hamburger there now, just to be fair. It is, after all, fatburger not fat-chili dog.

  • Review: Manhattan Pizzeria & Sub Shop

    Manhattan Pizzeria & Sub Shop
    5224 North 7th Street
    Phoenix, AZ
    (602) 248-8086

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  • Review: Round Table Pizza

    Round Table Pizza
    9920 S Rural Rd
    Tempe, AZ 85284 – 4100
    (480) 961-9988

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  • Review: Fazoli’s

    Fazoli’s
    National Chain, locations all over the place

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  • Review: Anzio’s Italian Restaurant

    Anzios Italian Restaurant
    12418 N 28 Dr
    Phoenix, AZ 85029 – 2433
    (602) 375-1221

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