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  • Know Your Kids’ Birthdates

    I had to go to vital records today to pick up birth certificates for my son so we can get his passport. They ask you several tricky questions.

    • What is your name?
    • What is the child’s name?
    • What is the child’s birthdate?
    • What hospital where they born in?

    I had rehearsed the answers before I arrived, but apparently the two fathers behind me didn’t – neither knew their child’s birthdate, one of them didn’t know the hospital. Thank goodness for cell phones, they were able to call someone and ask.

    Luckily I was several feet away or one of them would have overheard me ask, “Do you at least know your kids’ name?”

  • Flagstaff, Day Two

    After the inauspicious start on Monday, Tuesday promised to be better.

    With nothing in particular to do, getting going in the morning was slow. We were out just intime for lunch at Pizza by George (see review elsewhere on this site) and then we headed out for Sunset Crater. We wanted to find a place where we could walk around and enjoy the weather.

    As we headed out, a storm headed in, soaking Sunset Crater. Although the rain was mostly over, whenever we got out of the car, it began again. Apart from getting wet, the temperature was pure heaven.

    Finally, the weather let up, but James needed feeding. While Irene stayed in the car to nurse, I took Michelle on a walk. We got about 200 yards out in the lava flow when she announced she needed to go to the potty. I asked if she could hold it and she assured me she could.

    Regardless, we headed straight back. 50 yards later I heard the sound of water on the trail. For a child who has only failed once after being potty trained, Michelle was making a very poor showing on this trip. Fortunately, mommy carries backup clothing for Michelle.

    I’d like to say we did something else, but apart from the mundanities of eating and sleeping, we didn’t.

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  • Review: Holiday Inn Express Showerhead




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    Preface
    Each morning, on my way to work, I pass a billboard for Holiday Inn Express, bragging about… their showerhead. The statement being something to the effect of, “#1 guest rated showerhead.”

    Each morning, I think two things:

    1. Is their showerhead really the best thing they have to offer?
    2. What new innocuous item in a hotel room can I come up with today to mock them with? (#1 guest rated doorknobs or acoustic ceiling tiles for example)

    I also frequently wonder why I never get to participate in a comparative review of hotel accomadations.

    Imagine my surprise when I arrived at our hotel in Flagstaff, I looked in the bathroom and there was the showerhead I see each morning on the billboard staring back at me!

    The Review
    My first impressions of the showerhead are that it is big and sturdy-looking. While neither of those criteria immediately seem like something that make much difference in the performance of its duties, I can see how a hotel chain could value durability.

    The showerhead has three settings, a traditional spray, a more stream-like configuration and water masage. The controls are simple, almost intuitive, the entire outer ring of the showerhead rotates changing the settings, each position “clicks” into place with firm resitance, providing the user with positive feedback that they have set the control correctly.

    The showerhead itself is very large, promising a very large water pattern; however, the actual area of the spray appears no larger than a traditional showerhead. As the controls move from spray to masage, the area actually decreases, moving from the outer spray ring inwards.

    Performance was acceptable in all settings, although the spray mode was its best performer. I find the stream mode rather useless, but that’s true with all showerheads. The masage was adequate, but hampered by a lack of water pressure.

    The ball-joint for adjusting the position of the showerhead was fluid and held its position with ease.

    The unit itself appears to be custom-made for Holiday Inn, the words “Stay Smart” is molded into the unit. There are no other obvious identifying marks. There also appeared to be no anti-theft devices incorporated into the design – that surprised me.

    Some years ago, hotels started puting alarm clocks in the rooms. I don’t know if, long ago, hotels used to put clocks in rooms and finally removed them because too many jackasses stole them, or if they just never had them, but when they did start putting them in rooms, many of them had stickers on them that said something like this:

    This clock is placed here for your convenience. For the convenience of other patrons who come after you, please leave it here. If you would like to purchase a clock just like this one, they are available for sale at the front desk when you check out.

    I’m really surpised Holiday Inn doesn’t sell their showerheads. Even if they aren’t as great as they might like you to believe, they are good, and they have been bragged up a lot. I would be good advertising/merchandising if they sold them to weary travellers who have been sold on their magnifigence.

    Conclusion
    I wouldn’t stay at Holiday Inn Express just for the showerhead, but without doubt, it is the finest hotel showerhead I’ve ever used.



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  • Flickr

    I’ve set up a Flickr account for storing photos online. As of this writing, I’ve only uploaded some pictures from this trip to Flagstaff. When I get back home to my iPhoto library, I’ll fill it up some more.

  • Review: Pizza by George (Flagstaff, Arizona)

    Pizza By George
    5200 E Cortland Blvd
    Flagstaff, AZ 86004 – 9337
    (928) 526-0500

    Review moved to the Pizza Locust website, click here.

    Note, I’ve closed comments on this post, please post any comments at the Pizza Locust entry.

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  • Pizza Reviews

    Here’s something I’ve wanted to do for a long time: pizza reviews. Why me? Apparently because the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. I was watching the Food network this weekend and they had some sort of national pizza championship, and for starters, it was just wrong!

    50% of the points awarded were for pizza dough acrobatics set to music. That’s just wrong… for a pizza contest 100% of the points should be for taste. I suppose you could perhaps have 95/5 taste/appearance, but nothing else matters.

    The second thing that was wrong was that California won. For starters, I’ve had good pizzas in California – state of origin is not an issue, but this thing was just an abomination. It started OK, with crust that didn’t look bad, sauce and even cheese – then things went awry.

    The chef stated that he went with an all-vegetarian pizza, in case the judges wanted a vegetarian experience. Pizza judges must never be vegetarians, neither can they be lactose intolerant nor allergic to tomatos or wheat.

    In this case, California went with an all-mushroom pizza. Personally, I can’t stand the little things, but I understand some people do like them. When finished, the pizza was drizzled with some form of distilled salad dressing. It should have been laughed off the stage, but it wasn’t, it won first place. Sacriledge!

    I’ve long held that the new California pizza cuisine is designed for people who don’t like pizza and this was a classic example.

    In any case, my pizza reviews will be a little more scientific, all pizzas tested (unless otherwise noted under extenuating circumstances) will be traditional, crust, tomatoe sauce, cheese (mozarella or a mozarella blend) and any combination of the following toppings:

    • peperoni
    • sausage

    We will not review Thai Chicken with Goat Cheese and Rat Droppings, nor any other combination of crap that seems to be the rage these days.

    Unless otherwise noted, the pizzas will be fresh, not re-heated, nor delivered. They will be served and eaten at the restaurant. I’ve got a couple other pizza reviewers in the wings who will also follow the same criteria.

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  • Only one to go…

    Since this is the shakedown cruise of the blog at Lone Locust, I make no apologies for the disorganized approach I’m using at the moment.

    It’s our first morning in Flagstaff and I’m the only one awake, I’m cathcing up on yesterday’s entry because I just didn’t get around to it last night. Without further ado, here’s yesterday:

    After the power failure that had kept me up well past 3:00 and hampered my sleep even longer (no A/C can bring the temp down from 97 to something sleepable without some delay) I had to get up at about 7:30 in preparation for the trip. I had to get over to the cell phone store to swap out my dead new phone with a replacement. So far, I like the phone, but am not crazy about the quality-control.

    The shop opened at 10:00 so I took the opportunity to stop for breakfast at Lee’s Sandwich Show an interesting Asian-themed from California located, regrettably, on the wrong side of the Phoenix-urban sprawl.

    Once the phone was in my possession (the owner had thoghtfully pre-charged it overnight for me) it was back home for final preparations and off for Flagstaff.

    There’s not much to say for the drive. I would have thought Michelle would sleep, but instead she stayed stubbornly awake and, as she often does when overly-tired, chatted incessantly.

    I was the only one who had breakfast, so we stopped around 1:00 PM in Verde Valley and ate at Wendy’s. I wasn’t too hungry yet, but everyone else needed the break.

    Just as we reached pine trees, about 40 miles outside of Flagstaff, Michelle fell asleep. The highway travels at 75 mph (with cars still passing) and we travelled into a cloud burst. Visibility dropped rapidly and we began to decelerate, but it was the noisiest rain I’d ever heard. That’s when I realized it was hale, battering the windshield in excess of 60 mph. At first they we pea-sized, but suddenly they became marble-sized. Fortunately, they must have been fairly soft, and they impacted the windshield and compressed into discs about 1 to 2 inches across.

    I got the car off the highway at the first exit and headed for parking under the trees, but by the time I was off the highway, the storm passed. Despite the fact that it had sounded like someone beating the car with hammers, Michelle managed to sleep through it all. The rest of us were shook up. Ice and water from the sky just isn’t natural.

    Later inspection of the car revealed a few paint chips and a half dozen or so pits in the windshield.

    By the time we got into Flagstaff, drove to the resort, so that they could send us to the Holiday Inn, I was hungry, but no one else was. Irene made reservations for 8 at Black Bart’s, a steakhouse she loves and always visits when in Flagstaff. As it was only 5:00, I grabbed a bite at Taco Bell and tried to see if any wireless internet was available nearby. I had no hope for the hotel because it had one of those web-tv like keyboards on the TV and, a quick check showed it cost $10 a day to use. As we’re right next to several other hotels, I had hope my wireless might pick up a stray open-access signal. It turns out, though, that the Holiday Inn had free wireless access and I was soon online.

    My first experiment was trying to make some posts to this blog and it was fighting me every step of the way – I couldn’t get to the management software of my website to make necessary changes. After doing and undoing every possible thing I could that I felt might reverse the changes I made putting this blog into place, I finally stumbled upon the fact that the wireless hosting here at the hotel was what was preventing me from using my management software. The unique, session-specific URLs were being interpreted as hacking attempts and blocked. So much for “intelligent” software. The net result was that I didn’t take a nap before it was time to go to Black Bart’s.

    Black Bart’s, for those not in-the-know (which I assume is statistically almost everyone on the planet) is an RV park with a steak house and music hall review. All the waiters and waitresses are presumably all starving students from NAU who get up and perform songs and musical numbers. Not my cup of tea, but Irene loves it. We also suspected that Michelle would really like it. My hope was that James would just ignore it.

    Food was good, Michelle really enjoyed the singing – too much, in fact, as she paid more attention to the signing and not enough to herself, consequently, she peed all over the chair.

    After we got back ot the hotel, exhaustion finally sat in and I needed to sleep – no one else was ready, though, and, being in a small confined space they kept me awake another couple hours.

    During the night, James would kick the crib, which sounds just like a prisoner rattling his cup against the jail cell bars.

    It was not a good night, at least there is only one more to go…

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  • Flagstaff

    We’re in Flagstaff now, “enjoying” a “free” vacation at the Holiday Inn
    Express. “Free” because we were given a vacation package as a promotional
    distribution, but it turns out that, even though it really is a freebie, it
    is still tied with a timeshare and we can get some upgrades if we went to
    the presentation. We didn’t, so we’re in the Holiday Inn, not the actual
    resort. Still, it’s got free wireless access.

    It’s been a long, long day, and a long night before it. Last night, about
    6:00PM, we were planning our evening, and thinking about packing, when a
    micro-burst blew in and knocked out the power. We lost a tree branch, but
    some houses less than a block away lost parts of their roofs, large trees
    were upturned, gigantic branches came crashing down and street signs and
    basketball goals were bent by the wind. It was also about 110 degrees
    outside when the power went out.

    It wasn’t long before the inside temperature started to equalize with the
    outside and things got nasty. We went out shopping, but as it was Sunday
    night, most things were closed. We hung out at the Wal-Mart till they
    closed, but still there was no power nor traffic lights in the area when we
    got home.

    We got hold of the power company and their recording said, “…if you don’t
    have power by 1:00AM, call back.”

    We all got in our swimsuits and sat outside in the front yard, trying to
    catch a breeze until nearly 1 when we called back. The revised estimate was
    service restoration by noon. Great.

    We decided to abandon the house, but it was too late to call anyone, so we
    decided to go to my father’s house while he was out of town. Just as I’d
    loaded 75 lbs. of frozen breast milk into the car, an power truck pulled up
    a block away, there were the sound of a big switch being thrown and the
    power came back on – but only on my side of the street.

    They could have done that 10 minutes earlier and I wouldn’t have had to bust
    my back.

    Of course, the power failure meant we had no opportunity to pack as planned
    for today’s trip. Also, I had to get up around 8 to drive to the other side
    of town to replace my new Motorola V3 phone (Less than 24 hours old and it
    failed catastrophically) before we left town.

    It was a rushed morning, but I got my phone, we got packed and got out of
    the house by noon.

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  • Not what you expected?

    Not the same old lone Locust Page? No, no it isn’t.

    I’ve notived recently that most of my website stuff exists on my virtual domains, Lone Locust Travel, Fusion Patrol and Ninja Team. meanwhile my main domain languished with lack on content.

    So, the grand experiment: Blogging 🙂

    Bear with me while I get this all setup.

  • The Day the Earth Didn’t Stand Still

    June 5, 2001 – June 14, 2001

    We’ve been in Taipei just over a week and things have finally begun shaking.

    When we arrived at Chiang Kai-Shek airport I was at first disappointed that we arrived at the old terminal 1 building. They recently opened a newer, bigger, more modern terminal 2. For whatever reason, Singapore Air doesn’t apparently use terminal 2 it’s probably reserved for EVA Air and China Air, the domestic carriers.

    After I saw the line at immigrations, though, I was glad we’d come in at terminal 1. I’ve never seen the lines so short, and in mid-day, too! Because of the length of my stay, I couldn’t have a visa-less entry (14 days max), so I had to stop at the immigrations counter and apply for a 30 day entry visa. Once again they didn’t charge me the NT1500 fee – I guess they’re still happy with the United States. It’s nice somebody is. However, once past there, it took us only 5 minutes to clear immigrations – it usually takes 40 minutes.

    Chu-Wan’s parents picked us up and were eager to try my Chinese. Unfortunately, my brain was stuck in Japanese mode. I simply couldn’t recall simple Chinese words and phrases. The Japanese equivalent always came to mind. Days spent trying to bring Japanese forward finally paid off, just a day late and a dollar short.

    It took me several days to break out of Japanese mode and begin to use Chinese. I’m afraid my Chinese hasn’t been as successful as I’d like. When people speak, it’s still too fast, and even slowed down, they tend to use phrases that are a bit more complex than what I’ve learned, so sometimes they’ll ask me something very simple, but one word will throw me off and I just don’t get it. Still at least I can ask for prices and understand the answer or ask for directions to simple things – that’s something of an accomplishment. I’ve still got 1.5 weeks of practice; we’ll see how it goes.

    After arrival, Chu-Wan’s parents took us for a steak lunch. I went to the restroom and promptly cracked my skull on the door. Apparently, doors are taller in Japan than Taiwan – I didn’t once hurt my head in Japan. It had apparently lured me into a false sense of security, because I injured myself on the first interior doorway I passed through in Taiwan.

    Taipei is a city in the process of change. Many of you may have read about some of the things I’ve pointed out as standing out to my eyes in the past, and a lot of them seem to be going by the wayside.

    It always amazed me how many public restrooms were placed so that passersby got the maximum opportunity to view the occupants of the restrooms and what they were doing. Now, they’ve installed privacy screens outside the subway restrooms, so you can’t just walk by and watch people urinating. I haven’t yet had a single woman walk in on me in the men’s room at a McDonald’s either.

    Taipei’s traffic, which at best could be described as insane and at worst completely lawless, is being curbed in. They’ve lowered the speed limit on city streets. (I didn’t even know they had a speed limit to lower on the city streets.) They’ve banned driving and using cell phones. They have new mandatory seat belt and baby seat laws and most importantly, they’ve apparently instructed the police officers to go out and ENFORCE traffic laws, on both cars and pedestrians. It appears they are more successful enforcing against pedestrians, probably because they are easier to catch, because you actually see people waiting for a walk signal, even when there’s no cars coming – something unheard of before. Nonetheless, I’ve seen more police in Taipei on this trip than I’ve ever seen in the past.

    Police cars are easy to spot in Taipei – they ALWAYS have their rolling lights on. Apparently if you pull over because on is behind you, they assume you must be feeling guilty about something and will check you out thoroughly. Never pull over for a policeman unless he uses his siren on you. It’s odd when you see a police car with lights on sitting outside a business and you cannot assume that something bad has happened.

    014 Great Sidewalk Caper

    Another striking change is that Taipei used to have horrendously awful sidewalks, made of brick tiles. These were uneven from age and earth moment (both quakes and roots pushing them up) and from the constant cutting and digging through them. Combined with really awful cement patches, which were never allowed to dry before people started walking across them, produced a sidewalk-walking environment not unlike crossing a stream full of rocks. Now, they’re tearing them all up and replacing them with nice new sidewalks.

    In the interim, however, you practically have to walk in the street all over the city as they seem to have decided to rip all the old ones up before laying down the new. The construction is all over town, but I’ve only run across a few places where they’ve started putting the new bricks down. My guess is that this project is designed to give some people work during the slow economy. They’ve certainly got enough people on the project.

    Somehow, I feel saddened by the changes – some of Taipei’s character is being stripped away from it. Such is “progress.”

    Prices on electronics are pretty good this year, and since I experienced first hand the limitations of my digital camera and continued problems with my Hi8 Camcorder, I decided to replace it with a new Mini DV camcorder with a built in megapixel digital still camera. I picked up a Japanese version of a camera not quite out on the US market yet for a great deal (and several hundred less than the projected price in the US when it becomes available this month or next.) The only problem is that it’s in Japanese, menus and all. Fortunately, I can read and use it. I’ll be posting some digital stills from the new camera along with this installment.

    Yesterday we went up to Yangmingshan National Park (mountains north of Taipei) and spent the night in a hotel so that we’d be able to explore the park better than we’ve been able to in the past. The problem is, the only time to go is during the week when there are no crowds, but the busses don’t run through the park. In the end, we had to drive. Correction: I had to drive, as Chu-Wan cannot drive a stick shift car.

    Taipei’s traffic has improved, but it’s no picnic. It still follows bizarre conventions, such as left lanes that are marked as left turn only, but no one ever does, they continue straight – or occasionally turn right. It also still uses the force your way in principal – the other drivers will let you, but they expect the same from you. I have no trouble forcing myself in, but it’s hard to yield to others doing things that would get you shot dead on US streets.

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    The night before our trip, Chu-Wan went visiting a friend, so I let my brother-in-law, Johnny, drive me up to Yangmingshan so I could memorize the route. The weather is so much nicer up there. In Taipei it is in the 80s and in the high 90% humidity range, with heavy rain most days.

    We explored a few places and I actually got to see the “famous” cows of Chiangtiangang (see my last Taiwan travelogue for the mystery of the cows.) Actually, the cows have very unusual horns and seem more like some form of oxen, but they seemed friendly.

    We drove to the highest point you can reach by car and I snapped a few digital pictures. Unfortunately, I wasn’t up to speed on the new camera and didn’t get any good pictures of the cows in “Super NightShot” mode, which allows one to shoot in total darkness.

    I picked up the book, Hiking in Taiwan, a local book published in English on trails around Taiwan. I applaud the effort, it’s the only book I’m aware of in English on the subject, but it’s not as informative as I’d like. There are many obstacles to hiking in Taiwan, such as requirements for local guides and permits in many places, but for the readily accessible trails, the guide doesn’t really give the kind of information regarding what to expect along the trail, conditions, etc.

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    On my last two trips to Yangmingshan, I’ve been at the mercy of someone else’s timetable, so, although there are numerous trails in the park, I’ve not been able to hike any of them. This time, we were in control.

    Picking our drive time carefully, we made it out of town during a low traffic period and had no difficulty getting to the park or getting around once we were there. The park was nearly deserted.

    First, we went back to Chiangtiangang and walked a 2.5 KM loop trail that was fairly level, with a few steep areas. The cows were out in force and Chu-Wan got to see them at last. When we returned to the car, a note from the police was placed on our windshield warning that thieves were in the area and not to leave anything valuable in the car.

    Next we went to Hsiaoyoukan, the first place I was taken in Yangmingshan years ago. There was a trail leading up over the fumeroles that I couldn’t follow and today we took out after it. The trail is only 1.5KM long and leads to the highest peak in the area, Qishinshan (7 star mountain).

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    This is a brutal hike. It’s paved with stones (like most trails I’ve seen in Taiwan) but in places, and for long distances, it moves straight up the mountain at a 50 to 55 degree incline. It’s an extremely difficult walk and at the same time, the wind blowing through the park was approaching hurricane force. It would, quite literally, blow you off your feet. The going was quite difficult, but we made it to the top.

    Rain clouds were moving in, so we headed back for the car. Exhausted, we returned to the hotel.

    We stayed at the Landis China Yangmingshan hotel, which, like many hotels in the area has a hot spring. Chu-Wan wanted to spend some time in the pool, but you cannot enter the pool unless you are wearing a hair cap – apparently a common requirement in Taiwan. So, after much gnashing of teeth, we bought the expensive caps for sale at the hotel. Chu-Wan put one foot in the pool and decided she did not want to swim after all – the water was too cold.

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    We spent time in the sulfurous hot spring instead, which was quite relaxing, if a bit offensive to the nose.

    At 9:17 last night, we were sitting on the bed. Chu-Wan was talking to her mother on the phone, when the bed started shaking. She had been moving around, so I really didn’t notice. Then the door started banging, much as if someone was pulling on the handle to see if the door would open. While I was trying to figure out why someone was trying to get into our room, Chu-Wan said, in English, “earthquake” and went back to speaking to her mother.

    The banging stopped and that was the end of it. I probably wouldn’t have even figured it out if she hadn’t said something. A few minutes later the news confirmed that a 6.3 earthquake had hit in the ocean of the northeastern coast, near Hualien and Ilan. The quake registered 3.0 in Taipei – not significant, but enough to send news crews out looking for any damage at all to report. An hour or so later they found a broken water pipe to show on the news – otherwise it was a non-event. As far as I can tell reports from Hualien and Ilan where the quake was in the 4.x range were negative as well.

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    Satisfied that I’d now experienced an earthquake, I decided that I didn’t need anymore, although I would have liked to have captured it on my camcorder.

    The hotel has air conditioning, and so we slept in this morning. By the time we woke up and got ready to go it was 10 AM, the optimum time for me to drive back to Taipei and miss the traffic.

    We got back to Chu-Wan’s parents’ home at about 10:45AM. I was surprised that there were a couple of tiles from the front of the building lying on the front porch. I figured that they would have picked them up, being in such a well traveled position right out the front door. As it turns out, at 10:35AM another earthquake had hit. This was separate quake, not an aftershock, and was bigger and closer than the first. It was still in the ocean off the northeast coast, but this one registered 5.0 in Taipei. I was either driving across an elevated expressway or forging my way down Jinshan road in Taipei at the time and didn’t notice it at all.

    It wouldn’t be surprising if we have more, but none have happened yet. Last I heard the subways were closed for inspection until they are sure there was no damage.

    Meanwhile, the southern part of Taiwan has been shut down due to torrential rain. Airports closed due to the weather, highways closed due to mudslides and it’s heading this way and expected to hit Taipei hard. So far, it’s only been a light rain, but the sky is ominous. It’s been a good day to stay indoors and write my logs.

    We may have to change our travel plans for next week to the central part of Taiwan. The rains and the quakes make the central mountains a bad place to go. We may end up going back to Kenting on the southern tip of the island for some more ocean fun before the college kids get out for the summer.

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