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  • Fast Passport

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    How often do I get the chance to compliment someone on a job well done? It seems all I’m ever doing is pointing out the flaws. Well, today is different.

    Kudos and thanks to (of all people) the US Government, passport office!

    I submitted my expired passport, by snail mail, Friday June 6th. My replacement passport arrived, by mail, today, June 14th. Subtracting out one day each way, they got that processed in 7 calendar days. They haven’t even cashed the check, yet!

    Not only did I receive my passport by priority mail, but, in a separate mailing, standard mail, I received my old passport back, too. That has a postmark, so I know it was mailed two days ago. They must have processed my passport in 6 days. Amazing.

    That’s nowhere near the 6 weeks they tell you to expect. I pity the people who pay the extra fee for expedited service.

    Once again, I’m free to roam the world, and my new passport book is rather sad because it’s empty…

    Looking at my old one, I have all those stamps and visas:

    • Taiwan 15 May 1998 to 24 May 1998
    • Taiwan 15 Dec 1998 to 20 Dec 2000
    • Singapore 20 Dec 1998 to 26-Dec-1998
    • Taiwan 26 Dec 1998 to 05 Jan 1999
    • London Gatwick 21 Jul 2000 – No exit stamp – I guess I never left
    • Taiwan 26 Mar 2000 – 22 Apr 2000
    • Tokyo Narita 01 Jun 2001 to 05 Jun 2001
    • Taiwan 05 Jun 2001 to 25 Jun 2001
    • Taiwan 15 Jan 2003 to 20 Feb 2003
    • Taiwan 29 Sep 2005 to 07 Nov 2005
    • Taiwan 05 Jun 2007 to 25 Jun 2007

    They’ve all been fun, but looking at the list, I think we’re in a bit of a rut… and that’s why we’re UK-bound in Jun 2009…

  • Snake oil isn’t dead

    OK, we’re all feeling the pinch with gas prices, but I really hate it when people start taking advantage of others when they’re vulnerable. That’s bad enough, but when the local news helps them, I’m appalled.

    Today, the local ABC affiliate, channel 15 published this story.

    It’s about a company that sells magnets (yes, magnets) to improve your gas efficiency by 10%. Hmm, if only it were that simple. Why is it they just have testimonials from people who say things like, “Gosh, I sure was plumb skeptical of your claims until I tried this amazing product” rather than some real science explaining the principal rather than the pseudoscience babble on their site?

    You’d think one of those darned smart scientists would have come up with this 50 years ago, wouldn’t ya? But, we all know, magnets are magic and their properties aren’t fully understood by modern science.

    So remember, just because there’s no evidence for it, magical can magnets change the molecular structure of gas making it more efficient, they can realign the iron inside algae, making your pool more algae resistant, and they can filter free radicals from your blood.

    I believe you can even buy magnetic condoms that go around your ankle. This system allows one to fully experience sexual intercourse without troublesome physical barriers and still prevents all forms of pregnancy, HIV or STDs. </SARCASM>

    So this is a shame on ABC 15 for helping take money from people that could use it for something better – like a proper tune-up, which could actually help. What’s next? Psychic pet detectives can improve gas mileage by telling you where your dog should sit in your vehicle?

  • This looks like fun…

    …and bound to piss off a few people along the way.

  • WII Madness

    Some friends of ours recently went to Taiwan for a wedding. During their stay, the husband, Phil, apparently spent his time playing WII games. He was clearly addicted because as soon as they returned, he started hunting for one.

    It would seem that even after all this time, the WII is just a bit difficult to find, so it took a couple days, plus mail time. When he got it, he brought it over to show us. (I’m convinced that he wanted to bring it over because his wife and three-year old daughter were not a suitable challenge for him at WII Baseball.)

    After playing it for most of a day, apart from the 3 days of agonizing muscle aches afterwards, I can see why it’s such a strong product. I’ve got no piercingly insightful thoughts, WII has simple foregone state-of-the-art graphics in favor of state-of-the art player interaction. It make for some fun games that the whole family can play.

    So, of course, I had to buy one.

    We spent a few days waiting to find one available online, and when we found one, ordered it. It was scheduled to arrive between June 4 and June 12, after we’ve returned from vacation.

    Hopefully, my muscles haven’t softened up again and I won’t experience days of pain again.

  • The Saint – have we been betrayed again?

    I stumbled across this at lesliecharteris.com in the news section. It’s a synopsis of the upcoming new Saint telemovie/series with James Purefoy.


    Simon Templar is part of a secret organization known as ‘Knights of the Templar’. He’s responsible for enforcing the group’s code of ethics against the criminal underground of the world. Those familiar with ‘Knights’ know Simon Templar by one name: The Saint. His current assignment has him in Montenegro, rescuing captive children from being sold on the black market. When the operation is finished, Templar discovers that one of the children is missing. An orphan once himself, he vows to rescue the lost boy, no matter what the cost. Waiting for him in Paris is Patricia Holm, an intelligence specialist and Templar’s lover. She has information that a crooked businessman named Carger is responsible for the children’s abductions; however, the Knights learn that Carger is now into much bigger things. The Saint is ordered to find Carger and steal a treasured relic that, if made public, could ignite a spectacular holy war. When he discovers Carger has also been keeping the missing orphan as his own son, Templar must decide between his own personal convictions and his duties as The Saint.

    Up till now, I’d been eagerly anticipating this new series, now I’m dreading it.
    Goddamn-it! If they can’t keep their meddling fuckin’ fingers off the core concepts of the character, why even bother? Do they presume that they can actually improve upon the original? Or is it that they just wanted to make their own show and, like that horrific Val Kilmer travesty, want to use the name “The Saint” to get some free audience buy-in?

    Oh, I’ll still watch it, but if they can’t get the simple stuff right, why should I expect them to get anything else right, either? For cryin’ out, the whole point of the Saint is that he is a lone wolf idealistic vigilante! Yes, he occasionally had a gang – but they were following him like a pack! He was not part of some worldwide secret organization, and that completely changers the man, the mode and the motivation.
    In short: That’s not the Saint.


    While you’re looking at the news section of lesliecharteris.com, note that in Australia the Simon Dutton Saint series from the 80’s is being released on DVD. Even though this show didn’t do well in the ratings, it was probably the truest to the original spirit of the Saint.
    The Dutton series suffered from some terrible supporting acting and the production quality, despite being a large international production, has that 1980’s “breaking away from the major studios into small production company” feel to it, but the spirit of the show to the original character is spot on. Much more so than the Roger Moore series.

    In fact, in one of the Dutton telemovies, Templar keeps the stolen money – or at least his self-defined “cut”. How else does he maintain his wealthily lifestyle? Answer: He’s Robin Hood! He steals from the crooked and gives to the victims (less his 10%.)
    That’s the Saint.
    And they’ve almost always been afraid of that aspect of the character when adapting him for TV.
    So how come Australia gets the DVDs and we don’t?

  • Save Early, Save Often

    I just finished up writing my review of The Sontaran Strategem and the Poison Sky, my MacBook turned off.

    It was low on battery, a bit, but it hadn’t even hit the critical level yet, and it didn’t hibernate the machine, either. It just turned off.

    Now I have to go back to my last save point… how tedious.

  • Doctor Who – The Unicorn and the Wasp – Review (Spoilers)

    Something queer is happening at at Lady Edison’s estate and it isn’t just her sons, it’s murder most foul!

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  • Steven Moffat and Doctor Who. It’s Christmastime in Doctor Who land.

    Steven Moffat, Doctor Who’s finest writer has been named the new lead writer and executive producer, replacing the departing Russell T. Davies.

    It can’t get any better than that.

  • Am I behind?

    Yes, I am. Four episodes of Doctor Who behind on the reviews… guess I’d better get to it.

    It’s just… I don’t know… It’s just that this season really isn’t inspiring me much.

    Fine… in honor of Dan Vettori getting his name up on the honours board at Lords for a 5-wicket test, and Jacob Oram getting his name up there for a century, I guess the least I can do is step up and review Doctor Who…

  • Doctor Who – Planet of the Ood – Review (Spoilers)

    There’s something a little ood about this episode.

    Proving once again that no costume is inexpensive enough to use only once, the Ood have returned.

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