“Dear Locust Person,
You’ve been posting so much news and stuff, we never get to hear about your kids anymore. What are those cute children up to?
Well, I’m glad you asked that. They’ve been mostly OK up till today, but their mother has been sick on and off for two weeks.
Last night, she got really sick again, the guys are work have had the same thing over the last week or so. Today I had to come home to take care of Irene, and when I got home, Michelle started throwing up, too.
Only James and I have missed it so far, and it feels like a sword poised over our heads.
You can see here that James is very trepidacious.