Tag: Review

  • Doctor Who – Partners In Crime – Review (Spoilers)

    Is Rose the fourth series’ Bad Wolf? David Tennant is back for the fourth series of the revival Doctor Who…

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  • Ashes to Ashes – Series review – possible spoilers

    Ashes to Ashes just finished airing and, while not worthy of an episode by episode review, it’s worth a few comments.

    Ashes to Ashes is the sequel to the successful Life on Mars. Life on Mars told of modern Manchester Detective Chief inspector Sam Tyler who, through a car accident, is transported by to 1973 where he has to cope with life as a cop in a world far removed from his.

    During Life on Mars’ two series, the initial ambiguity of how Sam got to 1973 is slowly eroded. By the second series, it’s clear to all that Sam is in a coma, not “back in time” or “mad” as mentioned in the opening credits. I really enjoyed Life on Mars, except for the final episode, which was, to my mind, a betrayal of Sam Tyler’s character.

    Ashes to Ashes picks up in London, where Detective Inspector Alex Drake, the police psychologist who was assigned Sam Tyler’s case, is mysteriously confronted by a man she doesn’t know, but seems to know her, who then puts a bullet in her brain.

    Drawing on her knowledge of Sam Tyler’s coma-fantasy world, Drake creates a fantasy world of her own, 1981 London. In this world, DCI Gene Hunt, figment of Sam Tyler’s imagination, and Chris and Ray, his equally unreal subordinates have moved from Manchester to London to flesh out Drakes fantasy-world.

    Drake, knowing full well this is a construct of her own dying mind, tries to escape by solving the murder of her parents, which, from her current perspective hasn’t happened yet. Her reasoning is if she can work it out, she’ll survive. Pity she studied Tyler’s case so well that she can recreate his fantasy people – and they even look the same (How’d that happen?) – but didn’t remember that Tyler thought the same thing about the mystery of his father’s disappearance. That didn’t get save him either.

    Ratings for Ashes to Ashes were very good, and so Alex Drake is destined to spend another year in 1981.

    It seemed to me that much of the magic of Life on Mars is missing in Ashes to Ashes. For starters, this is more a vehicle for Gene Hunt than Alex Drake – hardly surprising since the show was created to continue Hunt’s adventures as a fantasy construct, Drake being needed as a plot device to get us into Hunt’s world. Witness many scenes in which the fantasy characters are present but Drake isn’t! My memory might be wrong, but I think Sam Tyler was, by necessity, present in every scene in Life on Mars (except any dreams he may have had) since it was a first-person fantasy.

    Second, the mystery is well and truly gone. In Life on Mars, even when it was fully established he was in a coma, they managed to sling a few “how could that be possible in a coma?” moments that might make you think something bigger was afoot. Not so in Ashes to Ashes, where Drake is fully informed on Tyler’s experience.

    Third, 1981 London, while an important time in the revitalization of London, is not nearly so far removed from today as 1973 Manchester was. The culture shock isn’t nearly as profound, which was the core premise of Life on Mars.

    Finally, and I’m sure I’ll get a,”I don’t see you writing any better”, comment along the way, the first series finale triggered my that-doesn’t-add-up warning bells too much to be avoided.

    Absolutely, spoilers if you continue.

    The basic idea is that, this homeless guy captures Drake. He talks to someone on the phone, mentioning that he’s got your past here. He shoots Drake. In the first episode, she tracks down the guy who shot her, back in 1981 he was a crime lord. That doesn’t get her back to 2008, so she fixates on saving her parents. She meets and continues to interact with them, particularly her mother and her godfather, Evan, who we saw in 2008 taking Alex’s daughter away to her birthday party.

    It’s obvious at this point, that Evan must have been the link between past and present, but how? During the course of the series, Alex learns Evan and his mom had an affair. Did she really know this and had suppressed the memory or is it all a fantasy construct?

    Finally, she learns that her father knew of the affair and, rather than let his wife and child go, he decided to commit murder/suicide by having them all blown up in a car. (The bomb provided by the man who shoots Alex in the present, a client of her father’s) As a child, Alex had escaped by accident, and the crime remained completely unsolved.

    Evan asks for the suicide video to be destroyed so Alex will never find out, explaining why the case was never solved. Alex also explains that the bomb-maker will try to blackmail Evan in the future, and that’s why he shoots Alex.

    For a few moments, that sounds like a nice packaging. Then the doubts start to niggle at the back of the mind. Could Alex have known this somehow, like the affair, and suppressed the memory?

    Ignoring the obvious point that her father was nuts, even a nut doesn’t arrange a complex plan with a convicted felon, a borrowed car and exploding your whole family to commit a murder/suicide. They kill the wife and kid, then off themselves. If he really did try to use the bomb, why wasn’t he trying to stop Alex from getting out of the car?

    The bomb-maker knows the father commissioned the bomb. He saw the explosion. He knows Evan didn’t tell Alex. He blackmails Evan. Evan doesn’t pay. So, he commits murder? Blackmailers usually threaten to reveal something embarrassing or criminal, not shoot the person they’d be revealing the secret to.

    If it weren’t for one fact, I’d think they rigged the pieces together at the end. The reason I think it was planned this way: The Death Clown. Sam had the Creepy Little Girl, who was death. Alex has the Death Clown, played for by the same actor who played her father. Again the question: Did she know that her father was the killer all along?

    The morning the final episode aired, the BBC announced that it would be coming back. Did they shoot two endings and only decide at the last minute which one to air? Is that why it was a bit muddled?

    It may not be as good as Life on Mars, but any show where the police brutally beat up suspects to get information can’t be all bad, right? Right?

  • Fresh & Easy Reviewed

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    In light of this link from the Guardian (Thank you, One-Ten for the link), there might be trouble a-brewin’ for Fresh & Easy.

    Tesco suffered a double blow yesterday as City analysts claimed the group’s new US chain is in deep trouble, while its core UK business is being battered by the economy and losing ground to rivals.

    One analyst claimed the new California-based Fresh & Easy convenience stores are missing sales targets by as much as 70%.

    Tesco, the parent company, denies this, of course.

    For once I’m actually on the cutting edge frontier of this so-called new shopping paradigm. We shop there about once a week, usually for very specific items, such as imported butter, British bacon, packaged (not-frozen) dinners, unpasteurized orange juice, teas, occasionally meats, fruits and vegetables. (Despite malicious rumors to the contrary, vegetables and fruits are consumed in my household.)

    Is Fresh & Easy’s concept something that will be big? I don’t know. I’m notoriously bad at determining what kind of marketing nonsense people will fall for. If I was good at evaluating these concepts, I’d own some sort of hi-end organic dog treat bakery and be making a fortune off people with more money than sense.

    So does that mean I think Fresh & Easy is a bogus concept? Maybe a little bit.

    IMG_0139.JPGLet me explain the Fresh & Easy shopping experience a little bit. Fresh & Easys (Easies?) (hereafter referred to as “F&Es”) are small grocery stores, roughly twice the size of a 7-11, Circle K or other convenience mart. They are laid out in an efficient design, the majority of things people are probably looking for are in the first 3 aisles. Those items are fresh fruits and vegetables, dairy, packaged meals and side dishes, sandwiches and meat. If you’re looking for just shopping for something to feed the family on your way home from work, F&E is tailored for you. Packaged foods are typically sized for two people.

    As you move further back in the store, you reach alcohol, breads, crackers, chips, cooking ingredients, frozen foods, and along the front of the store, drug store items. Most items in the store are typically F&E branded, but a few national name products are available.

    Meats, and many fruits and vegetables are packaged in plastic trays, some are netted or netted into the trays, others are sealed and filled with freshness-preserving gas. F&E makes a point of stocking items marked as having low or no preservatives. I’ll mention that more later. Non-packaged fruit items, such as bananas are priced individually.

    F&E also carried no tobacco products, which I applaud. Somehow though I think it’s because of their check-out system and liability rather than any ethical stand they’re taking. Whatever the reason, while laudable, this does set them further apart from a profitable convenience store staple. Convenience stores always do a brisk trade in death.

    Fresh & Easy has no dedicated cashiers, all check-outs are self checkout, which, normally, I hate.

    The typical self-checkout equipment found in Frys or Walmart is oriented not towards facilitating convenience for the customer, but towards minimizing staff costs while deterring theft. (Because, obviously, all customers a scumbag shoplifters.) These systems typically are only allowed for customers with 15 items or less because all items need to be weighed in advance on the front side of the bar-code scanner, and weighed again on the backside to make sure you aren’t slipping an unscanned item in the bag. All you need is one child helping you at the checkout line who puts some weight on either plate to send the whole mechanism into shoplifter alert mode, often requiring staff to come reset the mechanism. At least it doesn’t trigger a full-body search – I can imagine that the TSA would love to implement these into their airport security system, but haven’t quite worked out how just yet.

    Also, even though it has been years since the introduction these style checkouts, the average person is still too stupid to work them. I’m always seeing someone standing there, reading the screen, mouthing the words to themselves and they try to make sense of the obviously too-complex english words on the screen. (“Hey, Violinda May, what does, ‘scan yer’ first item,’ mean?”)

    Fresh & Easy has a couple of these evil registers and they work just a badly as everyone else’s. However, they also have a different type of self-checkout – the semi-assisted model, which works infinitely better. These don’t use scales, they use baggers. You pull your cart up to the register (no weighing required) and scan your items, after you’ve scanned them, you place them on a typical checkout style conveyor belt which whisks the groceries down to the bagging area, where (typically) an F&E employees bags your groceries for you. Occasionally, you end up bagging your own, but not often. This system is typically smooth and fast (although I did once have trouble with coupons) and works much faster and better than the “You’re all riff-raff, thieving scum” self-check out systems.

    If you’re not comfortable doing your own scanning, an F&E employee will do it for you – when you start, there’s a button for start scanning, or have a cashier do it for you. Just hit that button and someone will come to you. (Don’t bother, you could scan it yourself before they get there.)

    Once annoyance, F&E won’t automatically clear any credit purchase over $50 without checking your ID. That typically results in an inconvenient wait while someone comes over to check and punch in the all-clear code. With the prices of groceries shooting up, they might want to bump that to $75 or even $100.

    These registers are part of the reason things are packaged in plastic trays or, like bananas, priced individually. Everything has been pre-allocated for you so that self-checkout works. There’s nothing in the store that isn’t bar-code priced.

    Fresh & Easy employees are typically helpful and friendly.

    Since the term “organic” when it applies to groceries is actually more of a marketing smokescreen than an actual definition of anything meaningful. I’m not going to evaluate F&E’s organic pedigree. Others have done so and claim that it comes up lacking – better than ordinary stores, but not good enough to satisfy the Earth-mother Gaia crowd.

    What it does mean, though, is that F&E doesn’t compete on prices. They may be more economical than a really-fanatical organic food mart, but they don’t fare well against a typical supermarket. Further, in this country, “store brand” products are viewed (wrongly, in most cases) and low-cost, lower-quality items. (There’s the beauty of marketing, if you want to call it that.) Since F&E’s inventory is mostly store-branded, I think there’s probably a bit of market resistance.

    For example, and, I’m 100% percent making this up, let’s say that Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is $1 a box at Fry’s, and Fry’s branded macaroni & cheese is 3 for $1. People still buy Kraft because it is perceived better. Along comes Fresh & Easy with a so-called more natural product at $0.90. It might be cheaper than Kraft, but people price evaluate it against the store-brands, in which case it is quite expensive.

    Places like Trader Joe’s have managed to “sell” their store brand as being better than the national brands with a combination of “we’re all-natural” and “we cost more” because of it. Irony time, right? I’ll shop F&E any day over Trader Joe’s, but I suspect I’m in the minority.

    Still, the fact that there are many chains of stores, and not all of them can be the cheapest proves conclusively that people don’t shop exclusively because of price.

    Another “problem” with F&E is that, because of the no and low preservative model, their foods have terrible shelf lives. Fine, I don’t mind fresh meat expiring this week, but a bottle of salad dressing that expires in a week? I soak salads in dressing, but as a family, we can’t consume a bottle of dressing in a week.

    When they first started, their meals, such as a ravioli in a bolognese sauce would typically have 3-5 days of shelf-life. Now, they have large stickers on them saying “Suitable for freezing” indicating that F&E may have realized that there’s some resistance to the short shelf life. (I have no empirical data on the subject, but I understand that Europeans typically buy smaller quantities of groceries, but shop more often. F&E is trying to tap that market, but this is not something that has caught on in the US, to my knowledge. We have large refrigerators, and they’re full.)

    So, my conclusion is that Fresh & Easy has a convenient and fast shopping model. They stock enough items to do your full grocery shopping. All of the products we’ve had have been good, and some excellent. (Their French bread isn’t crusty enough, that’s my one complaint with their products.)

    Do I think they’ve missed their targets by 70%?! I have no way to know that, but I can say this, location seems to be a huge issue in the success of the F&Es. There’s one location down at Baseline and 19th Ave, every time I’ve been there, it’s been quite busy. But – there is nothing else in that area, it’s a wasteland. It’s one of those areas that was rather like a slum that, developers desperate to build new homes that aren’t 90 miles from the city, started to reclaim, but as far as I can tell, F&E is the only store within 2-3 miles. How long will that last?

    The newest store at Glendale and 19th Ave, an established neighborhood, has one of the larger Fry’s markets diagonally across the intersection. That store has been there (in one form or another) for as long as I can remember, and I’ve been familiar with this neighborhood for at least 20 years. That F&E is almost always empty when we visit.

    Now, I’ll be quick to say that, because of the relative locations of those two stores, we’ve visited them at dramatically different times of the day, and, indeed, the same can be said of the other two we’ve visited, so that may completely invalidate my suppositions about location being more critical than concept. Time will tell. The newest one, which is moving along quickly now, is even closer to my home, but in an area near the central-corridor housing boom. There’s not much down there for shopping, and I predict this one will be a better location than Glendale and 19th.

    I do hope they make it, they are a nice addition to the shopping scene..

  • Book Selection: Your Inner Fish by Neil Shubin


    Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… as I was approaching college age as the 80’s were dawning on us, I had three areas of interest that I explored for my future life’s work. Each would set the course of my adult life in three very different ways and each would have been a different University.

    I was interested in forestry, which would have taken me to Northern Arizona University, paleontology, which would have started at my home town university, the University of Arizona, or computer science at Arizona State University.
    Forestry was the long shot and got eliminated early, and plays no further part in this story.
    My deep and abiding interest was paleontology – I wanted to be a fossil hunter, but my aptitude was more computer science.
    Computers won because as I learned more about the coursework required for paleontology, I realized that there were large parts (like biology and zoology) of it that would really be painfully dull for me.
    Looking back, I didn’t make the wrong choice. Paleontology has developed significantly since the days of Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh. Parallel developments in other fields, such as genetics and evolutionary biology have dovetailed with the old bone diggers and brought us to a quantum leap in our understanding of past life. (Yuck, I apologize for that sentence. Must be too much sugar in my iced tea.)
    That’s my long way of saying, I love a good book on the evolution of life, especially when there’s a paleontological adventure involved.
    Neil Shubin’s book Your Inner Fish (and Shubin himself, for that matter) first came to my attention when he plugged the book on the Colbert Report. Colbert, in his role as a conservative fundamentalist host, always throws his guests a few curve balls (or googlies, if you prefer a cricket analogy over baseball) and I was really impressed at how well Shubin comported himself on the show.
    That alone made me want to give him money by reading his book, but Shubin has another important claim to fame: He was an instrumental part of the team of paleontologists who discovered Tiktaalik, the important fish to amphibian transitional fossil.
    The book’s subtitle is “A Journey into the 3.5-Billion-Year History of the Human Body” and, as such, isn’t strictly about Tiktaalik, or even fossil-hunting. It is an excellent, and easily accessible book that gives a good primer into how genetics and fossils tell us why life is the way it is.
    As such, I’d recommend the book to anyone with even a passing interest in understanding “how it all comes together.”
    Your Inner FishA Journey into the 3.5-Billion-Year History of the Human Body
    by Neil Shubin
    Pantheon BooksISBN 978-0-375-42447-2