Tag: Taiwan

  • Five Takes

    I just happened to stumble across 5 Takes this evening on TV.

    It’s a program I’ve never watched before, but was fascinated by the concept: 5 people are given a bit of money, a laptop and a camera (crew, perhaps) and sent on trips. Personally, I wanted to audition but I’m too old, too married and too employed to go galavanting off like this.

    Anyway, there’s no particular reason I hadn’t watched the show yet, just that it was never convenient. Tonight, which flipping through the channels I saw something you almost never see on US television: Taipei. Since it was on the Travel Channel, I had to stop and watch.

    There’s such a lack of anything on Taiwan it was nice to see something and I think it was quite positive, overall. Taipei is a great, vibrant city with lots of interesting things to do.

    One of them ate the obligatory “Stinky Tofu”, but they were duped into eating it boiled – even my wife won’t eat boiled stinky tofu – fried only.

    I thought the guy who ate it was going to hurl right back into the hot pot on the table.

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  • Dr. Milker


    This was just too priceless not to take a picture of.

    Incidentally, despite the awful name, Dr. Milker is the most normal tasting milk I found in Taiwan.

    I’m not an expert on pasteurization, but I couldn’t help noticing that the description of the process on Taiwanese milk usually involved phrases like, “Ultra high temperature flash pasteurization.”

    Consistent with that, most of the milk tasted scalded. We couldn’t get Michelle to drink the milk in Taiwan, it tasted so bad.


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  • Leftovers


    We’ve been awfully busy/sick lately and just haven’t had much time to post… besides, when you’re sick/busy, there’s nothing much really to tell.

    I offloaded my cellphone photos tonight and discovered I had a few leftovers from Taiwan.

    This was one of my favorites. As we were waiting in the airport terminal, in the food court, getting ready to leave, I chanced to go to the urinal.

    In some of the toilets in the airport, they have airplane identification guides pasted over the urinals so you can learn about some of the fascinating jets that ply the skies of Taiwan. (I have to wonder if providing reading material doesn’t increase the puddle on the floor, though.)

    However, in the food court restroom, they have signs like these.

    Certainly, while visiting the restrooms in the food court, while taking a leak, in the airport terminal after you’ve already entered the country and passed though immigrations and customs, is just the right time to remind you not to bring scorpions and cockroaches into the country, right?


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  • Flickr Done!

    I finished upoading the last of my photos from Taiwan.

    Gridman’s Photos

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  • November Flickr Cram

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    It’s the end of the month and that means my flickr upload allotment will roll over on the first of December, so I’m cramming as many of the 300+ remaining photos from my Taiwan trip onto Flickr as I can tonight.

    With the new camera I’m generally getting about 5 photos per 1% allotment of space, so in December I’ll finish uploading all the remaining pictures, which will take about 69% of December’s allotment.

    Considering how few pictures I’m taking now that I’m back home and nothing is inspiring me to take photos of it, I shouldn’t have any need to do a New Year’s Eve cram.

    Incidentally, I’m not just posting my good pictures to flickr, I’m posting every photo I haven’t deleted outright. It’s my off-site backup, so to speak, so keep that in mind when you’re looking at the awful ones.

    My flickr photos page

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  • Jet Lag

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    I really don’t understand jet lag.

    Oh, I understand the principle behind it, just not “logic” of how it works.

    For example, since our return, I wake up at 3 to 4 in the morning, that’s 6 -7 PM in Taipei. Not me usual “wake-up’ time.
    Come around 1PM, I’m suddenly falling asleep again (that’s 4 AM Taipei time, and significantly later than then I would be going to bed)
    After a few hours, I’m wide awake again (OK, that coincides roughly with morning in Taipei)
    But then i crash again at 9:00PM (noon, Taipei)

    Rather than just being ‘off’ 15 hours, I seem to be cycling through short periods of wakefulness and sleep. Hopefully it will get straightened out soon.

    I had lots of paper to go through, so it wasn’t a problem that I was in the office before 5:00AM this morning, but I don’t want to do it everyday.

    Luckily, Friday is a holiday, making this a two-day week for me, then I’ve got 3 more days to “recover”

    The kids are all messed up, too. That doesn’t help.

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  • Home

    Nothing more need be said at this moment.

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  • Blogging in the Air

    Our departure from Taipei was not without incident. My father-in-law’s car is not particularly large, and most cars struggle with two carseats, not to mention five large pieces of luggage and 6 people.

    When we arrived, we’d managed to cram it all in the car, but Irene’s mother didn’t meet us at the airport. For our departure, she had to come see us off and so we needed another car. Once again Mr. Huang 2 came to the rescue, and we split the luggage, the kids and the in-laws over two cars. Michelle and grandma travelled with Mr. Huang 2, while Irene, James, I and most of the luggage drove with grandpa.

    We arrived at the airport before them and lined up our luggage in the check-in line that wasn’t open yet. There were already 8 to 10 luggage carts in front of us and the lines tend to get very long, so we parked and waited. Irene, carrying all our documentation, went back to her father to pick up James. Meanwhile, I noticed that the line was scheduled to open in under 5 minutes. Knowing (and respecting) Singapore Air, I suspected they’d open exactly at the scheduled time.

    Irene came back, but Mr. Huang 2 hadn’t shown up yet with Michelle or the rest of our luggage. She called them and they were lost. Just then the line opened. Six windows opened simultaneously and suddenly there were only 4 carts in front of us, and the line was moving quickly.

    Irene stresses about the packing, the flight, the farewells, the kids… I stress about reaching the window and saying, “Uh, we’re not actually ready to check in, we’re missing a daughter and two pieces of check-in luggage.”

    We reached the counter quickly and explained the situation. It didn’t phase them and we were going through our paperwork when Mr. Huang 2 and the calvary arrived, just in the nick of time.

    We passed some time in the airport “snack bar” which has previously always been closed, and I ordered my last meal in Chinese on this trip. A “French Bacon Sandwich” at Starbucks. It was appalling!

    Farewells were more painless than usual and we were through immigrations.

    Inside the terminal, there was actually a children’s playground where Michelle started happily playing. She was alone at first, but then another half white/half Chinese child about here age, perhaps older came to play. Michelle immediately started asking her to play with her, in Chinese, but the little girl never responded.

    At first I thought the girl might not be Chinese at all and didn’t understand Michelle. Then her mother came over, who was obviously Chinese, but when she called her to leave, she called in broken English. Apparently the girl couldn’t understand Chinese. What a shame. It’s so much easier to learn languages at that age, and if they don’t they’ll just end up struggling forever like I am.

    I’m writing this now on the flight. There’s still no Internet, but the flight is over 50% empty and there’re plenty of room. I’ve moved into a row of my own and have space to open the computer and work.

    Even with the room, two kids makes a bit of a hassle, especially for Irene.

    The flight is not about 9 hours in, I’ve finished watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Fantastic Four, War of the Worlds and Batman Begins. I suppose as a quadruple-billing, that’s not too bad. It’s also about the time I’d be waking up in Taipei, but it is 5:30PM back home.

    I haven’t had much sleep, but the kids have slept nearly the whole flight. When we get home, I suspect they’re not going to want to go to bed.

    This the third time I’m trying to write this and every-time I break out the computer, we hit turbulence. Sure enough, as I type this the signs have come on.

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  • Good Morning Starshine

    As a recap, my day of travel went like this:

    Action Taipei Time Phoenix Time
    Get Up Monday 7:00 AM Sunday 4:00PM
    Catch Flight Monday 10:55 PM Monday 7:55 AM
    Arrive Phoenix Tuesday 1:41 PM Monday 10:41 PM
    Arrive at Home Tuesday 4:10 PM Tuesday 1:10 AM

    That’s over 30 hours without benefit of more than 40 minutes sleep.

    When the shuttle had dropped us and our luggage on the sidewalk outside the house, Michelle, who was in a light dress began complaining it was cold. I got the family inside and I began hauling the luggage in.

    One of our bags weighed in at 31.1 Kilos, just .9 Kilos short of the weight limit on a bag, and the others weren’t light, so it took a while for me to haul them inside, mostly on auto-pilot.

    As I was outside though, I was still struck at how amazing the stars were. The sky was so big and there were hundreds of stars looking back at me. It’s such a pretty sight and it’s the feeling I always get when camping, when you’re out away from city light pollution and the sky has billions of stars looking back at you. I was also struck by the fact that normally when I’m out at night in Phoenix, I always think how small and starless the night sky is, but not today.

    Taipei has no stars and the sky is as small as you can see from one building to the next

    On a second note, Michelle was right. We left the house thermostat to keep the house cooled but at a high temperature, since no one was home. When we got inside last night it was very comfortable, but I’m awake now not because I’m trying to get back on schedule, but because I woke up freezing at 5:00AM and all the blankets and such are packed in baby James’ room and I don’t want to disturb him in his sleep.

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  • Farting Pandas and Burping Raccoons

    The daylight hours are wearing thin, my Easycard is almost out of credit, there’s nowhere left to go except wait for the time to go to the airport.

    We had a couple errands to run earlier and we went by bus. I think I’ve completely failed to the latest edition to the buses and train stations. Each bus and every train platform now has TVs located on them. They’re showing a “channel” called Bee TV, with no sound, of course. This channel features ads for upcoming movies (I can’t tell you how sick I am of the commercials for “Lord of War”, “Doom” and “Nana”. Those commercials have been playing since we got here. Meanwhile, the commercial for Legend of Zorro only showed for about a week. Other commercials feature ads for Taipei tourism, anti-pregnancy ads and Pili Puppet series available on DVD and VCD.

    In between the commercials they show cartoons, mostly Japanese and Korean. A significant portion of them feature farting furry animals.

    There’s the panda who likes to drink soda, then farts, which teaching important lessons like, “brush your teeth”.

    Today I saw one in which a rabbit was fishing. The fish comes up, pulls the hook up only to see a carrot. He comes up to the rabbit, slaps him with the carrot, tells him he needs to use a worm, then slaps him with the carrot again. The fish goes back into the water. The rabbit looks thoughtful, stands up, sticks his butt into the water, farts, then walks away.

    The fish surfaces and gasps for breath.

    Sure, it’s funny, but what does it mean?

    In another a raccoon comes and burps on the rabbit.

    And then there’s Mr. Boomba. In the latest one I saw, he spies a fly in the urinal and so targets the fly and drowns him. The fly, not actually dead, flies up and goes straight into Mr. Boomba’s mouth as meditated revenge.

    Is this really wholesome family entertainment for the masses on busses?

    On another miscellaneous note: There’s a new flavor of Doritos in town. In the last couple weeks Doritos and Lays have been promoting their “Fusion” line of International Flavors, many of them involving seafood or other totally inappropriate flavors. Today I spied “Tomato Smoked Chicken” Doritos. I can’t even comment on the mentality that came up with that idea.

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