Category: General

  • Propitious Words of Propitious Days

    I asked where the celebration was for Doctor Who’s 43rd anniversary… here it is:

    In honor of the anniversary, I put on The Hand of Fear and as soon as the music started my son said, “Dok-tor-doo!”.

    He knows what Doctor Who is! I tested him afterwards, it’s not a mistake, nor wishful parental thinking. He can’t quite make out the “Wh” sound, but he knows what it is.

    Today was the perfect day for that. It really is Thanksgiving, now.


    Update: 10:52AM At the start of Episode 4, he said a clear “Doctor Who”!

  • Where is the celebration?

    I had almost forgotten… whenever I have a birthday so too does the good Doctor (within a week, that is) and each year the Doctor stays one year older than me… despite his 900-year Time Lord head start.

    Even though this is an odd year (43), considering the juggernaut that is the current Doctor Who machine, I’m very surprised I heard nothing about it until this morning.

    I wonder if, in two years time, they’ll try an anniversary special. Obviously, “The 10 Doctors” is a no starter.

    I wonder what sort of idea they could come up with?

    In the meantime, though, Happy Birthday, Doctor, wherever in time and space you may be.

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  • Sometimes we get comments…

    I got this comment posted today on one of my older posts.

    Matt wrote:

    I must say you are rather generous in your blasting of the McCoy Era. I find your comments irrelevant and uncalled for. Not liking a particular episode or Doctor is fair enough, but you went a little too far. Whether made for Tennant or McCoy, this episode still has qualities that outdo most of what we have so far seen in the revival. And you cannot dismiss the hard work the production crew out into every single minute we see on TV and take for granted. Its so easy to be openly critical of something when you have no clue how much thought and planning went into it.

    I’m responding here because I think it’s best addressed where it is more likely to be seen and because I hope I can explain my point of view on the issue of criticism more clearly. Any review is a subjective process. The reviewer brings their own thoughts, predisposition and attitudes to the table every time they sit down to write. That is not a bad thing in what is, by definition, an opinion piece.

    That is what brings us different viewpoints. While I certainly enjoy reading a review that is similar to my own feelings on a subject because it brings a sense of positive affirmation, I also equally enjoy (while not agreeing with) conflicting reviews. Those things that people like or dislike are what they put forward and often in them you can see a different rationale at arriving at a disparate conclusion.

    I went back and re-read my posts concerning Love & Monsters and I’m going to stand behind them. I do not concur that I “…went a little too far” in my criticism of the episode. I’m not going to re-visit my criticisms here. I am going to address your points though, because I do feel that there are points of merit to make in response.

    First off, the amount of work, thought and planning that goes into any endeavor is irrelevant to evaluation of the finished product. Making allowances for the effort is sentimental, at best. Hard work does not always equal success, nor does hard work always mean that the goal is worthy of the effort put into it. (For example, I’m sure a lot of thought and planning went into the attack on Pearl Harbor, but that does not mean we should not be critical of the result.)

    This is not to say that the people on the production crew, the grips, the gaffers, the costume designers and the little old lady who fetches the tea didn’t do their job perfectly adequately, perhaps even perfectly. But it is to say that the finished product was fundamentally flawed on the drawing board, and that their efforts were, to some degree, in vain.

    In addition to not mattering how much work was done, neither does it matter if I have a clue as to how much work that was. As it happens, I have somewhat more than a laymen’s understanding of how much work is involved in this kind of production, but certainly not enough to have a complete appreciation of every detail. I need not understand how much work went into the building of my television set to know if the picture quality stinks. The criteria for judging an episode of a TV show is not units of work, it is “units of enjoyment”, if you will.

    In that respect, this episode was a failure to my mind.

    Particularly when you’re talking about a series, there are certain expectations that must be met – a unwritten contract between the producers and the viewers. It’s a contract that for my part says, “I’m going to be back at my TV one week from tonight watching your show because you’re telling a story I want to see.” And I’m there, investing my time watching the show rather than doing something else. They’ve promised me value for my time and if they slipped an episode of the 700 Club in instead of Doctor Who, I’d feel cheated.

    That’s how this episode played to me. They didn’t have the budget to make 13 episodes of Doctor Who, so they made 12 and 1 filler of something else and they had the temerity to package it as Doctor Who. I’d have rather seen them make just 12.

    Now, taking this episode out of the context of the Doctor Who series, I still feel it was a mess. The production was certainly on par with the quality of the rest of the revival series. Technically it is well done, but I see no particular qualities that “…outdo most of what we have seen so far in the revival.” Indeed, apart from the soundtrack, I saw no qualities that outdid the rest of the revival. At best it achieved a tie and only in the technical arts.

    There’s no doubt that Love & Monsters is one of those “love it or hate” it episodes. That was apparent the day after it first aired. Like discussions on politics and religion, I doubt that there will be many converts from one side to the other; however, I would certainly like to hear what you (or anybody else) liked (or disliked) about it.

    On a second note, as you say, I generously blast the McCoy era. I’d go so far as to say that I heap derision on it. So much so that, in one respect, I will recant my statement that Love & Monsters is the worst ever. McCoy’s Ghost Light was the worst ever. I had forgotten how stupendously awful it really was. Having recently seen both, Ghost Light wins that ignominious title hands down. I fear as they release more McCoy DVDs that title may transfer hands again.

    So what’s wrong with the McCoy era?

    One of the things that they overplay in the revival series is that notion that death follows the Doctor everywhere. That’s not correct. The Doctor is chasing death. He’s trying to intercept and detour death. He arrives in time to stop deaths. Yes, some still occur, but blaming it on the Doctor’s presence is back-assward logic. Whatever he may be: eccentric, arrogant, ineffectual, flamboyant, comical or cranky, the Doctor is always a moral force for good.

    During McCoy’s era that changed. By the end of his time, the Doctor had become a moral but callous creature. He played with the lives of his companions and the people around him like chess pieces. He set his own agenda, unknown and unanswerable to anyone and, while we’re to believe he’s doing it for the overall “good” the fact is that his game playing almost certainly resulted in some of the deaths. In McCoy’s case, death really did follow the Doctor.

    Of course, the fact that the scripts during that era became increasingly incoherent hardly helped things at all, either.

    My reviews may be opinionated, acerbic or may even appear downright mean-spirited at times, but they are not. (Mean-spirited, that is. OK, I won’t swear that I’ve never been mean-spirited.) I’m not paid to write reviews, I write about things I care about. I’ve been a fan of Doctor Who for 31 years but that is not carte blanche that everything about it must be good.

    You made a fair criticism and it might surprise you to know that these are not ideas that hadn’t occurred to me in the past. Where is the point when a review becomes a litany or nit-picking and flaw bashing? And when are those flaws justifiably something that should have been “fixed” and therefore something that should be pointed out? It may be a fine line.

    Many is the time that after writing a review, I walk away and come back later to decide if I went “too far”. Sometimes I feel I did and I soften them, sometimes when I come back, I’m even more sure than ever. In the case of Love & Monsters even coming back to my review months later, I still feel it is spot on.

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  • The Sound of Bond… James Bond

    Since 1981 (For Your Eyes Only) I’ve generally managed to go to the opening day of each new Bond film. (Although after the disaster that was Goldeneye I was in no particular hurry to go to Tomorrow Never Dies.)

    When Brosnan started, they shifted the normal opening weekend to be on or about my birthday, so now I often have to “adjust” the day I go see the films to coincide with a birthday dinner. Our baby sitter has been sick all last week, so it doesn’t look like I’m even going to get to see Casino Royale on my birthday tomorrow.

    In lieu of seeing the film, I did go out an buy the soundtrack so I could listen to it while using my extra time to re-read the original novel. (A novel I haven’t dusted off my bookshelf since 1979.)

    What I can’t help noticing is that, while I cheered David Arnold’s brilliant capturing of the John Barry “feel” in the early parts of Tomorrow Never Dies, his work has gotten more and more repetitive in each subsequent film. Now, I’m the first to admit that there’s a lot of repetition in John Barry’s scores, too, but somehow they remain “fresher”. This score might well just be more of Die Another Day. It’s enjoyable, but it drifts off into the background, until you get to track 25, The Name is Bond… James Bond and the old John Barry arranged, Monty Norman composed James Bond theme kicks into high gear. It certainly ends the album on a high note.

    Unless you bought your album all digital like from the iTunes music store, which has 13(!) bonus tracks not available on the CD, nor are they available for individual purchase.

  • When Fish Meet Cars

    If you think you can predict the behavior of children, think again.

    Every weekend, when my wife leaves for work around 1:00PM, we go through the same routine. We find a DVD to put on that will distract my son, James, enough so that Irene can leave the house without him going into fits of crying.

    James is crazy about two things: fish and cars. Until now, our one surefire DVD that can completely absorb his attention is Finding Nemo. I honestly think he could watch it 5 times in a row without interruption.

    So imagine how happy we were that Pixar’s latest, Cars, was released on DVD? OK, that was a rhetorical question but the answer was “quite happy” and I’m rather sick of Finding Nemo.

    When my wife left today, I put on Cars and watched in fascination as my son watched the movie with the same attention that he’d give a BBC Four documentary on Bronze-age pottery shards* – that is to say, he wasn’t interested at all.

    Kids!


    *For the record: No, I don’t watch documentaries on Bronze-age pottery shards.

  • Ai Raifu!

    Apple Japan => Get A Mac

    Too funny!

    Those (some say brilliant, other say annoying) “Get A Mac” ads that Apple has been running lately aren’t just a local thing. Apple Japan has their own versions, too.

    I hope the guy on the left isn’t supposed to be Bill Gates.

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  • The IT Crowd Crashes on American Shores

    Zap2it => NBC Looking for More Comedy Imports

    Earlier this year, Channel 4 aired a somewhat hit-and-miss sitcom called <>i>The IT Crowd. While it certainly suffered from all the negative things associated with being “a sitcom”, there were some genuine laughs in it, and a few moments that (as an IT worker myself) rang so truthful, that you had to believe the writers once worked IT.

    Anyway, now it appears to be another show that will be ruined by an American television network. (They haven’t even finished ruining Life on Mars and they’re already moving on to more fodder. How depressing.)

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  • New Bond…. Good?

    BBC News => “Brilliant” Bond seduces critics

    According to this article, the early reviews on Daniel Craig’s 007 are in and he’s brilliant.

    But before you start declaring the new “era” of bond, note this quote from one critic:

    …easily the best film since GoldenEye

    That’s like saying, “Best automobile since the Ford Pinto.”

    Goldeneye was the worst of all the “official” Bond films. It was cursed with bad directing, bad acting, bad story and bad music. I saw it once the day it premiered, got up right in the middle to go to the toilet and didn’t bother to rush back. When the DVD came out, it sat on my bookshelf for over a year before I bothered to watch it again… and when I did watch it my opinion didn’t change. It’s the kind of film I don’t bother to push the “pause” button on before a bowel movement. I think that’s the best way I can describe my feelings about Goldeneye.

  • Long John Silver’s Walks The Plank

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    There are days when you walk into a restaurant and you know you should walk right out again. On other days, the signs are there, but you choose to ignore them… and so it was for us this evening at Long John Silver’s on Northern near 35th Ave.

    We arrived shortly after 7:00PM and our first thought was, “Wow, look how busy they are! We’re going to get fresh fish tonight.” Indeed, there were busy. There are about 14 booths and 3 tables, and at least 1 table and 6 booths were filled, plus there were about 4 people apparently in line. For a Thursday night, that’s busy. At that time of night, I would normally expect to see maybe 2 groups of people in the restaurant.

    The first inkling that something was wrong should have come when we noticed that there were about 50 receipts placed on the counter, surrounding the register. Another portent of doom should have been the observation that only one table had any food. The man standing first in line was apparently complaining that he didn’t get the right food. (That’s what I thought, but in fact, he was complaining that he didn’t get any food.) They also couldn’t find his receipt. He demanded his money back and they gave it to him. While they were conducting that bit of unpleasant busy, one of those loud, pushy type came up and asked for some plates. She was from the table that had food and “asked” for the plates like this: “Could we get some plates, please. Our food wasn’t supposed to be ‘to go’.”

    They gave her the plates, but she wasn’t done. She came right back and asked for something else, I couldn’t quite hear what she asked for, but I certainly heard how she explained why she was being insistent. “We waited 35 minutes for our food, so it out to be at least right.”

    One refund, one customer complaining that their food took 35 minutes (probably an exaggeration to help get her way), a room full of people with no food and a fiercely blinking order fulfillment display, angrily displaying that it was out of spaces for more orders.

    Did we turn around and leave? No. Were we stupid? Probably.

    Funny ho the brain tries to turn this sort of thing to a positive. My thought was: There’s 3 or 4 people in back cooking, they’ve just got to have some really fresh fish coming out any minute now. We’ll get our food quickly and benefit from everyone else’s wait.

    David ordered his food first, we ordered ours second. We sat down at the table at exactly 7:15. (My credit card receipt says we paid at 7:15, their cash register receipt says we ordered at 7:25? Some sort of trick perhaps to keep the wait times down on the computer?)

    And we waited, and we waited. All the while, the pushy woman was talking to everyone in the store about how she got her food after 35 minutes, and no one else had gotten any. She was obnoxious, but right. We slowly watched over the next 20 minutes as, one by one, the people gave up and demanded their money back. One person actually got their order of food. The obnoxious woman actually scared some customers away as the overheard her talking while waiting in line.

    Finally, we began to see something odd. One of the staff brought a tray of food out. Asked the first table if they had “2 #7s”? and when they said, “no”, she took the tray back and disappeared. Those people gave up and asked for their money back.

    A bit later, she came out with another tray, asked another table if they had some particular combination order. When they said, “no” she took that tray back and didn’t return. We heard the manager explaining that all the returns hadn’t been removed from the fulfillment display and he was ordering them to use the food from the returned orders to fill the existing orders.

    Now, I’m not 100% certain, but I think using the food that was taken out of the kitchen on someone else’s order is a health code violation, even though I know the food wasn’t touched. Perhaps that’s not what they did – although it is what he told them to do. Finally, through attrition, we got our food.

    When I say, “we”, I mean Chu-Wan, the kids and myself. David didn’t get his. We got our food 22 minutes after sitting down. The only other people who remained (and came in after we’d sat down) got their food next. David then went and asked about his fish and was told they were cooking more and he had a 2 minute wait. In about 3 minutes, he did indeed get his fish, and burned his mouth on it. (That’s just a funny anecdote I had to relate and really has nothing to do with the service, unless they didn’t let the food cool long enough before serving.)

    To be fair, my fish wasn’t hot like I’d expect for such a wait, but it wasn’t bad. It certainly wasn’t bad tasting. Still, Long John Silver’s really screwed up on this visit.

    As we left, there’s a bell to ring if you got good service, which didn’t get a lot of rings tonight, and this sign. I’m going to respond to this survey, and, if I win $1,000 I will consider this a trip well worth it. Otherwise… it’s going to be quite some time before I return to that Long John Silver’s.

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  • Torchwood – Ghost Machine – Review (Spoilers, blah, blah)

    Ghost Machine
    by Helen Raynor

    Synopsis
    Episode 3 starts with our heroes chasing what appears to be an alien. In fact, it turns out to be an alien artifact and it falls into Gwen’s hands. In what can only be described as a “don’t push that button you moron” moment, Gwen pushes the button and sees a ghost. Investigation reveals that it was an echo of a real event that happened on that very spot.

    Later, Owen uses the machine and experiences a 30 year old “unsolved” rape and murder. Tortured by what he has experienced, Owen tracks down the murderer, looking for… revenge?

    The original “owner” of the device was a petty crook. It’s revealed that he was using the device to blackmail people. He also reveals there is a second piece to the device, which foretold his death. Gwen, in yet another “don’t push those buttons you stupid, stupid moron” moment pushes the buttons and witnesses herself, blood dripping from her hands and knife still in them accusing Owen of intending to commit murder.

    Can the future be changed. Can Owen be trusted?

    Analysis
    I liked this episode a lot. To do that, you do have to be able to put aside the completely illogical nature of these devices. It rather reminds me of all the stupid cursed object in Friday the 23, the Series. It’s just there to give the writers something to play with. If you do that, this episode works, and it works well. What would you do if you experienced the fear and terror of being raped and murdered, and had the opportunity to bring the crime to justice 40 years later? What if you saw your own death?

    Because Torchwood is an extension of Doctor Who, we can assume that the future is not immutable, but do you have to be a Time Lord to make a difference?

    Again, good acting, pacing and cinematography. Why are these episodes of Torchwood paced better than the new Doctor Whos? Doctor Who always feels rushed and the conclusion is slapped on suddenly. So far, the Torchwoods have maintained a even pacing that leads cleanly to the conclusion neither being rushed nor too slow.

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