Category: General

  • Long John Silver’s Walks The Plank

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    There are days when you walk into a restaurant and you know you should walk right out again. On other days, the signs are there, but you choose to ignore them… and so it was for us this evening at Long John Silver’s on Northern near 35th Ave.

    We arrived shortly after 7:00PM and our first thought was, “Wow, look how busy they are! We’re going to get fresh fish tonight.” Indeed, there were busy. There are about 14 booths and 3 tables, and at least 1 table and 6 booths were filled, plus there were about 4 people apparently in line. For a Thursday night, that’s busy. At that time of night, I would normally expect to see maybe 2 groups of people in the restaurant.

    The first inkling that something was wrong should have come when we noticed that there were about 50 receipts placed on the counter, surrounding the register. Another portent of doom should have been the observation that only one table had any food. The man standing first in line was apparently complaining that he didn’t get the right food. (That’s what I thought, but in fact, he was complaining that he didn’t get any food.) They also couldn’t find his receipt. He demanded his money back and they gave it to him. While they were conducting that bit of unpleasant busy, one of those loud, pushy type came up and asked for some plates. She was from the table that had food and “asked” for the plates like this: “Could we get some plates, please. Our food wasn’t supposed to be ‘to go’.”

    They gave her the plates, but she wasn’t done. She came right back and asked for something else, I couldn’t quite hear what she asked for, but I certainly heard how she explained why she was being insistent. “We waited 35 minutes for our food, so it out to be at least right.”

    One refund, one customer complaining that their food took 35 minutes (probably an exaggeration to help get her way), a room full of people with no food and a fiercely blinking order fulfillment display, angrily displaying that it was out of spaces for more orders.

    Did we turn around and leave? No. Were we stupid? Probably.

    Funny ho the brain tries to turn this sort of thing to a positive. My thought was: There’s 3 or 4 people in back cooking, they’ve just got to have some really fresh fish coming out any minute now. We’ll get our food quickly and benefit from everyone else’s wait.

    David ordered his food first, we ordered ours second. We sat down at the table at exactly 7:15. (My credit card receipt says we paid at 7:15, their cash register receipt says we ordered at 7:25? Some sort of trick perhaps to keep the wait times down on the computer?)

    And we waited, and we waited. All the while, the pushy woman was talking to everyone in the store about how she got her food after 35 minutes, and no one else had gotten any. She was obnoxious, but right. We slowly watched over the next 20 minutes as, one by one, the people gave up and demanded their money back. One person actually got their order of food. The obnoxious woman actually scared some customers away as the overheard her talking while waiting in line.

    Finally, we began to see something odd. One of the staff brought a tray of food out. Asked the first table if they had “2 #7s”? and when they said, “no”, she took the tray back and disappeared. Those people gave up and asked for their money back.

    A bit later, she came out with another tray, asked another table if they had some particular combination order. When they said, “no” she took that tray back and didn’t return. We heard the manager explaining that all the returns hadn’t been removed from the fulfillment display and he was ordering them to use the food from the returned orders to fill the existing orders.

    Now, I’m not 100% certain, but I think using the food that was taken out of the kitchen on someone else’s order is a health code violation, even though I know the food wasn’t touched. Perhaps that’s not what they did – although it is what he told them to do. Finally, through attrition, we got our food.

    When I say, “we”, I mean Chu-Wan, the kids and myself. David didn’t get his. We got our food 22 minutes after sitting down. The only other people who remained (and came in after we’d sat down) got their food next. David then went and asked about his fish and was told they were cooking more and he had a 2 minute wait. In about 3 minutes, he did indeed get his fish, and burned his mouth on it. (That’s just a funny anecdote I had to relate and really has nothing to do with the service, unless they didn’t let the food cool long enough before serving.)

    To be fair, my fish wasn’t hot like I’d expect for such a wait, but it wasn’t bad. It certainly wasn’t bad tasting. Still, Long John Silver’s really screwed up on this visit.

    As we left, there’s a bell to ring if you got good service, which didn’t get a lot of rings tonight, and this sign. I’m going to respond to this survey, and, if I win $1,000 I will consider this a trip well worth it. Otherwise… it’s going to be quite some time before I return to that Long John Silver’s.

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  • Torchwood – Ghost Machine – Review (Spoilers, blah, blah)

    Ghost Machine
    by Helen Raynor

    Synopsis
    Episode 3 starts with our heroes chasing what appears to be an alien. In fact, it turns out to be an alien artifact and it falls into Gwen’s hands. In what can only be described as a “don’t push that button you moron” moment, Gwen pushes the button and sees a ghost. Investigation reveals that it was an echo of a real event that happened on that very spot.

    Later, Owen uses the machine and experiences a 30 year old “unsolved” rape and murder. Tortured by what he has experienced, Owen tracks down the murderer, looking for… revenge?

    The original “owner” of the device was a petty crook. It’s revealed that he was using the device to blackmail people. He also reveals there is a second piece to the device, which foretold his death. Gwen, in yet another “don’t push those buttons you stupid, stupid moron” moment pushes the buttons and witnesses herself, blood dripping from her hands and knife still in them accusing Owen of intending to commit murder.

    Can the future be changed. Can Owen be trusted?

    Analysis
    I liked this episode a lot. To do that, you do have to be able to put aside the completely illogical nature of these devices. It rather reminds me of all the stupid cursed object in Friday the 23, the Series. It’s just there to give the writers something to play with. If you do that, this episode works, and it works well. What would you do if you experienced the fear and terror of being raped and murdered, and had the opportunity to bring the crime to justice 40 years later? What if you saw your own death?

    Because Torchwood is an extension of Doctor Who, we can assume that the future is not immutable, but do you have to be a Time Lord to make a difference?

    Again, good acting, pacing and cinematography. Why are these episodes of Torchwood paced better than the new Doctor Whos? Doctor Who always feels rushed and the conclusion is slapped on suddenly. So far, the Torchwoods have maintained a even pacing that leads cleanly to the conclusion neither being rushed nor too slow.

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  • Trip To San Diego – Memorialized in a Comic Book

    New Macs come with a terribly amusing program, Comic Life, which is really fun. For a bit of fun, I put together a comic version of our recent trip to San Diego. Check it our here.

    Tell me what you think!

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  • Fan Death

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    Oh please! I thought the Taiwanese were weird about the whole ceiling fans being harmful versus floor fans, but according to this page the Koreans believe all fans are dangerous?!

    I will not believe nonsense I read on the net… I’ll just keep telling myself that. Although I might ask the Koreans who run the hot dog shop next time I stop by there. Show me somebody in Arizona that hasn’t slept in a room with a fan on!

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  • I went to university for this?

    Will Program For Food?

    Carpenters job by putting signs in their front yards. Handymen do. Artisans all but not computer programmers!

    I don’t want to cast aspersions about this guys skill set, but, if I were going to take three planks, a can of spray paint and some stencils from Home Depot and make a sign attempting to get work in a discipline that requires a certain level of logic and planning, I think I’d at least measure how long the word “programming” would be before I cut the planks.

    Must be a VisualBasic programmer.

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  • Torchwood Dates Shed Light On Future???

    Here’s one from totally beyond the unsubstantiated rumors department. (Bureau 23, Wild Speculation, that is.)

    If Torchwood airs on October 22, and 2 episodes air on that day, Torchwood would likely run for a total of 12 weeks.

    If this episode guide posted at Timewarden’s Journal is correct, episode 13 sounds like a typical RTD-flavor series conclusion.

    If we start on Oct 22 and progress forward 12 weeks we get episode 12 airing on the 31st of December and episode 13 airing on January 7th, 2007.

    Why is that significant? Those last two episodes would air after the year’s Doctor Who Christmas special which, hopefully, will be a complete story and dispose of Catherine Tate by the end of it. With the Runaway Bride gone and Martha Jones not yet picked up, could the Doctor stop in and help his old friend Captain Jack with the Apocalypse?

    Might the apparent revelations in episode 12, “Captain Jack Harkness” bring about enough character growth that, should Jack meet the new (to Jack, anyway) Doctor in episode 13, he might now feel at home at Torchwood, or perhaps he doesn’t even recognize the Doctor and decide not leave with the Doctor at the end? Of course, the ending could still be in the air depending on if Torchwood gets renewed, too.

    The timing of those last two episodes seems perfect for a December Surprise.

    On a side note: I’m really looking forward to the episode by P.J. Hammond. I thought Sapphire & Steel was great; however, it was a little (?) nonsensical in places – I wonder what he’ll make of Torchwood?

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  • Forgetting San Diego

    I actually started writing my (then journal, now) blog entries back in 1998 because I wanted to remember my travels. I’ve got a great head from facts and figures and a particularly lousy one for remembering places and dates.

    That makes it all the more annoying that, having just been in San Diego and writing my entries in a timely fashion, I completely forgot to mention to coolest thing on the trip. On Zoo day, we went afterwards to the natural history museum. It’s an OK museum, quite small, but it has some interesting displays.

    In the basement, they had a temporary exhibit called Dinosaurs Reel and Robotic. (I hate the fact that link will be bad someday. I wonder if it is on archive.org yet?) It was a fantastic collection of classic movie posters, artwork, comic books, old novels, actual movie props (like the brontosaur from Son of Kong) from all over the world. There were also robotic dinosaurs armatures and animatronic displays. The most striking to me was an authentic re-creation of the tyrannosaur from King Kong, placed in front of painted background, with a foreground glass matte. It was setup exactly as it would be for filming, complete with a viewfinder to look at the shot though.

    You could look all around it and see how obviously fake it was, but when you looked through the viewfinder it’s completely convincing. I’m really glad I got to see that and I’m tempted to try playing around with some foreground mattes just for fun.

    Why didn’t I remember this cool exhibit? When I wrote my blog, I looked at my pictures for the day to refresh my memory.

    This exhibit didn’t allow photography. Blast their eyes.

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  • What iTunes Needs

    Now that I have a working iPod, it’s become more imperative that I do a little house-keeping with my iTunes library.

    iTunes added a nice little feature a while back to search for duplicate songs. This helps a lot, but it’s not very accurate, especially since most of my mp3s have their title and album data pulled in from a CDDB somewhere, and many of the spellings are different – just enough to foul up the duplicate detector.

    I’ve setup smart playlists that comprise my favorite songs that I’ve listened to less often than others. It works great for balancing out my music.

    Last night, for unimportant reasons I was browsing my music sorted by play count and I noticed a number of songs that I just couldn’t possibly have listened to only once or twice in the years I’ve used iTunes.

    This morning, on the way to work, my iPod played the same song twice in a row. As it happened I saw that it was actually duplicates from two different albums. I checked it out when I got home. In fact, I have this song from 3 different albums, and each had about 7 or 8 plays, putting them all in the least often played list. Together, I’ve listened to that particular song 22 times, which push it off the least played list.

    What’s my choice? Delete 2 copies of it and get back the disk space and loss the play count for the two deleted copies. I also no longer have the entire “album” in my iTunes. If I browsed by album, it would be missing, and, should I want to listen to that particular album, I wouldn’t even know which song was missing.

    That’s not so good.

    Solution? Here’s an idea – get Apple to add secondary album and track information to their extended metadata.

    In that scenario, I can keep the track from the original album (In this case Herb Alpert’s Whipped Cream & Other Delights) and delete the ones from Solid Brass and A&M Classics Vol 1, but add the album and track info from the deleted copies to the one remaining file. This way if I browse by one of the compilation albums I’ll still see and play all the tracks, but I won’t be wasting the disk space and my play counts will be more accurate.

    Wishful thinking, I suppose.

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  • How did this guy get a job?

    One of the perceived problems – or perhaps even injustices – in the United States is that, to be a newscaster or a television personality, you basically have to be good looking. Talented or knowledgeable ugly people need not apply – and the same goes for people with any other physical impediments.

    It’s not fair, to be sure, but in a highly competitive market, “fair” isn’t what wins out.

    That’s not necessarily true in Britain. In fact, that’s one of the reasons we love the British. They can be so darned quirky sometimes.

    Nothing could epitomize this more than the fact that Jonathan Ross is a popular television and radio personality.

    He first came to my attention on the BBC series, Japanorama, and then Jonathan Ross’ Asian Invasion and now a new series of Japanorama – or, as “Wossy” himself would call them: Japanowama and Jonathan Woss’ Asian Invasion. With his freakishly bad clothes, weird haircut and rhotacistic inability to pronounce the letter “r” he is an odd duck indeed to be a TV and radio personality.

    When I first saw him, I just assumed that they found the weirdest guy they could to talk about the weirdness that is Japan. Clearly he is a fan of the Japanese culture, and Asian cinema and is well-versed on the subject and so a reasonable choice, at least on paper.

    I can only imagine that the powers-that-be were just laughing the butts off watching the “Wewease Bwian!” skit from Monty Python’s Life of Brian when they decided to employ Wossy for Jonathan Ross’ World of Robin Hood – where for an hour, he repeatedly mangles “Wobin Hood”, “Mawion”, “Shewood fowwest” and the “Shewiff of Nottingham.”

    A speech impediment is not funny – in fact, I spent a couple years in speech therapy for a lazy “s” – and so every-time I watch Wossy, I feel guilty because I can’t help laughing. It must be the bright, baggy suits. Yeah, that’s it.

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  • Big Ships – San Diego – October 13, 2006

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    Our plan was for this to be our last day in California, but we were not in any hurry to get out of town, and we had contingency plans to stay one more night if we so chose.

    Having our laptops was a great help – when we got back to the room each day. We could search for things to do in San Diego, research hours and addresses, and use Google Earth to track them down and figure out the quickest freeway route to the desired location.

    The problem was, the list of “things to do in San Diego” was not as exciting as you might imagine. One memorable item that I remember coming up on such a list was the “California Dept of Fish and Game Building.” Ho hum.

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    Balboa Park is loaded with museums (I’ll say this for San Diego, clustering the museums together does make them easier to get to.) but most of them I wouldn’t lift a finger to see. We’d already been to the Natural History museum and museums such as “Model Railroads”, “Hall of Champions Sport Museum” and the “Automotive Museum” don’t appeal to me much. (OK, I might go to the automotive museum.)

    The Air & Space museum was of interest, but it got trumped.

    When I realized the USS Midway was in the harbor and now a public museum, I had to go see that. My concern was that it didn’t seem like the most kid-friendly museum I could think of. Chu-Wan was willing to go, and she realized that she’d probably have to keep a tight reign on James, so, that was our first destination.

    The ship itself is amazing, and they’ve opened many areas for public touring. Considering it would be manned by 4,500 sailors and pilots, it’s hardly surprising that most of the underside seemed to consist of kitchens and dining rooms. They seemed to go on forever. One of the reasons this trumped the air & space museum was that 23 vintage aircraft are on display aboard the carrier, either on the flight deck or on the hanger deck.

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    Michelle didn’t meet the minimum height requirement and so she had to stay behind with Chu-Wan as I got to tour the flight tower, map room and bridge. Those tours are conducted by former crew members of the Midway, and I was lucky enough to have a guide who was a former fighter pilot in the 60’s and the flight officer in the 70’s. He had some interesting tales to tell. It’s certainly an unbelievable amount of work that a huge number of sailors had to perform, perfectly, so that a few pilots could fly.

    Commissioned in 1945 and decommissioned in 1992, the Midway wasn’t built for someone 6’3“ tall. It was necessary for me to bend over almost all the time, even in the ”living spaces“ below deck, my hair was always brushing the ceiling if I stood up.

    Most of the crew stations have mannequins positioned in them to give the feel of how the ship operated. One spot – I won’t give away where – has a man standing like a mannequin, and made up to look plastic, waiting to give a shock to any unsuspecting passerby.

    Whenever we were on the flight deck, there was food being prepared somewhere nearby that smelled amazing! Chu-Wan thought it was Indian Food, although I thought it smelled more like barbecue. When we left, we decided to try to find it.

    I had mentioned that the Star of India was nearby, and Chu-Wan decided we would go there to eat. I didn’t know it was a restaurant, and she didn’t know it was a sailing ship turned into a museum. We were both right, but they’re not the same Star of India, so we drove around the maddening, no-left-turn streets trying to reach a restaurant, and when we found one, driving on and on trying to find parking.

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    We ended up in Seaport Village, a supposed neo-turn-of-the-century (20th, not 21st) re-imagining of a stylized waterfront. In other words, it’s a shopping center, with a food court, on the ocean front, with lots of wood.

    Before I continue, let me tell you a little story about our AAA membership.

    We have a AAA membership, which we use infrequently. We sometimes get passport photos or International Driver’s Permits there, once in a blue moon call them for some roadside assistance or occasionally get maps from them before a trip.

    Chu-Wan had gone down and picked up maps of Arizona and California, and they also provided a little detailed book of step by step directions. (Exactly what you’d get online at google maps.) We also get discounts through AAA on things like admission to places like The San Diego Zoo and Sea World.

    So, with the booklet the printed out, we really didn’t use it. When we first started the trip and we were deciding where to stop for breakfast, there was a question if we were going through Casa Grande or Buckeye. After that, it never got used.

    At the zoo, we thought it gave a discount admission, but it only gave a discount if you were buying a ticket to take the tour bus, too. We didn’t want that, so it was useless.

    At Sea World, it was good for 10% off admission. The thing was, admission for one day was exactly the same price as admission for 2 days. We figured the zoo only took half a day to see, and we had plenty of time, so we might come back again the next day to let the kids see a show or take a ride or something. We chose the 2-day ticket, but you couldn’t use the AAA discount on that. Sea World ended up taking all day and we were pretty much done with the place, so we didn’t go back – another opportunity lost.

    And so we came to the end of our trip, having not used our AAA benefits.

    When we got to Seaport Village, Chu-Wan locked the keys in the car, and she had to call someone to come out and break into our car.

    Which would have been a great blog story if only we’d called AAA to open the car. Instead we called Hyundai and they took care of it in no time. Still, had I been thinking, I would have made sure we called AAA instead.

    And so, after eating an inadequate meal at Seaport Village, and building up a sufficient stress level, we left California and returned home.

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    Before we left town, we filled up on gas at yet another Costco, so I could get another picture for my collection.

    The return trip was much as the way over, until Michelle finally fell asleep. I now understand why new mini-vans have in-car DVD players. Oh, to have had something to distract the kids.

    San Diego just isn’t what it’s cracked up to be, but it’s not an unpleasant place, the weather was nice, and we had fun. I guess that’s all I can ask for.

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