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  • An iPod’s Tale

    The Sad iPod

    Not many posts last week, first the kids were sick, then I came down with it. No fun. No Energy.

    Nonetheless, one thing worth noting did happen to me this week. I finally got my iPod.

    For the last three years, every Birthday, Anniversary and Christmas my wife asks me, “What do you want for [insert occasion here]?”

    To which I reply, “An iPod.”

    Alas, for a variety of reasons, no iPod arrived on the scene.

    When the iPod Shuffle first came out, I went down and bought one. It works, but, 1gb of storage is grossly inadequate for my 20gb music collection.

    A few weeks ago, when Apple announced the new 5.5th generation iPods, a sudden rush of returns/refurbs showed up at a decent discount on the Apple store online. I decided I’d buy a 2gb Nano for my wife. When it arrived, I was really impressed. Apple refurb process had made it “new” again. (Unlike some of the old, coffee-stained refurbed equipment they sell at Fry’s Electronics.) I was so impressed, I decided to buy a 30gb iPod with Video.

    It arrived Thursday, coinciding with my getting sick, so I was at home when it arrived. Apple requires that Fedex collect a signature, so my wife was alerted and I was ready also. being sick, though, I fell asleep.

    Something woke me at 11:45. I just happened to be facing the window when I awoke and saw the Fedex truck drive off. Hurray! My iPod was here! I leapt off the bed and promptly collapsed on the floor. (I really was very sick.) I collected myself and ran into to living room only to see my wife and son sound asleep on the sofa. I opened the door in horror to see the little “We’re sorry we missed you, but you have to sign for this package, so we’ll bring it back when it is convenient for us.”

    Friday, I was still sick, but I refused to go to sleep until after the Fedex truck arrived. At 11:45, the Fedex truck came down the street, passed our house, and headed on down the road. I ran outside just in time to see him turn onto the major thoroughfare and depart.

    It occurred to me that, perhaps, Fedex put the iPod on the afternoon shipment, thinking it might stand a better chance of getting a signature. Knowing that the Fedex truck comes by around 4:00PM, I was finally able to go to sleep. Until 1:45, when I awoke to, once again, see the Fedex truck in front of the house. Screaming at the top of my lungs, shouting, “Fedex truck is here,” I tried dashing out of bed again, with similar results. This time, fortunately, my wife was awake, received the package and my iPod had found a new home.

    It’s quite nice, all new and shiny. I hooked it up to the MacBook to offload my music and videos (it took a while) and let it charge.

    Later that night, was feeling a bit better and we decided to go out for an ice cream and stop at the Apple store to buy a case for it.

    I got a nice Agent 18, clear case, which allows you to still see the styling of the iPod but protects it from mars, chips, etc. It also has a removable belt clip and video video stand, allowing you to stand it up for watching videos. By the time we’d finished at the Apple store, I was knackered again and I went home to sleep.

    Saturday morning, 6:00AM I was awake, Michelle woke up, everyone else was asleep. I was feeling better, and the weather was great, so I took Michelle to the store to buy some needed groceries.

    The iPod was great. I could walk up and down the aisles, not having to listen to the horrid muzak in the store and, oblivious to all the things Michelle invariably asks to buy. Wonderful!

    That took about an hour and when we got home, the weather was still great, so I decided to go into the backyard and do some light maintenance. Feed the dogs, water the trees, pick up and trash that had blown in the yard, fill the pool, etc.

    I tossed the hose into the pool, but too much of it went into the water, so I bent down to retrieve some of the hose. My left arm lightly touched the iPod. The iPod leaped off of my belt and flew 4 ft straight out into the pool and sank to the bottom. It was playing “A Taste of Honey” by the Beatles as it broke free from the headphone safety line.

    I momentarily thought, “Wow, the water is so clear, I could see what was on the iPod’s display, if it were on.” Then unprintable thoughts started going through my head and, without thinking, a desperate plan of action formed in my mind. I removed my sandals…

    No, let me re-phrase that, I removed my waterproof sandals, so they wouldn’t get messed up, and jumped into the pool to retrieve the iPod.

    It’s a pity I didn’t think to remove my wallet or my cell phone before jumping in. But at least my shoes didn’t get wet.

    20 seconds. My new iPod was only in the water for 20 seconds, but it might as well have been a lifetime.

    Without being able to immediately remove the battery like on my cell phone, nothing I could do would guarantee that that battery wasn’t surging power through the circuitry.

    All attempts to dry it and revive it have failed.

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  • Dry Hands, Warm Heart

    Seday in Taiwan=> Bathroom Air Hand Dryer -I thought everyone had one

    I just saw a news article on MSNBC or was it Google News? Anyway, they mentioned a new (bathroom) hand dryer by Dyson. I was very surprised at this news. I thought all bathrooms around the world used these hand dryers.

    These hand driers are so cool, they need to get all the publicity they can get.

    Do you hear me stores and businesses?! Buy these hand driers!!!!

    See also my previous post on this amazing device.

    Update: 10-4-2006, Wow, these jet driers made it to Digg during the night. More exposure is good, but where does the original Gizmodo article get off claiming this is a Dyson invention, though?

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  • This is a story that just gets better (or worse) every step of the way.

    Pasture Cake?

    We were at the Chinese market the other day and I ran across this unfortunately named delicacy: “Pasture Cake”

    Now, I suppose you can’t expect the Taiwanese to know that a pasture cake is a cow turd, but it’s hard not to associate in my mind.

    Then Chu-Wan translated it for me: It’s really “Cow Grass Cake”. How is that better???

    Having never heard of this, Chu-Wan asked her father about it this evening. Apparently, Cow Grass is the latest health food craze in Taiwan, second only to pomegranate juice. No, it’s not figurative name, either. It really just is grass that cows eat. Not just any cow-eating grass, either. There are certain types of “famous” cow grass that grows in Taidong, and people make special trips there just to eat it.

    Why?

    Why is this considered healthful?

    Well, just look at a cow. He’s big. He’s strong. All he eats is grass. Apparently in the Taiwanese mind it stands to reason that a person eating cow grass will grow big and strong like a cow. Perhaps it’s true, but I think the phrase “dumb as a cow” has to play in this equation somewhere, too.

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  • Having a three-way…

    Three way iChat

    Video chat, that is.

    Finally got the chance to try out iChat AVs much touted ability to conduct a three-way video chat. My in-laws recently upgraded their Mac Mini to OSX 10.4 and with my MacBook being the only computer between us power enough to initiate one, we tried it out.

    It worked pretty well. There was a little bit more audio lag/feedback than we usually get in the standard chat, but not so bad as to make the conversation difficult.

    That leads me into a comment that I got my MacBook back from Applecare (for the second time) yesterday. This time they only replaced the following:
    APP-607-0199 ASSY, HEATSINK, M42 (1.0mmConnect

    I hope that means this time they know what it takes to fix it. Last time one of the things they replaced was APP-603-8071 ASSY, HEATSINK, M42 – let’s hope this one is more successful.

    It still boots up with those nasty color bars once in a while, even though the Genius Bar told me that was fixed with 10.4.7 – he was clearly wrong. Now I’m told it will be fixed with 10.4.8. It doesn’t look like a software problem to me, it happens at what appears to be before the OS load.

    While on the subject of changes, a few weeks ago I grabbed a bluetooth keyboard, and today I hooked the MacBook up to an external monitor. Now with two screens it’s almost using my PowerMac G4 – except the MacBook has a lot more power. I just need to find a bluetooth trackball.

    Since the new 5.5th Gen iPods came out, the Apple store online has had some great deals on refurbed iPods. I bought Chu-Wan an iPod Nano for under $100 and it’s really just like new, so I decided to break down and buy myself a 30Gb iPod with Video. It should arrive by the end of the week.

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  • The land guaranteed to appreciate… buy now, while supplies last!

    Harper’s Magazine => A Place Under the Sun

    From letters written to President Bush by residents of the Sauerland region of Germany in response to his January 14, 2004, announcement of United States plans to build a deep-space launch pad on the moon. The letter writers are among more than 1,200 Germans who purchased moon lots from U.S. entrepreneur Dennis Hope, who claims legal ownership of the moon under a loophole in the 1967 United Nations Outer Space Treaty.

    Remember when we used to laugh about people buying “swampland in Florida?”

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  • Music is for thinkers… unless you like Rap.

    Science Magazine => Classical’s Class and Rap’s Bad Rap

    Ever wondered whether the classical music aficionado next door has had a bit more schooling than the guy blasting rap from his car? New research suggests you may be on to something. A lot of the stereotypes concerning musical taste and socioeconomic status appear to be true.

    It’s always self-affirming when stereotypes that show oneself in a positive light are published isn’t it?

    Still, I’m a bit worried about those opera people and their stinky hair. Luckily, I draw the line at opera.

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  • Second Service

    I gotta say, I’m kind of jazzed today.

    I’m under considerable pressure at work right now. We’ve had a long-running and usually troublesome project to implement a new online service. (Really, our first online service.)

    For our side of it, I’ve had to work it from nothing, with basically nothing with no actual training. So, from my side I’ve had to teach myself about building and configuring a server to serve web services, learn to generate and deploy them. (With a little detour into re-writing some of the org.apache.axis classes to get them to behave properly.)

    It’s only been in the last couple weeks I’ve been able to get to the actual programming in Java. Things are finally beginning to progress and I deployed the second of the five needed services today and it had no logic errors on the first pass!

    (OK, that’s not to say I didn’t improperly implement it so I spent 4 hours this morning trying to get it to work, but the logic was solid.)

    Yippeee! Who said you can’t teach an old programmer new tricks?

    I’m seriously looking forward to our vacation in 3 weeks time to San Diego.

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  • Davies too cheap to let the Doctor fly and be free

    BBC News => Cost ‘keeps Doctor Who on earth’

    Russell T. Davies had this to say recently,

    “People will say, ‘Why doesn’t he visit alien planets more often?’” he said. “But that’s because they are expensive. They’re hugely expensive.”

    Davies also told Doctor Who magazine that these episodes gained the lowest viewing figures of the series.

    “The programmes that do show alien planets are not prime-time programmes,” he said.

    “Star Trek and Stargate are subscription-based programmes for a dedicated audience.”

    OK, that’s just nonsense.

    OK, the part about it being expensive isn’t. The stuff about alien planets being “not prime-time” is just silly. Just write better alien planet stories.

    It’s interesting to note that on the Inferno DVD bonus features there’s a documentary where Terrance Dicks, story editor during that time, talks about the problems with being stuck on Earth. The bottom line is, you only have two plots: Alien invasion and mad scientist. That should play great from Torchwood, though.

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  • The Return of the Master

    BBC => Return of the Master

    The first Doctor Who DVD release of 2007 will be the The Return of the Master three-disc boxset.

    It will comprise The Keeper of Traken, Logopolis and Castrovalva – adventures that saw both the return of the Doctor’s arch-enemy and the transition from Tom Baker’s Doctor to Peter Davison’s.

    Prepare for not one but two new companions, killer statues, the slow destruction of the Universe, cunning disguises, big beards, recursive occlusion and stick-on celery. What a combination!

    In one of those amusing coincidences, one of the extras on this box set is:

    The Crowded TARDIS (dur. 11′ 25″) – by the end of Tom Baker’s tenure, the TARDIS crew had grown from the usual one companion to three. This featurette examines the reasons behind this change of direction. Featuring actors Tom Baker, Peter Davison and Sarah Sutton, director John Black and script editor Christopher H. Bidmead. Narrated by George Williams.

    Coincidence because I was just blogging about the fact that poor ol’ Davison got stuck with a TARDIS over-full of companions during his term. It will be interesting to see what they have to say about it.

    On a side note, I’m glad to see Logopolis and Castrovalva released together. I’ve always believed they should have released all the regeneration “bookends” at the same time. Sure, the Twin Dilemma stinks, but Caves of Androzani isn’t complete without it.

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  • Long before blogs – a postscript

    14-11

    Well, I posted the journal entries for my 10 day 1998 trip to Taiwan, and, not too surprisingly, they now reside at the very beginning of my blog database, and can only be seen by looking back at the archive for May 1998.

    As far as I can tell, they don’t even show up in the RSS feeds.

    In a way, it was like a re-release of a movie. I got to correct a few spelling and grammatical errors. I went back to the source photo negatives, scanned them and touched them up in photoshop.

    On certain entries, I made some new commentary. There were certainly things I didn’t know and just plain got wrong. While I did not use this opportunity to re-write history, I did make some comments about how my perceptions have changed in the last 8 years.

    Update:I guess the least I could do is provide a link to the first installment. …and that link is here.

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